I'm just not feelin' it, okay? If the assignment was to memorize the whole menu from a cafe that's trending online, that'd be EZ. Same deal if we were talking about street dates for the coolest new threads. But we're not, so.
Cater, please tell me you're not doing THAT badly. The only thing I allow to be painted red around here is the garden roses. If your tests are coming back that full of red ink, I'll have your head!
Ah, you mean the spell to get brooms and dustcloths to clean a room automatically. I'm still a sophomore, so I haven't learned it in class yet, but I've read the spell formula in a book.
It's the "auto” part that gets me. The spell formula structure is like programming a machine. You have to do everything in the right order, or it won't work. That's where I get tripped up.
Yeah, I get you. You want your want your implements to avoid fragile objects and adjust their intensity so as to not ruin the carpeting... ...meaning you have to cast THOSE spells on them in advance, before you even cast the main spell.
Cater, your signature spell lets you control copies of yourself, correct? That's quite a complicated feat of magic. How is it that you're struggling with this?
Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the Heartslabyul housewarden. Any self-respecting housewarden should be capable of resolving his dorm members' problems, regardless of what year they are. During my reign as Heartslabyul housewarden, no student of this dorm has ever dropped out or been held back a grade. And I intend to keep it that way. As long as I retain this position, NOBODY will fail out of my dorm! Leave this matter to me. I'll ensure you pass with flying colors.
A levitation spell would make a suitable base... No, perhaps it would be better to weave in a see-through spell first. I'll need to find a book with more detailed spell formulas to---whoa!
Ah, I'm compiling a study guide for Cater's test. This is all for note-taking. It's my duty as housewarden to resolve the woes of those living under my supervision.
I'd appreciate that. Thank you. Right. He's certain to ace the test with resources pulled from this many grimoires. I'm looking forward to handing Cater the perfect study guide.
You can't possibly expect me to memorize 300 pages in like one or two days! And every one of those pages has tons of tiny text jammed into every little nook and cranny! So spare me the tantrum, okay? Sheesh!
Ah... Y-yes, of course. My apologies. That just slipped out. *ahem* Listen, Cater. The study guide I've compiled for you contains everything you need to know to ace your test. Fundamentals, applications, trick questions... The solution to every possible challenge can be found within these 300 pages.
I get that you put a ton of work into making this, Riddle, I really do. I wish I COULD memorize it all. But that's just not how my brain works, man. Every time I open this guide, I start nodding off around the time I hit page three.
And you, Cater---if you're getting drowsy, try reading out loud. Put some effort into your memorization. Our housewarden took a lot of time out of his busy schedule to make this for you.
Y-yes, sir. Duly noted. Time to post my game face to Magicam and then put the phone away for a while. First, I'll snap a quick pic of the study guide Riddle made me, then...
Studying4Test #300PageGuide #RiddleHomebrew #Time2GetSRS #NoDozing Aaand posted. I'ma get back to my room and get this cram sesh started. Thanks again, guys.
Hmmm... I'd change my approach to make it as edible as I could manage. If it were a soup, I'd water it down; maybe I'd eat the dish on bread or rice, or simply take small bites so as to not overwhelm myself. Maybe I'd opt to eat the dispreferred food alongside something I DO enjoy eating... ...... Aha! Of course! It makes perfect sense! Surely this would work on Cater!
Whoa, Riddle! Uh, g'morning. You're lookin' cute as a button today---no surprises there! Wait, uh, it's not what you think! I wasn't lookin' at Magicam or anything...
Riddle made another post. What have we got this time? A towel? No, that's... That's a dustcloth! Why is he posting a pic of a dustcloth? He could be posting selfies or meal pics! Y'know, stuff that gets likes.
Next, I'll cover the spell formula for brushing the carpet. There. Brush picture taken. How shall I tag this one? "#WaterMagic #FireplaceAshes #SilverApple" What else? Hmmm... There, that'll do. Posted.
I was surprised when Riddle came to me and asked me to show him how to create a Magicam account. I sure wasn't expecting him to get Cater to memorize spell formulas using Magicam photos and hashtags.
Dude, that was a galaxy brain play! Riddle's spell formula hashtags were EVE-RY-THING. I'd put myself to sleep tryin' to memorize notes, but that clicked perfectly with me. As my way of saying thanks, I got a reservation at a pancake cafe with Magicam-ready entrees---my treat!
You're already resting on your laurels. Just remember that this was a one-time assist. If you get that close to failing a class again, it's off with your head!
