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Mew Meow! (Part One)

Lecture Hall

I will be returning your tests now. Please come up when your name is called.
First... Next... Mm, next...
Next...Ruggie Bucchi!

Coming.

You failed. Though this was only a mock test, your grade is still concerning.
This is a far cry from the quality of work you display in animal linguistics class.

Ummm, yeah, I guess I don't really get the point of studying the history of magic.
I mean, not that I'm not tryin'! I am! But...
Language is a practical skill for the workforce, but knowledge of the past ain't all that useful.

Do not make light of this subject. I see now that you have been slacking off from the start.
Very well. If you fail the next test, I will take appropriate measures. Be prepared.

Gah! You're jokin', right?! It's a little late to suddenly—

All right, next!

Professor Trein's strict enough as it is. I don't wanna imagine what he means by "appropriate measures."
Maaan, why'd it have to be history?
Exterior Hallway

No, he's not here either. Where in the world is he?!
Kingscholar! Hunt! Perfect timing. I have a question for you.

Oho! If it isn't Professor Trein. What ever could be the matter?
You usually have such gravitas, but here you are running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Have you seen Lucius? My precious Lucius?

Hm... Oh! That's the name of your pet cat, correct?

Yes. I haven't seen him all day, and I cannot find him anywhere!

How should I know where that furball went?

Unfortunately, I have no knowledge of his whereabouts either.

Hmph. Don't you think you're makin' too big a fuss over a missing cat? He'll come back eventually.

I am not! My darling Lucius is an indoor cat who's lived a sheltered life.
The outside world is full of dangers. As we stand here chatting, any number of grim fates could be befalling him! Oh, my sweet Lucius!
???
Oh, there you are. Hey, Professor Trein!

Hm? Bucchi. What do you want?

Got a little present for ya.

What is it?
Ah! Th-there, in your arms! Do my eyes deceive me?

Lucius
Mrooowr.

LUCIUS!
Oh, my sweet, I'm so glad you're all right. Where did you go?!

I heard a cat meowing for help when I was in the library. And when I went lookin'...
I found him shakin' like a leaf up on the roof!
When I asked him what had happened, he said he couldn't get down, so I helped him out.

What were you doing up there? If you had slipped, who knows what might have happened?

Lucius
Mrooowr.

Bucchi, you have my thanks for saving Lucius. Even I, his owner, could not find him.
And yet you did. While you may have had an advantage as a beastman, it is clear that your animal linguistics skills are outstanding.

Nah, it was no biggie.
Oh, but I AM in a bit of a bind.
I was so worried when I heard that desperate meowing...
...that I gave up studyin' magic history to go save Lucius.

So that's why you were in the library.

I mean, the test's tomorrow, after all!
But even if I get back to studyin' now, I doubt I'll be able to cover everything on the test.
And here I was being a good boy and really giving it my all, just like you told me to...

......
Tomorrow's test will focus on pages fifty to fifty-three of the textbook.

Wow! Is it really okay to tell me that?

It's fine. It's not as though I'm telling you the answers.
And as Lucius's owner, it is partially my fault that you lost precious study time.
I will reward your diligence, so that you may put forth the same amount of effort on tomorrow's history test as you do in animal linguistics.

Thank you, sir. I think you've just given me the edge I need to pull through!
Who knew it felt so good to help people? Shyee hee hee!

You are a very kind person, Monsieur Dent-de-Lion. Très bien!

Heh heh. "Kind," huh? Sure, that's one word for it.

Mew Meow! (Part Two)


Thanks for the purchase, my little imp. Hope to see you again real soon!
Beside Mister S's Mystery Shop

Sweet. I've got the goods. Now to deliver 'em to—

Yo, Ruggie.
Nice work savin' Trein's cat earlier.

Whoa! Leona...

Huh. You don't seem too happy to see me. You got a problem with me bein' here?

No, not at all. Ha ha ha...

Ain't often you buy stuff outta your own pocket. What'd you get?

Nothin' that'd interest y— Hey, wait! Give that back!
It ain't a big deal, I promise, so don't op— AGH!

Now what do we have here? "Delicious and nutritious! High-quality tuna for cats."

Urgh...

I thought only that herbivore from the Ramshackle Dorm bought this junk.
What do YOU need cat food for?

Nothing, really. I just thought maybe it'd be a good present for you.

Wanna run that by me again?

I was joking! Joking! Besides, ain't I got a right to privacy?!
You already know what's going on anyway. You 'n that evil smirk of yours...

Ha! Knew it. You're feedin' Trein's cat, huh?

I asked Lucius to sneak away from Professor Trein.
And then I brought him back, pretending I found him.
That way...
Professor Trein would be super grateful and gimme a break in magic history class!
That was the plan.

Yeah, I figured something was up when you weren't askin' for something in return.
Still, I'm surprised that stubborn furball actually did what you said.

Lucius, you mean? I told him I'd give him some fancy tuna in exchange.
It's his favorite food, but it's way high in calories, so the prof doesn't let him eat it.

Heh. You're pretty evil yourself, teamin' up with Lucius to pull the wool over Trein's eyes.

He'll never find out. The man's head over heels for that cat.

Hello there, Bucchi. Is this where you've been?

Professor Trein! What's up?

I'm afraid that a student just let all of the rats we use for animal linguistics practice escape.

ALL of 'em? That's like, thirty, right? That's gonna be rough, catching 'em all.
Good luck with that.

About that. I would like to ask for your help in returning them home.

Me? Why me?!

We will have to speak their language to hunt them all down.
But it is often difficult to hear rats properly. The task requires high language proficiency.
As a beastman, though, your ears are more sensitive than ours. You can easily hear smaller animals, can you not?
To top it off, hyenas belong to the same suborder as cats—feliformia—making them particularly suited to hunting rodents.
And above all else, you proved your proficiency in animal languages when you saved Lucius!
Catching all the rats would be a breeze for you, I imagine.

Uhhh... I guess I'm kinda good at linguistics, but...
What's in it for me? I hate wastin' my time.
I'd love to help, Professor, but I've kinda got my hands full at the moment, so...

I understand I'm asking a lot of you. I must have those rats for tomorrow's class.
If you manage to catch all thirty of them today...
Then I will nominate you to represent our school at Twisted Wonderland's Animal Linguistics Speech Contest.

Seriously? That's a really prestigious contest!
Just having competed in that could totally help me get a good job after I graduate.

Then you accept?

You know it!
Just sit back and relax. I got this!
Cafeteria

  • squeak*
    *squeak* *squeak...* *squeeeak!*
Mouse
  • squeak?*

Heh. Now I've convinced him we're buds! Speakin' rat is so easy.
Okay, Mister Rat, let's get you back in that cage. Hah!
OWWW!
Rrrgh... I slammed my face into the wall. Agh, he went between the crack in the shelf!
Shoot. I can't reach him!
Mouse
  • squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

  • sigh* Now they're makin' fun of me.
    Listen here, rats! I'm gonna catch you all!

Hey, Ruggie, what're you doin' down there on the floor?

  • huff* *huff*
    Nope. I'm done. Totally beat. I can't move a single finger.
    I been chasin' these rats around for three hours and I still haven't caught a single one.
Mouse
  • squeak*

Gaaah... My nomination's gonna go down the drain!

Mew Meow! (Part Three)

Cafeteria

Gaaah... My nomination's gonna go down the drain!
Even if I know where the rats are, they're too quick for me to catch 'em.

Trein told you to catch 'em all by today, yeah?
Well, the clock's ticking. What're you gonna do, Ruggie?

Mmm...
I'll use my signature spell and... No, that won't work. There are too many of 'em.
I tried setting traps with cheese, but that was way too obvious. They wouldn't fall for it.
Guess I gotta do it the hard way and chase 'em down, one by one.

  • sigh*

Why're you rollin' your eyes at me, Leona?

You're pretty nimble all right, and a smooth talker.
Plus you're cautious, so you can handle just about anything by yourself.

Uhhh... Thanks?

I ain't complimenting you. I'm sayin' that's your problem.

What?

You keep goin' on about using your signature spell or brute strengthin' it, but either way, you're trying to do it all yourself, yeah?

Think about it. Ain't no reason why you gotta act like you're alone here.

Wait, what?! Don't tell me you're saying that...
You'll help me catch the rats?

Hah! Yeah, right!

Oh, good. I thought it was about to start raining wildebeests or something.

Use your head.
You're practically programmed to think like an underdog lackey.
Try seeing it from a pack leader's perspective.

Me? Huh. Hard to imagine.
But if I were calling the shots...
Eureka! I've got it!
Ramshackle Dorm

Hmmm. I hear voices from around here.
There he is. Lucius!

Lucius
Mrooowr!

Meow mrowr mew. [I've got a good deal for you.]
Meooow! [Tadaaa!]
Mrowr meooow. Mrooowr mew! [This here's tuna straight from the Coral Sea. The highest-quality stuff you can find!]

Lucius
Mrooowr?!

Meow meeew? Mrowr! [Yuuup! You want it, don'tcha? Then you gotta do somethin' for me!]
Meow mrooowr. Mrooowr! [There're thirty rats running around the school. I wanna catch 'em all in an hour.]
Meeew mew. Mew meooow? [But I need help to do that. Couldja gather your kitty friends?]
Meow meooow... Mrowr meooow! [If we get 'em all... I'll give you this tuna!]

Lucius
Meow? Mrooowr!

Mew, mew meow!

"I'll leave you to it," huh? You're pretty fluent.
Guess you ARE a whiz at animal linguistics.

I wonder how it's going with those rats I asked Bucchi to take care of.
Perhaps it was too difficult a task for a sophomore like him after all...

Professor Trein!

Oh, I was just thinking about you. How did it go?

Shyeeheehee!
As you can see, I caught 'em all!

One, two, three, four, five... Yes, all thirty of our little escapees are here.
You truly are a master linguist, Bucchi!
I expect a remarkable showing from you in the speech contest.

Shyeeheehee! You got it, Professor!

Your future is looking exceedingly bright.
Now, come, Lucius.

......
Phew... I did it, somehow!
Definitely couldn't have pulled that off without Leona's advice.
I gotta use others to my advantage instead of tryin' to do everything myself.
Y'know, I think I'm starting to learn what it feels like to be a boss. Shyeeheehee!

Lucius
Mrowr!

Huh? Lucius? What'd you come back for?

Lucius
Mrooowr!

What? That reward wasn't enough?
You like takin' advantage of people too, huh? Then how about this...
Meooow mrowr!

Lucius
Meow mew!

Mrooowr mrowr meow!

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