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An Amazing Experience (Part One)

Main Street
Several days into the New Year Sale...

Okay, time to shovel snow on Main Street. Gotta clear a path to the Mystery Shop before we open for the day.

Yeah, let's do this!

We'll just do what we normally do, yeah? Cater and I will get the right side of the road, while you two handle the left?

Indeed. Let's hurry and get started, Sebek.

Right.

We should hustle and get this taken care of too.

You got it.

  • sigh* I know we signed up to be seasonal staff for the New Year's Sale...
    But I for real didn't expect to do so much manual labor, like the hanetsuki challenges and all this snow shoveling.

I definitely wasn't expecting the hanetsuki stuff either. But I DID anticipate having to shovel snow before opening.
All this shoveling does is tire us out. We don't get a single sorcent for our trouble... I sure hope we don't get any more snow.

I'm actually having fun shoveling snow! Sure, it's hard work, but it's nice getting to do something all together.

Oh yeah? In that case, I'd be glad to let you take care of my section.

Haha! I think I'll have to pass.

Scooping up snow and tossing it to the side of the road is great training!
Hngh! Hngh! Hngh!

Sebek, you're throwing all the snow into MY area! I won't let you off so easy if it happens again!

You're really into this, huh, Sebek? You can do my section too, then.

Owww...

Huh? Cater, is something wrong with your back?

Oh, I just hurt it a little clearing some of this snow, that's all. Probably proof I'm using muscles I normally don't...

Are you hunching over while you're shoveling?

Yeah. Are you not?

Actually, no. There's a trick to hauling heavy stuff without straining your back.
Here, watch me.

You're going to show me how to do it?

Dude, of course. If you mess up your back and can't work, then we can pretty much kiss that special bonus goodbye.
The first thing you wanna do is lower your center of gravity for your back and legs, like this.
And then once you actually scoop up the snow, you lift with your whole body, like so.
Finally, you get as close as possible to where you're dumpin' the snow, and...THROW!

Whoa, that does seem easier!

Yeah, it's a lot harder to hurt your back this way. Give it a try.

I will! Thanks for showing me.
How'd you figure that out, Ruggie? Are you from somewhere with a lot of snow?

Nah, I learned how to do it a while back when I was workin' part-time at a ski resort.

No kidding, I didn't know you worked someplace like that. A resort job sounds like a dream! I bet it was a lot of fun!

Oh, yeah, it was SUPER awesome!
While I was working there, they gave me a room with a real nice bathtub and stuff. But best of all, I got all the free food I could eat!

That's your idea of a good job? I was thinking that you could, like, go skiing or snowboarding on your breaks or something.

What're you talking about?!
Access to a free warm bath, all the food I want, AND good hourly pay? Not many jobs provide all that.

Ruggie, Cater—if you have time to chat, you must be really far along with shoveling your half of the snow.

Of course. I can talk and shovel at the same time.

Oh, you're already way ahead of me, Ruggie! I'm sorry, Vil! I'll get right back to work...
???
Uwagh!

Hm? What was that shout just now?

Oh, there's snow all over Sebek's shoulders. Maybe some fell from that tree right above him.

Who did it?! Who pelted me with snow?!
Huh?

Nobody threw snow at you, Sebek.

LIES!
If I were to hold my tongue and withdraw after such a blow, I could never face Malleus again...TAKE THIS, SCOUNDRELS!

Ack! Sebek threw that snowball like he MEANT it!

Honestly, you're mistaken. I'm going back to shoveling now—
!

Whoa! If Vil hadn't blocked that snowball...

It would've hit him square in the face. And man, that snowball looked like it was packed pretty hard.

Now, who's ready to admit what they did?

Sebek... Were you aiming for my face just now?
MY FACE, AS IN MY INESTIMABLY VALUABLE, PRECIOUS FACE?!
Looks like it's time for me to teach this childish spudling a lesson!

Ack! Vil, settle down! Think calming thoughts!

Why're you stopping them, Cater? Now's our chance!
While their team's havin' a meltdown, we'll finish shoveling and get a jump on things!

An Amazing Experience (Part Two)

Main Street

Looks like it's time for me to teach this childish spudling a lesson!

Ack! Vil, settle down! Think calming thoughts!

Why're you stopping them, Cater? Now's our chance!
While their team's havin' a meltdown, we'll finish shoveling and get a jump on things!

I would LOVE to, but how are we even gonna get out of here with all those snowballs flying around?!
Cater & Ruggie
Ow! / Ouch!

Gah! I took a stray hit! Innocent bystander down!

Was that seriously a snowball?! It hit me SO hard!

Okay, I'm officially annoyed. No choice but to fight back...
—Oh!

Huh? Why'd you suddenly pick up your shovel? Aren't we going to fight back—
???
Neh heh heh! I see you boys are brimming with energy this morning!

Wha?
Vil & Sebek
That voice... IT'S SAM!

You guys know you can't just slack off and chuck snowballs around, right? You should learn from my example and focus on your work!

You were JUST about to join in, you sneaky little chameleon!

I swear to you, it was not my intention to shirk my duties... but nonetheless, I have behaved shamefully.

I too lost my cool... This isn't the time for such antics. I regret my actions.

It's all right! So long as you finish shoveling before the shop opens, there won't be any problem!
But remember, you're going to be selling lots of stuff and playing hanetsuki today, so make sure you save some of that energy!
And with that, I'm off to the shop!

Whew... I was so worried he was gonna dock our pay.
Okay, people, back to shoveling. C'mon.

Yeah! Let's get it done!

I cannot believe that I, of all people, lost my head over something as silly as getting hit with a little snow.
Such a lapse in judgment... I have no other choice but to try and excise this unpleasant feeling by shoveling snow.
HRAAAH! OUT OF THE WAY, SNOW!

Sebek's clearin' the snow so fast he's like a snowblower.

......

You're awful quiet, Vil. Are you tired from your fight with Sebek?

Please. That barely qualified as a warm-up.
Sam mentioning the hanetsuki challenge made me think of something.
The shop's sales dropped for a while because we won too much, yes?
We managed to come up with a method that brought the customers back, but...

Even if it was just for a short time, missing some of the peak season would give a shop owner a lot to think—and worry—about.
Oh, wait! You know...
I bet if I found a way to make up those lost sales, my special bonus would be totally locked down!

YOUR special bonus? I believe you mean MINE. But since we do work here, I think it would be nice to figure out something for the store's sake.

Yeah. What if we give something special to the people who spend 50 thaumarks, besides the chance to try the challenge?

That's not a bad idea. But is there anything we could have ready in time?

In terms of something that won't cost money... Maybe we could fold a warthog or something out of extra wrapping paper?

Little children would like that, but I can't imagine our peers would be particularly delighted.

Yeah, I get that. I was just thinking out loud.
Hmm... What could we do that doesn't take much time to prepare and doesn't cost money...
Oh! What if we let people take a photo with you, Vil?

You think a photo with me runs a mere 50 thaumarks?

Of course not, but I thought maybe you could call it a friends and family discount or something!

No.

Tch. Okay then...
???
UWAGH!

What was that scream?! Hey... Where's Cater?!
Someone heeelp!

There's a voice coming from the mound of snow next to that tree...

Yep. Definitely Cater under there.
We'd better go help him. It doesn't look like he can get out on his own.

Yet another task to add to our ever-growing list. Sigh.

You okay, Cater?

Thank you both for rescuing me.
I was shoveling snow by that tree, when suddenly a bunch of it came tumbling down on me.
And I totally saw the same thing happen to Sebek earlier, too. I really wasn't careful enough.

This was WAY more snow than before, though. It took some effort to dig you out...
OH!

What's wrong, Ruggie?

I just thought of a great way to drum up excitement for the New Year Sale AND make our work easier!

An Amazing Experience (Part Three)

Outside Mister S's Mystery Shop
Some time after the shop opening...

Wonder if there's any good deals at the New Year Sale today.

Huh, look at that huge crowd in front of the shop.

Whoa, what's goin' on?! There's a bunch of snow mounds outside the store!

Hey, that one's got some kind of opening. And there's a person inside!

You're right! And they look super relaxed, too! I'M getting cold just looking at it, though...

You'd think so, right? But it's surprisingly warm inside!

Oh, Ruggie! What's up with these snow mounds? They're all over the place.

Those, my good man, are called kamakura.
Ace & Deuce
Kamakura?

That's right! They're little dome-shaped houses made of snow!
You splash water on the snow a few times as you build 'em up, and then make an opening for a door. Simple, right?

Oh, now that I look more closely, I see a bunch of other students with shovels. Are they all making kamakura?

Some people are eating in those little huts, too. Is that like...mud with marshmallows in it?

Dude, it's obviously not MUD!
But it IS ridiculously delicious. Just listen to what people are saying!

What IS this stuff? It's SOOO good!

The marriage of springy dumplings and a full-bodied soup create a harmonious duet... Oh, très bien!

No kidding, everyone's really digging it. But...the color of the broth is somethin', huh?

That's called "shiruko." It's from the East.
It's a soup made by simmering these reddish-purple beans in sugar, and then adding chewy dumplings called "dango."

Wait, sugar? You mean those beans are SWEET?! And I'm not sure I'm down with how purply it looks.

Same. But Epel and Rook look like they're really enjoying it, so I'm a little curious to see what it tastes like.

Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I didn't kinda want to try it...

Oh, by the way, you can only buy the shiruko if you make a kamakura. In other words...
This is an incredible, limited-time opportunity, only available right here, right now!
You've got the chance to expand your culinary horizons, all while relaxing in these extraordinary kamakura! Sounds amazing, right?!
We have a limited number available for sale each day, so you really can't afford to pass on this amazing experience, if you ask me!
Ace & Deuce
  • gulp*

I'm gonna give it a try!

Yeah, same. Everyone'll be jealous for sure when they hear about this.

Great, we've got two takers! And I'm sure you'll be ordering some shiruko as well?
Ace & Deuce
Yeah!

Shyeheehee, thanks for your business!
Now, here are some shovels. If you don't understand how to make the kamakura, just gimme a shout.
When you're done, we'll bring you some nice hot shiruko. Have fun!
Mister S's Mystery Shop
Later, after closing time...

Another day of stellar work, my impish crew!
Thanks to your efforts, today was the busiest we've been recently!
I really gotta thank you for not only improving the hanetsuki challenge, but also for coming up with the idea to sell shiruko!
Let's keep this up and work hard tomorrow!
Vil & Sebek
Right!
Cater & Ruggie
Yeah!

All right, we have some of Ruggie's shiruko left over, so I say we dig in.

Yes! I'll have a large portion, please and thank you!

I saw you kept eyeing it while we were working, Sebek. You really wanted to try it, huh?

I have to say, Ruggie, I'm impressed that you knew how to make it!

Remember how I told you this morning about the ski resort I used to work at?
One of my coworkers there was from the East and taught me the recipe.

You also suggested doing the kamakura. I think all your job experience saved the day here.

It all worked out great! What a relief!
And... Shyeheehee...
Thanks to our customers workin' so hard at making the kamakura, the area around the shop is clear of snow, too!
The customers had fun, and we didn't have to shovel as much snow. A brilliant plan, if I do say so myself!
By the way, Sam? About what we talked about before?

RIght.
I agreed to give you 30 percent of the profits from the shiruko sales, in exchange for you telling me the recipe.
I'll be sure to give you your cut when the time comes, so don't worry about that.

Aw yeah, thanks Sam! I can't wait!

How shrewd you are, my spotted little imp.
I mean you did take the initiative in planning everything with the kamakura...
And the shiruko was a big hit. So thanks for all that.

Hey, I'm just glad I was able to help!
And having contributed so much to the store, I'm sure I've got that special bonus in the bag.
Shyeheehee... This is shaping up to be the start of an incredible year!