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Happy Birthday! (Part One)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Five minutes until my interview. My interviewer should be arriving any time now.
I wonder who the Magical Birthday Dice chose. I certainly hope they're a model student.
???
I wouldn't worry on that account.

I, Azul Ashengrotto, will be your interviewer today.

Ah... Azul. It's good of you to come.

I'm glad to be here. Happy birthday. Allow me to offer you a present.

Ah, thank you. I'll open it right now, if you don't mind.
What a stylish lamp. The shade is milk white with a fretwork pattern. Are these suit cards?

Yes, I thought the design was a fitting tribute to the Queen of Hearts.
I picked this out after studying your tastes and narrowing down what you would like the most.

You actually used your information network for something positive. The lamp is certainly tasteful. It'll look right at home in my room.

Glad to hear it. Say, since I'm already going to be interviewing you, could I ask you to describe your room a little more?

My room? Well, I'm very particular about making sure it's a conductive environment for studying.
I have a storage system that allows me to locate any reference books or other materials I might need at a glance.
And for my desk lamp, I ordered one with a bulb that's gentle on the eyes and suitable for long periods spent at the desk.

Interesting. So there are other factors besides sheer hard work that allow you to maintain the top spot in our class.
I hope you'll find a use for my gift the next time you study.

Is there something about this lamp that would make it useful for studying?
Hm? I see a little dish inside the lampshade. What is this...?

It's not simply a lamp. It's a scent diffuser as well.
We housewardens have our own rooms, so I thought you might want to adjust its aroma and not just the decor.

Oh, I've heard that different scents can have different effects. I've never experimented with them, though...

I had a feeling you hadn't, which is why I've brought over several essential oils that might suit your tastes.
I'd love to just give you all of them, but my gift budget is limited, so if you could pick one...

Of course, the birthday gift rules must be followed. I'll try each of them, then.

These are supposed to be refreshing and improve your focus. Care to start with this one?
SFX
  • sniff*

It's a bit overly stimulating...
But it reminds me of the feeling I get when galloping through the woods and fields on horseback. I don't mind it.
I do feel refreshed, actually. This might be good for when I want something to lift my spirits.

That's reassuring to hear. And I imagine you'll recognize these two here.
SFX
  • sniff*

Let's see... This one's lemon, I believe. Even as an oil, it gives off a fresh, fruity scent.
And this one... Yes, roses. There's no mistaking that floral, sweet smell. A fine scent indeed.
It reminds me of when the roses in Heartslabyul are in full bloom. I quite like it.
Azul, may I choose this one?

Certainly. I had a feeling the housewarden of Heartslabyul would gravitate toward the rose scent.

I'm a little chagrined to be so predictable, but thank you. I'll try the lamp as soon as I get back to my room.

Happy Birthday! (Part Two)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Now let's get to the interview, shall we?
If you could have any student from Night Raven College as a sibling, who would you choose?
And it can't be someone from your dorm.

A sibling? I've never thought about that.
I'm an only child, so it's hard to even know where to start with that question.

What if you think of the people who are closest to you at school and consider what it'd be like to have them as siblings?

Excluding my dormmates, that would be the Equestrian Club members and my classmates.

The Equestrian Club? That would include Silver and Sebek, I believe.

Silver's an experienced horseback rider who takes club activities seriously. His conduct is mostly unimpeachable...
Except for his constant dozing! Why, just recently he nodded off right as we were changing after morning practice.
Sebek and I had to physically carry him to class!

I could see you doing that since you're such a stickler for the rules. But I am surprised that Sebek helped.

Despite his demeanor, he's highly ambitious and values decorum. I've heard he does exceptionally well in his schoolwork, too.
He may act arrogant and stubborn, but...he looks out for others, in his own way.

You're very observant, even when doing club activities, I see. Not to mention strict...

I often end up looking after others, even in the Equestrian Club. I'd have to be extra mindful of any brother I had...
So in the interest of not having to sacrifice valuable study time, I'd want someone whose grades and conduct are beyond reproach.
Which would mean... Aha.

I see you've thought of someone. Let's hear it, then.

...Jade.

Wait... I'm sorry, what? Are you serious?!

You can stop right there. Look, I couldn't think of anyone else who fit my criteria.
He shows up to class reliably, he's unfailingly polite, and he's never given the teachers trouble as far as I can tell.
There's much more I could say about him personally, but I'd choose Jade as my hypothetical younger brother.

And he'd be the YOUNGER brother? Okay, you have me completely flummoxed. Why in the deep blue sea...?

It's a long-standing societal rule that elders are respected. An older brother would occupy a higher standing than a younger one.
So if Jade committed some grievous misdeed, I would be entitled as his elder brother to correct his actions, right?

THAT'S why you'd want him as a younger brother? Oh, that's a whole stratum beyond reckless...

What was that? If you have something to say, then speak up.
I always strive to set a good example for the entire student body. I'm sure I could be a role model for a younger brother as well.

Happy Birthday! (Part Three)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

All right, next question.
If you were to transfer to a different dorm, which would it be?

A different dorm? But the mirror's selection is always right. I never even considered transferring to another dorm.

Heh heh. True, I can't imagine a student more suited to Heartslabyul than you.

I should think not. But I suppose I'm expected to answer this sort of question in the birthday interview, and rules must be followed.
If I were to transfer elsewhere... I'd choose Diasomnia.

Oh? You were awfully quick to answer for someone who's never considered the question.

Diasomnia is home to a great many students with outstanding magical prowess, Malleus being the obvious example.
So I would fit neatly among their ranks, wouldn't I?

Oho. That's a bold claim.

I'm sure their housewarden and vice housewarden being from such a magic-rich realm as Briar Valley has something to do with this, but...
Diasomnia students all use magic more regularly than students from other dorms.
So if I stayed there, I might gain new magical insights.
It's always fascinating to listen to Diasomnia students when they talk in class.

I agree that broadening your horizons is quite important. We're on the same page.

I sense you have some sort of ulterior motive for saying that. Being lumped in with you is rather off-putting.

By the way, would you still aim for the seat of housewarden even in Diasomnia?

Interesting question. Malleus is a formidable foe, but that makes him worth challenging in my view.
I certainly wouldn't get any other opportunities to face off against one of the top five mages in the world.
I'll continue to apply myself so that I might hold my own even against Malleus at his best.

Heh heh, if that duel ever came to pass, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

That concludes the interview. Which leads us to the next part—the good-luck gift.

Don't go easy on me, now. And do make sure your throw doesn't go wild.

Points for bravery, but there's no telling how much grief I'd get if I were to injure the man of the hour...
So I'll deliver this gift with the spirit of benevolence. Here goes.
Happy birthday, Riddle!

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