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That Was Intense (Part One)

Pomefiore Dorm - Lounge

Aah, there is truly nothing like a morning walk! My prey appear even more beautiful in the crisp, clean air.

Oh, Rook. Are you still dressed like that? You must hurry and prepare yourself.
Don't tell me you've forgotten about today's ceremony? I do so loathe tardiness.

Perish the thought. I have not forgotten, Vil.
You needn't worry. I will change into my robes posthaste. There is still plenty of time.
If you are so inclined, perhaps you could give my appearance a signature Roi du Poison once-over? It has been ever so long.

I did not select you as vice housewarden to waste my time with such frivolities.
All I ask is that you take a shower first if you have been gamboling about outdoors.

Ah, so therein lies your concern. Rest assured that I did not dash about or sprawl upon the ground during today's walk.
I only enjoyed a few pleasantries with some sleepy-seeming prey.

So you say, but I remain dubious. In any case, you will take a shower to cleanse yourself of filth.
Our ceremonial robes are emblematic of this school. They are not to be worn carelessly.
If you are to stand next to me as my vice housewarden, I will not tolerate a single speck of dust on you.

Is that also why you told me to put on perfume any time I don the ceremonial robes?

Yes. Aroma is an essential component of self-presentation.

Oui, I will do so.
If I am to be the baby's breath that brings your flowering beauty to the fore, then showering and applying perfume is a trivial matter.
Pomefiore Dorm - Hallway

This is regrettable. I did not expect the shower room to be out of order.
They said it would be fixed by tonight, but that does me little good in preparing for today's ceremony.

I swear, Pomefiore shines brighter than sunlight reflecting off of the sea.

A student of Octavinelle has just rounded the corner. Perfect.
Bonjour, Monsieur Spontané.

Oh, hey, Seagull.

Is that your nickname for me? How wonderfully unique.
Allow me to formally welcome you to Pomefiore. Out for an impromptu walk, are you?

Nah, I'm on an errand for Azul.

Is that so?
Well, you've impeccable timing. I'm in an awful bind, see. Perhaps you could help me out.

Yeaaah, hard pass. I'm busy.

At least hear me out. I wish to take a shower, but ours is under repair at the moment.
Would I be able to borrow Octavinelle's shower?

What? How would I know if they'll let you? I don't care about your problems.

I beg you. At this rate, I will break my promise to Vil.
It's just a shower. I won't take any of your precious time, I promise.

Man, you don't know when to give up. I said I don't wanna deal with this.

Hm... If you do not give me permission, you will have something of a bother on your hands.
Will you still refuse me?

Aha ha! What, you gonna force me?
I'd like to see you try. You wanna get squeezed within an inch of your life?

Try some of this.
  • pssssssh*

Augh, what're you spraying at me?! It smells weird!

That isn't a very nice way to describe it. Vil created this perfume specifically for me.
Isn't the mix of musk and sweet amber delightful?
Though it is such a strong aroma that any prey could easily sense me from miles around.
Which is why I do not use it except for when I'm wearing my ceremonial robes.

Seriously, stop talking. I don't care! Ugh, the smell won't go away no matter how hard I rub!

Naturally. You had best change your clothes. It seems to be in your hair as well, so you'll have to take a shower.
Now you won't be going out of your way to lead me to your shower room.

Are you KIDDING me right now?

Oh my! Quite the ferocious scowl you have there.
I'm sure those sharp teeth of yours could easily bite through an angler's net. Trés bien!

Ew. What's WITH this guy? That's the creepiest smile I've ever seen. ...Fine, you can follow me if you want.
This smell is seriously the worst. I'm getting a headache already.

Ha ha! Then let us be off to Octavinelle.

That Was Intense (Part Two)

Octavinelle Dorm - Lounge

Thank you for allowing me to utilize Octavinelle's shower, Floyd. You truly wrested me from danger.

Euuugh, that was the WORST. *sniff* Is it still on me? I feel like it's on me.

Ha ha! I do not detect the perfume anymore. It seems to have been washed away.
And now you are changed into your robes, so I believe this worked out well for you, too. You ARE attending the ceremony today, aren't you?

I seriously wanna glue your mouth shut.

Oh yes, while I'm here, would you mind if I finish applying my makeup?

Uh, you got plenty of eyeliner on already.

Not enough for this occasion. Vil is very particular, you see.
See, the box overflows! And this is all just the makeup used for ceremonies!

Gah! You've got a ton.
Weird vials, and brushes, and...pens? What's this thick brown powder?

That is used for shading. It gives one's face a perfect three-dimensionality.

Huh. What about these pencils? Seems like you've got way more than you'd need.

Those are eyeliners of various colors. You use different ones depending on the type of eyeshadow or where you want to draw the line.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to begin painting this canvas of mine.

Ugh. Another weird smell.

And I'm even choosing ones that have a more subdued fragrance.
Though because there are so many kinds, the aromas build and become stronger as you apply more.

I thought you said you hated being smelly, Seagull. Why d'you do what Lil' Betta tells you to do?

So that I may stand by his side.
He is the fairest in all the school.
This is a small price to pay to appreciate his beauty from a place of honor.

Huh...

Ha ha, you seem to have taken an interest in my work. Would you like to try on some makeup?
Your mismatched eyes gleam with such unfathomable mystery. C'est trés magnifique. Makeup would look wonderful on you.

No thanks. Seems like a huge pain.
I'm getting bored just watching you. So hurry up and finish.

In that case, you may feel free to leave me here. I will lock up once I am finished.

Nuh-uh. If I let an outsider wander around on his own, I'll never hear the end of it from Azul.

Then I suppose you have no choice but to wait until I am done.

OR you could just stop dragging your feet.

One cannot rush beauty.
Ah, I have an idea. Why don't you help me dry my hair in the meantime?
You can use the hair dryer as I apply my makeup, and then I will be done sooner.

You're so annoying. Ugh, fine. Give it to me.

I knew you'd see reason. Thank you, Flo— AGH! That's hot!
Non, non, Monsieur Spontané. You must set it to a more moderate temperature.

Whaaat? Sorry, can't hear you, man! Hair dryer go brrrr!

Listen, if you put it on the highest setting and mess up my hair, it will take me longer to fix it afterward.

You've got a LOTTA locks, don't you, Seagull? It's taking forever to dry.

Agh, Monsieur Spontané! Do you delight in such barbarism?!

Who cares how I do it? As long as I get it dry.

Aaaaaah!
*huff* *huff* Is my hair dry yet? That was...intense.
Hm?

Oh...! My tresses...
...have been tousled to the limit!

Yeah, well it's boring having the same hairstyle all the time, right?

Yes, I see. This is...
...perfect!
Neither Vil nor I would ever have thought of styling it like this. There is nothing more beauteous than cutting innovation!

Uh, really?

I feel as though I have realized new possibilities for myself! Thank you, Floyd!

You. Are so. Weird.

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