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Happy Birthday! (Part One)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Guess it's finally my turn for a birthday interview.
I wonder who the Magical Birthday Dice chose for the job.
I just hope they don't get super carried away...
???
Um... Hello there.

Happy birthday, Trey. I'm Epel Felmier, your interviewer.

Oh good, glad to see you got the job, Epel. Thanks for coming.

Thank you for having me. Here, this is my birthday present for you. I hope you like it.

Sure. I'll open it right now.
Oh, hey, a black cap. It's pretty stylish too, what with all the patches and embroidery.
I don't know about this bright red apple patch, though... Might be a little too loud for me.

That's hogwash-ah, I mean, I respectfully disagree! You're tall enough to pull it off!

Did he just say "hogwash"? No, he's been so polite. I must've misheard.

I took a trip into town with some friends recently, and I went shopping for your present while I was there.
Deuce showed me this one store that had all kinds of cool stuff!

Ah, so Deuce helped you pick out something?

Yes, he told me you like hats.
I considered a few others. There was this one with spiked studs, and another with embroidered flames...
But those were way over the gift budget.

Oh, I see... I'm a little surprised you went for studs and fire at first.
But regardless, you went out of your way to get something that suits my style.
It must've been hard choosing something for a junior you don't interact much with.
Thanks for taking the time.
I tend to dress casually when I'm not in my uniform, so this'll work as a nice accent.

Heh heh. I think it goes well with the colors on Heartslabyul's birthday jacket too!

Ah, makes sense. Then I'll wear it today.

You look great in it! You've got that cool, slightly bad boy look goin' on!

SLIGHTLY bad boy...? Haha, uh, thanks. That's quite the compliment... I think.


Happy Birthday! (Part Two)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

All right, we've got the interview next. Here's the first question.
If you could take any one person with you to a deserted island, who would it be?
And it can't be someone from your dorm.

A deserted island, huh? I've gone camping with my family on summer vacations before...
But I was born and raised in a big city in the Queendom of Roses. I doubt I'd be all that good at surviving in the wild.
I'd want someone with a lot of survival experience and who's easy to work with.

Easy to work with... So someone who's diligent and serious, with a decent personality?

Not necessarily. A person can mean well but still be hard to get along with.
I'd prefer someone who's easygoing and who'd laugh with me when we goof up. Someone I could easily discuss plans with.
Considering all that... I think I'd go with Rook.

Whoa, Rook?!

Sure. We're in the Science Club together and we're both vice housewardens, so we've got a lot in common.

You know how much of a weirdo he is, right? Wouldn't someone else be better...?

Wow, harsh. I mean, it's true he often does things I never even think of.
Like just recently, I was using some fruits and vegetables I'd grown in Science Club to cook something...
And he took a bunch of leaves generally not used for cooking and dumped them in the pot. That surprised me.

He dumped a bunch of inedible leaves in the pot?! Did the food turn out okay...?

Yeah. It's a pretty bitter plant, but it's not toxic. What surprised me was the depth of flavor it added.
According to Rook, stewing the leaves with meat adds depth and gets rid of bad smells.
He's always got some little bit of trivia like that to share. Sounds pretty perfect for a survival exercise, right?

Well, when you put it like that... maybe you're right.

See, now you get it. Plus, he'd never try to undermine someone or take advantage of them.
Like I said, I'm not much of a survivalist. I could only do the most basic stuff.
So I think the smart play would be to let Rook brainstorm a way off the island while I handle the support work.
Besides, Rook could theoretically hunt and get us some meat, which would mean we'd have a more balanced diet than with just eating plants.

Protein IS pretty important.
You know, hearing you describe him like that, he sounds a lot more reliable than I thought...

I'm glad I could help rehabilitate his image. Sure, he may do some odd things that make him stick out...
But he's the kind of guy who's always there when you need him.

Heh heh, that's very true!


Happy Birthday! (Part Three)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Okay, now for the next question.
If you were to transfer to a different dorm, which would it be?

A different dorm, huh... I haven't ever thought about that.

Really? Even with all the weird-er, I mean, strict rules in your dorm?

Yeah. It's where the Dark Mirror placed me. Besides, every dorm here has its drawbacks, right?

Ah... Good point.

So what dorm would I choose if I had to go somewhere else? Hmm... Well, it wouldn't be Savanaclaw.

Aww, but everyone there's so tough and cool! You've got a good build, so you'd look great in their uniform. I'm actually kinda jealous.

Let me guess, that's where you want to be? Impressive. But I know I'd never thrive there.
Savanaclaw is all about meritocracy, and I'm not a fan of competition.
So, hmm... I think my pick would be Octavinelle.

Vil told me the students there are crafty and we should always be wary of them.
From what Ace and Deuce have told me, you're a nice, caring guy...
So you don't exactly strike me as the Octavinelle type.

Sheesh... I can't imagine what they're telling people behind my back.
That's flattering to hear, but I'm not actually that nice.
Like, I chose Octavinelle just now because it would be convenient for me.

How so...?

I get the impression Octavinelle is all about individualism-that you're good as long as you do your job.
If I flexed my confectionary skills, I could easily secure a stable position at the Mostro Lounge.

Oh yeah, you're basically in charge of making sweets for Heartslabyul's tea parties, right?

That's right. And unlike Heartslabyul, Octavinelle doesn't have any hard-and-fast rules about their menu.
I like the idea of not having to worry about that kind of thing when I'm making sweets with seasonal ingredients.
With Heartslabyul's rules, menu options vary based on the day of the week, the weather, if there's a cat or a hedgehog involved...you name it.

You gotta pay attention to the day and the weather?! Heartslabyul really is a stressful place...

Not always. Sometimes it's easier to pick from a set of options rather than have total free rein.
For example, suppose you ask someone what they want to eat.
If they say they're fine with anything, that doesn't help at all, does it?

Yeah, I can kind of get that...

Even if the rules can be nonsensical sometimes, Heartslabyul's a chill place as long as you follow them. And that suits me well.

That wraps up the interview, right? Which means...

Yes, it's time for your good-luck gift!

You sound so excited... Go easy on me, okay, Epel?

I'll carry out my last duty to the utmost! I'm gonna put all my heart into this!
Are you sure you don't want to take off your glasses, Trey?

Whoa, hey, you're not going to throw it so hard you'll mess up my frames, are you?
I picked up on this during our interview, but man... You really are a Night Raven College student at heart, huh?

Okay, guess I'd better steel myself. Ready when you are.

All right, here goes.
Happy birthday, Trey!


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