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More Accurately Than Any Scale (Part One)

Laboratory

I'm amazed the Science Club's teacher advisor let us use the lab room and all these chemicals.
Do you actually manage to behave yourself during Science Club, Rook?

He agreed immediately when I said we wanted to compound special effects materials to be used by the Film Club.
Though he did require a list of chemicals and formulas we'd be using, a detailed schedule, a fire prevention plan, and so on.

So the advisor does know to be wary of you! I guess you're as freewheeling at your club as you are everywhere else.
Anyway, let's get to work. I wouldn't want any of our hard-earned time to be wasted.
Where are the components we need? ...Ah, found them.
Add a spoonful of colored water, and...

Ooh, it's giving off black smoke! Is it done already?

This color isn't what I was imagining. I envisioned something darker—a black that could blend into the dark night.
I'll try adjusting the chemical quantities a bit. This time, I'll add more than a spoonful.

Hmmm... It looks a little thicker to me. What do you think?

It's not quite there. This time, there's too much blue. My, this formula is finicky...

Will a change that subtle even be noticeable on film?

Never tell me to compromise on something that will be seen in public. Smoke covers a wide area of the screen.
And it spoils the whole scene if the backdrop isn't a fitting color to emphasize the actors' costumes, faces, hair, eyes... You get the idea.
That's why it needs fine-tuning. How about if I do THIS?
...Yes, that's a better black.
There. The smoke's finished. That should take care of everything we need for the next shoot.

Even though you aren't personally ready?

...Excuse me?

When were you planning to begin your diet?
You've put on a little weight in the past three days, Vil. Your jawline's ever-so-slightly off.

Wha— I— That can't be right.
I haven't indulged in anything unhealthy. I have over five million followers on Magicam, and none of them have made any such remarks.
And more to the point, I haven't noticed anything different about myself when I look in the mirror.

All right, Roi du Poison. Who do you believe: Me? Or everyone else?
As I often remind you, I spend more time looking at you than you do looking at yourself in the mirror.
That should be all the evidence you need.

...Fine. I'll take your warning seriously.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get to my fieldwork. It's my favorite part of the hunt.

Hey, hold on! Hmph... He just strutted away after making his point.
Either way, the smoke is finished. I'll tidy up here and head on out.
Exterior Hallway

I'd better get back to the dorm and check the scale.

Hm? Oh, hey, Vil. I don't see you around here often. Wreaking havoc in the lab room?
Kidding. But seriously, I thought the Pomefiore Dorm had its own basement lab.

Hello, Trey. It does indeed, but today I needed a chemical that the school lab happened to have.
We ran out of a component for making smoke, and Rook said the school lab would have a vial of it.
Tell me: Does everybody in the Science Club keep such meticulous track of the lab room contents?

Nah. Rook's just extra observant. I only remember the stuff I use for lab experiments.
That guy's got an absurdly good memory for the most random things, don't you think?

True enough... The jawlines of his contemporaries included.

Uh, what?

Never mind. Just a little in-joke.

Say... You and Rook like sweets, right?
The thing is, I've got an extra cake I don't know what to do with. I made one too many for Riddle.
I'm trying to make sure every piece of it finds a good home.

I was wondering why you were loitering about with a box in your hands. Is that the cake?

Sure is. I put a lot of work into it, too. Check out the fresh strawberries. Tantalizing, no?

Mouth-watering, even. I'll have to pass, though. I literally just started a diet.
Take my portion and give it to Rook. Force-feed it to him, if you have to.

I sense that there's more to this than you're letting on. I think I get the picture, though.
How's this, Vil: If you've got a little extra time, would you care to drop by Heartslabyul?
I picked up some really nice herbal tea I'd love to share with you.

Tea, you say? Does it have lemongrass in it?

I think so, yeah.

Then I'll take you up on that. I could use a good detox right about now.

More Accurately Than Any Scale (Part Two)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Kitchen

Here you are, Vil. One herbal tea.

Thank you, Trey. ...It has a lovely aroma.

I brought out a little cake if you feel like any, too. Baked this one fresh today.

It's clear you're happy with how this one came out. But I'll stick with the tea, thank you.
...Mmm. This tea really is superb. Where did you get it?

The school store. They happened to have some rare stock in—tea leaves from a brand that's been around for a century.
You're welcome to take some home, if you like. I've got too much of it, and I wouldn't want it to lose its flavor before I can drink it all.

I'll take you up on that, then. Just bundle some up for me later, if it's no trouble for you.

So... Care to explain what had your boa-feathers ruffled earlier? Did Rook do something?

Oh, nothing major. If anything, his only crime is keeping too close an eye on me.
I'll grant that it IS useful to have an outside perspective...
But to so blithely remark that I've put on weight? Who DOES that?
There's candor, and then there's being gauche. Did he spend so much time in the woods that he forgot the meaning of the word "tact"?

Oof. Yeah, that's a pretty inappropriate thing to say.
Rook tends to blurt out everything that crosses his mind, positive OR negative. I'll admit it throws me for a loop at times.

Hmph. I suppose he's no different in Science Club meetings?

Here's an example: just recently, our club advisor suggested an experiment, and Rook said it would be boring to do as-is.
So the club got a much more complicated experiment to do. The freshmen mostly stood around doing nothing, since they couldn't help.

I can picture the scene in my mind's eye.
And I imagine you took it upon yourself to smooth things over with the freshmen?

You're giving me a little too much credit in the realm of diplomacy, but yeah, basically.

It's the same story every time...
Riddle's lucky to have you in Heartslabyul.

You think?

You come up in the housewarden meetings on occasion, you know-it's remarked how Riddle has an exceptional second-in-command.

That's...news to me. I'm honestly kind of shocked.
I just don't want to lose my head, is all. Nothing I do is all that praiseworthy.

Please, spare me the modesty. You should learn to take a compliment.
Those with no appreciation for character would take your modesty at face value.
Of course, if that's the image you want to manufacture for yourself, don't let me stop you. You're only shooting yourself in the foot.

That's a little harsh. Then again, you get constant compliments from others in your line of work, so you're probably right.
I'll adjust my approach moving forward.

By all means, do. It's a nice way to make the person giving the compliments feel better.
Besides, it's less stressful to simply bask in compliments when they're given.
You're already busy enough keeping a certain teapot tyrant satisfied.

Oh, I don't get stressed out over Riddle.

If you say so. Far be it from me to argue.

I'm serious. I know a trick to nip stress in the bud.

You do, do you? Now I'm curious.

You want to know it?

Now you're just puffing yourself up.

Listen up, 'cause I'm only going to say this once.

I'm listening.

The trick is...to never skip out on sweets when you want them. That goes double for cake with lots of fruit.

I KNEW you were acting smug. That's what I get, I suppose. Heh...
Fine. I'll have some cake.
I'll just lengthen my jog tomorrow morning to make up for it.

Maybe it's not my place to tell a model his business, but...
I don't think a single slice of cake would have a noticeable impact on your figure. You're already skinny to start with.

I prefer the term "toned," not "skinny."
But Rook reads me more accurately than any scale. Possibly even more accurately than a mirror.

Wow.

Mmm, this cake is to die for. Have you gotten even better at this, Trey?
Let me know if Riddle ever decides to have your head. My dorm would hire you on as our patissier in a heartbeat.

I'll do my best to make sure it doesn't come to that.
I'd have to add a whole lot of calorie-counting to my workload if I was baking treats for Pomefiore.

And wouldn't that be educational for you?

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