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If You Turned Out to Enjoy It (Part One)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Rose Maze

I don't get the point of weeding. Even when you pull the weeds out all nice and neat, they just grow back overnight.

For once, we agree on something, Ace. This feels like busywork with no end.

C'mon, guys. Don't stop now. We need the lawn spotless for the unbirthday party.

Wouldn't want any weed in the background for picture-taking! And once you're done with the weeding, handle the mowing, kthx!

Bah. Why do freshmen get all the grunt work?

Croquet field prep just happens to be the freshmen's job. The sophomores and juniors are hard at work on other assignment.
Party prep is a full-team effort. The Queen of Heart's rules dictate as much.
Working together builds unity among us. Surely you guys can see the logic behind that.

Sure, if by "unity", you mean we're all unified in our fear of the housewarden yelling "Off With Your Heads!"

What are you guys working on, then?

I'm setting up the tea party! It's gonna be FIERCE. Just you wait.

I'm baking cake. You can't have an unbirthday party without it.

Sweet! Your cakes rock! So what kind of cake does one make for an unbirthday party, anyway?

What kind? Well, that requires a bit of explanation...
An unbirthday party is, by definition, NOT a birthday party. Thus, there's no single appropriate type of cake for it.

Sounds like the cook has a lot of freedom in how to interpret that, then.
I mean, that basically means that it doesn't even matter what kind of cake you make, right?
In which case, what's wrong with just making chestnut tarts?

Hm? Oh, ah, the Queen of Heart's rules cover this in loose detail...
There are two relevant edicts: "Cakes must have candles," and "No bringing chestnut tarts."

Then how about instead of one of your usual cakes, you make a cake of a cherry pie?
Cherry pies are sweet, yet tart. They've got that flakey, chewy pie crust texture...
And more to the point, they're my favorite.

Ace, don't put Trey on the spot with self-centered requests. Besides...
A nice, eggy chiffon cake beats cherry pie any day of the week. It's easy on the palate and not overwhelmingly sweet.

whatever, dude. You basically just put in your own custom order!

I-I did not. I was suggesting what I thought would be better for the whole dorm...
Heartslabyul Student A
Ooh, are we doing requests? I want chocolate cake!
Heartslabyul Student B
Cheesecake for me, thanks!
Heartslabyul Student C
Cake don't have to be sweet. What if you baked a quiche, Trey?

Easy there, guys. Nobody said I was taking requests!
Besides, we already have our ingredients lined up. Changing things now would prove tricky.

But you're a pro, Trey. You could improvise!

Look, guys, Perfect Patissier Trey's super good. I get why you'd want to ask him for things.
But there's no way he can satisfy everyone's requests.
Heartslabyul Student A
His cake are great, but if it's the same thing every time, it's gonna get a little samey.

Yeah, I mean, it's important to mix it up, y'know? I know I'd love to have a different type of cake every time.

Hm, yes, I see...
Then why don't you all try making the cake yourself? Then you can do whatever kind you like.
You know, even this school encourages student to learn their way around a kitchen. That's why it offers an elective culinary course.

Oh, you're talking about the class that teaches practical cooking skills, right?

That's the one. It's a traditional program that's been around for years. It's there to empower students to cook for themselves after graduating.

It's voluntary, so not many students take it, but it's a good course that starts you with the ABCs of cooking.
Heartslabyul Student A
Hm... I guess I'd like to try making the cake. It looks easy enough when I watch you do it.
Heartslabyul Student C
It'll be way easier and more fun than this stupid lawn maintenance!

We're always short on help for baking sweets, so it'd be a win-win for me if you turned out to enjoy cooking.
I'll get you everything you need, so if you want in on making the cake, follow me.

......
Y'know, Ace, you were way out of line when you suggested that Trey's cakes were getting samey.

Hey, you were in on it too. Besides, Trey's a chill guy. It'd take more than that to get him mad.

Hmmm... Maybe so. He IS pretty mature.
He's kindhearted and caring- a pretty rare combo among our student body.
If anyone told ME that the job I did looked easy, I'd lose my cool in a heartbeat.

If he got mad over that, he'd never be able to manage our short-fused housewarden.

Right? Now that you mention it, even I have barely ever seen Trey get mad.
But when he DOES get bent out of shape, he can stay that way for a while...

If You Turned Out to Enjoy It (Part Two)

Heartslabyul Dorm

This is ridiculous. The complete lack of progress on our preparations is actually astounding.
The lawn isn't fully mowed. The rose colors are a mishmash. Not even the silverware is polished yet!
We'll never be ready in time for the unbirthday party tomorrow!

Settle down now, Riddle.
Remember what we agreed on : We're going to have a nice, pleasant party this time, with no one losing their head.

Rgh...

Sure, they're slow. But everybody's gotta start somewhere.
Why don't you start by showing the freshmen an efficient way to cut the lawn?

If we finish our tasks one by one, we'll be ready for the party with plenty of time to spare. Right?

I...suppose you're right. Thank you, Trey.

Now, I'd better check up on the rose-painting.
But before that... Let's pop by the kitchen and see how things are looking there.
Heartslabyul Dorm - Kitchen
Heartslabyul Student A
Right, so, I'll start by opening all the chocolate bars to get 'em melting for the cake.
Heartslabyul Student B
No, we're making a cheesecake, remember? The key is the cheese, so let's try using magic to ferment the milk.
Heartslabyul Student C
I said we were making a quiche! By the way, anybody know how to clean a fish?

I see the kitchen is nice and lively. Lots of students hard at work. Good, good.

Hey, Trey. Come to check up on our eager little wannabe bakers?

Something like that. Are you done overseeing the setup for the party tables?

  • sigh* We're hard at work now...
    Riddle's been in a rea; foul mood lately. I don't know if it's 'cause the unbirthday party's coming up or what.
    I get the feeling he's gonna explode if he finds one more thing that doesn't meet his standards.

Well, he hasn't blown up yet today, so that's progress, right? He's working hard in his own way.

And there it is! You're giving him a pass!
Have you pampered him like that since you guys were kids, or what?
I haven't been around you guys that long, but doesn't it ever get...exhausting?

He didn't have a reputation for getting angry before. Maybe he's just feeling the pressure of responsibility now that he's housewarden.

Wow, really? You sure he doesn't take after his crazy-strict mom?

Heh. Just so we're clear, Riddle's mother is in a different league.
Back when it got out that I was absconding with Riddle to play...
Once I walked back home, my family was easily ten times madder than Riddle ever gets. I got lectured by the whole family for five hours straight.

Yikes. Hard to believe you're smiling while saying that, Trey.

Oh, it's funny to look back on now. Who gets that mad about kids playing?
But I'll admit it was scary at the time. I had no idea why I was even getting yelled at to start with.
I was worried that I'd done something terrible.
I asked Chenya, and all he'd say was, "what do I know?" Fat lot of good he was.
And I felt extra guilty when I thought about how Riddle was getting reamed even worse than I was.

Huh. So you've always been on the serious side...or the long-suffering side.

You'd be the same if you'd met Riddle's mother. There was no reasoning with her whatsoever when she lost her temper.
I'm just glad to see Riddle light up the way he does when he gets to partake of sweets.

He really does, huh? Riddle's mood always skyrockets when he gets one of your tarts.
Your baking skillz are mad crazy. I can only imagine how many times they've saved the rest of us this past year...

Flattery will get you nowhere.
After all, I'm not even good enough to be trusted with cake duty for this year's party.

Aha ha...ha...
You're even more bent out of shape than I thought.

Sorry, did you say something?

Nope, don't mind me!
Heartslabyul Dorm - Tea Garden
The next day...

Phew. I managed to round up all the escaped hedgehogs in time for the party.

The flamingos are all standing by, too. Now we can kick thing off anytime.

Nice work, guys. It sounds like you had to go through quite a lot to get things ready.

I was worried for a little while there. I'm relieved to see that everything is in order.

Even Riddle's happy. One shindig, hold the head-offings, coming right up!

Hm?
I don't see any cake out here. Where is it?
Heartslabyul Student A
Uh, yeah, about that...

We can't have an unbirthday party without cake. Bring it out, quickly!
Heartslabyul Student B
Y-yes, sir.

Hm? Is it just me, or is the cake team looking a little worse for wear?

......

If You Turned Out to Enjoy It (Part Three)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Tea Garden

We can’t have an unbirthday party without cake. Bring it out, quickly!
Heartslabyul Student B
...Here you are.
Heartslabyul Student A
This is the cake that we freshmen... W-Well, we poured our hearts into it.
Everyone
?!

  • cough* What’s that awful smell?! It’s sickeningly sweet, weirdly fishy, AND sour and bitter enough to make my eyes water!

Green syrup, blue icing, and hot pink decorations...
This isn’t cake. This is...some kind of art. If I was posting this on Magicam, I’d call it #DestructionAndCreation or something.

Dude... Is it moving? I could swear I just saw it move. is this really edible?

Good gravy. The cake makes a statement, all right. Now who made this?
Heartslabyul Student A
Uh, it wasn’t me. It was him!
Heartslabyul Student B
W-was not! You were... Hey, wait a minute.
This whole thing started because Ace said he wanted something different from the usual. That makes it his idea.

Maybe I was the idea guy, but you were the ones who made it! You can’t pin that on me!
Heartslabyul Student C
Then how about we blame Deuce for escalating things by asking for chiffon cake?

Hey, leave me outta this! You guys gotta take responsibility for your own failures!

......

Uh, Riddle? Remember, soft touch, okay?

...ALL OF YOU!
Everyone
Hrk!

Whuh-oh. We were doing so good, and now Riddle’s gonna blow up on us anyway.

You DARE bring this insult to cakes everywhere to our highly esteemed unbirthday party?
You’d all better be ready for what comes next!

Wait, why are WE included in this?!

Housewarden Rosehearts, pplease calm down! If you want us to make amends, I’ll join them and—

NO! MORE! EXCUSES!
Off With –
???
STOP.

Huh? Why’s he—

Settle down, Riddle.

Trey...?

What, Trey? Let go of my arm.
These freshmen have to face the consequences for ruining the unbirthday party!

I’ll grant that the cake looks downright inedible.
Just looking at it kills your appetite, its stench is offensive to the senses, and it’s generally just a rookie effort. It’s a joke.
But this is a cake created from freshmen brainstorming together. It’s emblematic of Heartslabyul, in a way.
And really, isn’t that what matters?

No! Not in the least!

LOL. Right?

The cake doesn’t even have candles in it. It’s not in compliance with the Queen of Heart’s rules!
hy didn’t you make the cake like usual, Trey? If you’d done that, we wouldn’t have this...mess.

Easy there. I hear you. The unbirthday party’s supposed to be a happy occasion, you know.
Don’t worry. I have a separate cake for the unbirthday party --- the kind I usually make.
Everyone
YOU DO?!

The unbirthday party is a special day for Heartslabyul. I wouldn’t leave anything to chance.

......
Well, why didn’t you say so? I was nearly about to decree off with all these students’ heads.
If we can still start the unbirthday party without issue, then there’s no problem. You should all thank your lucky stars for Trey.
Heartslabyul Student
W-we’re saved...!

You’re the man, Trey! And with that, everything’s good to go.
Let the unbirthday party...BEGIN!

Good call. Cater. Happy unbirthday!
Everyone
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY!

Trey... No, my esteemed upperclassman, Trey! You saved our bacon!

I thought I was gonna lose my head for sure there. Thanks for talking the housewarden out of it!

You’re the GOAT, Trey! When did you find time to bake a spare cake, anyway?

Oh, I snuck it in last night after everybody went to bed. I had a bad feeling, so I figured better safe than sorry.

Yooo, Trey’s cake looks SO good! Just looking at it is making me hungry.

Seriously. I could dig in right now.

But surely this cake isn’t good enough for you.
Huh?

You’d rather mix it up, right? Don’t worry --- this one is for me and Riddle to share.

Called it. He’s still mad about the freshmen calling his cakes “samey”.

T-Trey, please, you don’t have yo hold a grudge! That was just, uh, poorly worded...

Yeah! I think you’re the dorm’s best baker by far, sir. Don’t you guys agree?
Heartslabyul Student
Yeah! We want the cake you made!

I trust you guys have learned your lesson? You can’t play it fast and loose in the kitchen.
You have to account for every potential mishap and have an action plan to adapt to issues as thay arise.
That’s why things are done in a certain, “samey” way. Maintaining the peace is no easy task.

Uh, just to be clear, you ARE talking about baking, right? ‘Cause it sounds like you’re talking about the housewarden...

Anyway, do you understand the challenges I contend with now?
Yes, sir...

Good. That’s all I need to hear.

This was an eye-opening experience. Now, I’d be happy to accept your cake, sir.
Heartslabyul Student
Cake time ---

Wait.
What?

What are you going to do with the cake you made? You can’t let food go to waste.
You’re not getting any of my unbirthday cake until you’ve eaten yours down to the last morsel.

Y-you expect us to eat this gross mess?!
Guess a simple apology isn’t gonna cut it, huh...

So much for Trey being “Kindhearted and mature.”

The more chill the dude, the scarier he gets when you push him over the edge. And that’s the most important lesson of all.

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