A Chaotic Kingdom
Requirements:
- Take 1 normal lesson with Riddle as your study partner.
 | The Queen of Hearts' domain was replete with eccentric subjects. Some of them were recalcitrant. Others made everything into riddles. Her Majesty presided over this chaos as both ruler and jurist. She was a remarkable ruler indeed. It is my aim to achieve even a sliver of her greatness. |
A Strict Ruler
Requirements:
- Take 5 normal lessons with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "A Chaotic Kingdom".
| From studying the Queen of Hearts' laws... One can surmise that she was unceasingly vigilant. No information escaped her consideration, no matter how trivial. Her memory must have been a veritable beartrap. She refused to turn a blind eye to even the most minor of details. Such attentiveness befits a ruler. Wouldn't you agree? |
Talking With Hedgehogs
Requirements:
- Take 15 normal lessons with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "A Strict Ruler".
| Where am I going, you ask? Why, to tend the croquet hedgehogs. You look taken aback. Granted, I realize I needn't do it personally. But in croquet, it's critical to foster a mutual understanding... ... between player, hedgehog, and flamingo. Incidentally, the Queen of Hearts herself fancied croquet. Even she never considered herself above fraternizing with her pricklier subjects. |
Queen of Hearts Poetry
Requirements:
- Bring Ace on the 16th or later normal lesson taken with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "Talking With Hedgehogs".
 | Man, we gotta recite classic poetry? Talk about a bogus assignment. I don't wanna do this Queen of Hearts-land nonsense. |
| I did that assignment last year. Do you object to Her Majesty's style of national poetry? |
| Sure do! It's stupidly hard to memorize, for one. For two, it's incoherent. Heck, it's downright surreal. |
| "Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!" "Up above the world you fly, like a teatray in the sky." I think that's how it went. Fine words, if I do say so myself. Profound, even. It's less incoherent, and more... open to a wide degree of interpretation. You need only shift your perspective to find it sensible. |
| Nope. I'm still totally lost. |
The Queen's Greetings
Requirements:
- Bring Deuce on the 16th or later normal lesson taken with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "Talking With Hedgehogs".
| Deuce. Perfect. If I may return to what we discussed before class... I'd like to lay some ground rules for using the Heartslabyul study areas. It won't take long. Could I have a moment of your time? |
 | Yes, Housewarden. Ah, wait, I got that wrong. How'd it go again...? |
| Left foot back. Mouth open wide. Repeat after me: "Yes, Housewarden Rosehearts!" There. Now that's a proper Queen of Hearts-style salutation. Mind you, it's fine to abbreviate it under normal circumstances. |
Hashtag Indispensable
Requirements:
- Bring Cater on the 16th or later normal lesson taken with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "Talking With Hedgehogs".
 | You ever feel like Trey's kinda the king stand in around here? |
| Hm. I can't say I sense a royal air about him, personally. |
| No, that's not what I mean. I'm talking the King of Hearts here! You know, the guy who devoutly supported his partner, the queen. |
| Are you suggesting that the two of us share the same dynamic? |
| Look, I'm just sayin' that as far as Heartslabyul's concerned... ... you guys are both hashtag #indispensable! |
Croquet Practice
Requirements:
- Bring Trey on the 16th or later normal lesson taken with Riddle as your study partner.
- Read "Talking With Hedgehogs".
 | You going to croquet practice today? |
| Naturally. Just like the Queen of Hearts before me... ... I must learn to send a hedgehog through every hoop in a single swing. |
| You've improved since way back when, that's for sure. It used to take you several swings just to get it through one hoop. |
| W-we were children, okay?! |
