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"Normal" Is What I Am (Part One)

Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

The Science Club: wherein members dabble in plant cultivation, chemistry experiments, and even cooking...
Basically, anything that isn't physical activity.
Its broad range of activities have earned it the unofficial appellation of "Whatever Club," and its roster is replete with odd ducks.
Now, then! For today's science club activity—

Rook, it's nice and all that you're gung-ho about club activities to the point of reaching the garden before anyone else, but...
Could you PLEASE stop talking to the plants while we're watering them?

Oh, come now, Trey. Don't you think they'd like to learn more about the people tending to them?

Ha ha... You and your eccentricities.
Now to have a look at my own potted plants. How are my strawberries coming along...?
Ooh, they're redder than they were yesterday. They seem just about perfectly ripe to pick.
Mmm... They smell wonderfully fragrant, AND they're my most attractive yield yet. All that hard work I put in is paying off in spades.

You know, I've been curious about something, Trey. Mind if I ask you a question?

I'm not sure why you think you need permission to ask, but go ahead.

People say the Science Club attracts a lot of weirdos, but you seem fairly...normal, yourself.
I'd like you to shed some light on the mystery, as it were.

Oh, is that all? Sorry to disappoint, but I just joined the Science Club by process of elimination.
I wanted to join a home ec club or cooking club, but the school has nothing of the sort.

Ah. You DO like making sweets. That explains why you joined us here. So, how are you liking it?

I'm loving it, actually.
It's not just about food prep. Growing my own fruit and making cakes out of it...
It's turned out to be surprisingly addictive.

Now I see. You're the kind of guy who goes all-in on his hobbies.

Take these strawberries, for instance. They come in all kinds, from sweet to sour.
The kind I'm growing now are nicely firm and slightly acerbic—perfect for a tart.
Our housewarden is particularly fond of strawberry tarts, so I'm glad these are ready in time for our next tea party.

Heh, and here I thought you were just a strawberry enthusiast.
But the real reason was Riddle—the Roi des Roses.
Très bien! Or perhaps Trey bien? Such profound loyalty! That's what makes you the Chevalier!

"Profound"? That's laying it on a little thick.
Riddle and I go way back, so I happen to know what he likes. That's all there is to it.

Is that right? From where I'm standing, your bond appears to go far deeper than that.
Just remember that overwatering a flower can make it wilt just as surely as underwatering does. Don't go breaking any hearts.

Hey, Trey!

Hm? Oh, you're...Jade, from Octavinelle, right? Is something wrong?

Yes, actually. I have a serious situation on my hands, and am hoping I could ask for your help?
The thing is, Floyd gorged himself on all the fruit that we were supposed to serve in a shortcake at the Mostro Lounge.

My, my. What a scamp that Floyd can be.

It pains me deeply to have to ask this of you, especially over an incident my own brother caused, but...
Please, can you space me some of those strawberries you've been growing?

I'm sorry, but they're already spoken for. I'm making them into a tart for our next tea party.

I know it's not fair at all for me to ask this, but...please. I'm begging you here.
We've got a birthday party reservation today for a very important customer.
And as luck would have it, the school store is sold out of fruit. I don't have time to go shopping off-campus.

Quel dommage! What a pity! How can you have a birthday party without a cake?

You're right. A shortcake that's just sponge and whipped cream would make for a pretty sad birthday cake.
...All right, Jade. You can have the strawberries.

Truly? Oh, thank you! You're a lifesaver!

On one condition.

Absolutely! Just name it. I would not think of asking you to do this for free.

Good man. Now, my condition for letting you have the strawberries is...

"Normal" Is What I Am (Part Two)

Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

Now to cut the shoots from the base of the plant, and...
There we go. That should keep you from losing nutrients. Now you can grow sweet and delectable!

Bonjour, Trey! I see you're working as hard as ever on your club pursuits.
I note some new planters in your bed. Are those something you just added?

Yeah. I just finished planting some new strawberry seedlings.

That makes sense. You did just give away all the strawberries you grew to Jade the other day.
Ooh, I know! How about I give the new sprouts some names?

Um, that's okay. They can remain anonymous.

Aw, no need to be shy. If you ever change your mind, just say the word.
Aren't you the model of modesty, though? And what kindness you showed the other day! Truly, you are a saint!
You poured your heart and soul into making those strawberries, yet you still relinquished them for a stranger's birthday cake.

I can always grow more strawberries. Besides, it's not like I gave them away to Jade for nothing.

Hello, Trey. I brought what we agreed upon.

Ah, speak of the devil. I was hoping you'd show up, Jade.

Thank you again for helping the Mostro Lounge in our hour of need.
Here is what you requested as recompense for those strawberries:
One strawberry tart, courtesy of a highly renowned patisserie in the foothill city.

How lovely! Its strawberries gleam vibrantly—like polished rubies!

I knew I could count on you, Jade. Rumor has it you have to line up early in the morning before opening time to get one, but you pulled it off.

Oh, I just had Floyd queue up first thing in the morning as his punishment for swiping food.

Wow. I have a hard time imagining Floyd of all people standing patiently in line.

I'd make anyone give back what they embezzled. Even family.

My, my. Brotherly relations can get complicated. It's fascinating, really.

In any case, thanks for the tart. I'm sure Riddle will love it.

Say, Trey. That tart Jade bought looks positively scrumptious and all, but are you sure this is what you want?

What do you mean?

I was wondering if a strawberry tart made with your love might make Riddle happier, that's all.

Ha ha. As if.
Huh?

What? I don't think I said anything strange.

Weren't you growing strawberries to begin with because Riddle likes strawberry tarts?

Maybe, but even if Riddle considers himself a discerning critic of all things cake, his palate isn't all that refined.
He'll be delighted when he finds out this's from a famous patisserie. I don't have to make a whole tart from scratch for him to be happy.

Well, well... This is a bit unexpected. Wouldn't you say, Jade?

Agreed. I had Trey pegged as the type who'd rather feed Riddle homemade treats baked with love.

Just what kind of guy do you think I am, anyway?
I mean, I DO enjoy cooking, and I can see how others would get that impression of me...

But honestly, love has nothing to do with it.
My main priority is keeping my housewarden from going berserk with his tyrant mode. That way, all's right with the world, as they say.

Hm. I had considered you Riddle's loyal knight, but it seems I erred a bit in my perception.
Trey, you are quite the cunning man.

I wouldn't say that.
You called me "normal" before, and that's exactly what I am.
Heartslabyul Dorm - Tea Garden

OH. EM. GEE!

Whoa. What's gotten into you, Cater?

Look at that tea party cake! It's a strawberry tart from that ultra-fancy patisserie where you have to line up in the morning to get anything!

Hrm. Is it really that hard to get?

Yes, sir. I've seen that place on TV before.

Posting pics of this will get me trending on Magicam for SURE. Lemme grab a few shots before you guys chow down!

Trey, how did you get your hands on a hot commodity like that?

It took a bit of doing, I'll say that much.
But it's a small price to pay for something worthy of serving at a tea party hosted by our esteemed housewarden.
I can only hope it suits your palate, Riddle.

  • ahem* Well, I HAVE had my fair share of strawberry tarts.
    But considering all the trouble you went to to get this one, I'll make certain to savor it.

You honor me. Allow me to serve the first piece.
Here you are, Housewarden. Bon appétit.

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