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Are You Serious? (Part One)

Pomefiore Dorm - Ballroom

Hips squared. Legs forward. Knees straight while my feet touch the floor.
One foot in front of the other, like I'm walking along an invisible line, but with broad steps. Chest held high.
And...there.
I'd say I aced that runway walk. Happy now?

Heh. Bravo, Leona. You get full marks.
It's like you're a different person from the clumsy oaf you were. What made you decide to take this seriously?

I thought the whole idea of doing a fashion show was a waste of time. I wasn't on board with it from the start.
But I finally got sick of you getting on my case nonstop.
Figured it'd make life easier if I just got it over with.
How's that for an honest answer?

So you CAN give an earnest effort, but only when it makes your life easier. Your indolence never ceases to amaze me.

Well, I've got the walk down. I'm done with my lessons now, right?

Nice try. Do you think a world-class runway walk ends at striding forward?

Wait, there's MORE?!

Of course there is. There is one element which is critical to any fashion exhibit.
POSING.

Seriously?

In fashion shows, you gather attention as you strut and then leverage it by striking an attractive pose.
Surely even an amateur like yourself has seen shots of such a thing on TV or in magazines.
You reach the end of the runway, and right as you turn around, you do something special. An example: put your hand on your hip, and...
......
Strike a pose, like so.

What's that got to do with walking?

Posing is but one part of a holistic fashion walk.
You'll never capture the venue's attention without a proper pose.
Poses are a reflection of the model's personality as well. You can't simply mimic mine and expect to get the same effect.

Ugh, this sounds like a chore. Just pick something for me. I don't care.

Heh. I knew you'd regard it as such.
Which is why I've enlisted some highly capable help to get you properly motivated.

Oh, no.
I don't like where this is going...

Hello there, Roi des Lions! You look as marvelously groomed as ever. Trés bien!

Leona Kingscholar, actually TRYING at something? Talk about a rare scoop! I gotta post a pic of this one-of-a-kind moment to Magicam ASAP.

......
Rook and Cater. Great. You picked the two biggest motormouths in the entire school.
How are these two going to help with anything?

Rook has a finely tuned sense for beauty, while Cater is an expert on modern trends.
One could hardly ask for a better pair of pose choreography consultants.

You wish to evoke Leona's personal beauty? I would be delighted to assist.

We'll hook you up with the hypest pose you can get!

......
Ugh... Whatever. Beats spending another minute alone with captain nag here.
Let's just get this over with.

Are You Serious? (Part Two)

Pomefiore Dorm - Ballroom

We need to work out the most eye-catching pose Leona can strike on a fashion show runway.
Rook. Cater. Let's start with you two. What do you think?

That's the question of the hour, all right. Hm...

......

How about going all puppy dog—er, kitty cat?—by turning up your eyes? Ooh, but keep it kinda aloof, too. C'mon, pull in your chin a bunch!

Rrrgh!

He needs something more...ephemeral, methinks. Leona, would you be so kind as to extend a hand toward me?
Gaze fervently into space. Yes, like that. Like you're yearning for a prince to come for you.

What? Now you're just spouting nonsense.

Non, face forward! Shoulders straight, parallel with the ground!

Rgh!

Hm, what if you held a flower? I wonder which would suit you more: yellow or pink.
It's so hard to decide. I say we put flowers on both shoulders to see if it works!

Ooh, what if we surround his face with flowers to give it a more diminutive vibe—

ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF.
Ow!

Get your hands off of me. I'm not your little doll to play dress-up with.
And you can stop with the micromanaging directions about extending hands or pulling in my chin or whatever.
It'll be way faster to just let me do it instead of debating the petty details.

What's this? You seem rather confident.

You guys want a pose that's aloof yet ephemeral?
Fine. I'll give you just that. Just sit back and watch.
There. That good enough for you?
......

Roi des Lions...
Why, what a beautiful expression that was!

And super natural-looking, too! Are you some kinda secret master model, Leona?

I've had to do a lot of posing for paintings and commemorative photos back home.
This is basic stuff.

Whoa, paintings? Sometimes I forget you're royalty.

......
Hm. It's certainly acceptable.

HAH. You see that?
Great, then we can finally wrap these lessons up for good and I can get back to—

BUT.
But what?

"Acceptable" is merely a baseline.
?!

Are you serious? You put me through all of that...
...and then you call it "baseline"?!

You looked acceptably nice there. And as far as concepts go, "aloof and ephemeral" is passable.
But that's not good enough.
Operation Steal the Show needs extra oomph for guaranteed success. Something beyond the expected.
Your pose lacks that extra bit of oomph.

Fascinating. Now that you bring it up, I'm curious to see how much farther Leona can reach.
Vil, your insights about beauty are always so very on-point!

The trouble is that it's hard to identify exactly what form that oomph should take.

That is quite the conundrum. What is your take on the matter, Leona?

Wait. Where'd he go?

Uh, well...
He said "Nah, I'm done," and went back to Savanaclaw.
?!

How irresponsible can one man be?! After him!
Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona's Room
LEONA. I demand you open the door this instant!

Sheesh, you guys just won't lay off.
*yawn* I'ma grab a nap...
Uh, hey, guys. What are you all doing in front of Leona's room?
Hey, Ruggie. We're at kind of an impasse. See, here's the deal...

......
Ah, now I get you. Leona's holing up in his room and skipping out on his obligations.

......
Y'know, Leona never locks his bay window.

?!
Why, thank you, Monsieur Dent-de-Lion!

Pardon our intrusion, Leona.

How nice it must be to curl up with a blanket and doze peacefully. Alas, your naptime is over.

Ruggie, you rat!

Look, what else was I supposed to do?
If you fail at your show job, it's gonna make me fail at my tiara-swapping job!

I don't believe in doing things halfheartedly. If you do something, you must do it to perfection.
That is the Pomefiore way, based upon the Fairest Queen's spirit of tenacity!

Gah. Hands off my blanket, buddy!
I've BEEN helping you out, and all you've done is find fault with every single little thing I do.
I followed your directions, and what did it get me? NOTHING. Not the slightest bit of progress.
Well...

I'm through wasting my time and energy on you guys.
I'm goin' to sleep.

Ah...!

Hoo boy, now he's in Maximum Comfy Mode. Forget about rousing him now—guy might as well be a bear hibernating for the winter.

What now? I'm not sure we'll be working out any poses with Leona like this.

Heh...
Huh?

Heh heh... Heh heh heh! That's it! Inspiration has struck!

Are You Serious? (Part Three)

Classroom

It's just about time for Team Leona's fashion show.
Leona's gonna have to strike a pose that'll keep the queen of the Faeland riveted.
Vil got an idea there, but he never shared the deets with us.
Kinda makes a guy worry, y'know?

Hey, uhhh...
L-look, um... Cater...
C-could you maybe...not look in on, um...you know...my drone feed...?

What was that? You were kinda mumbling there.

Huh? Oh, uh... N-nothing, never mind.
Uuugh. This is what I hate about oblivious extroverts. Their sense of personal space is all buggy, and they mark it as "working as intended."
Fairy Emcee
Let's give them a big hand as they COME ON DOWN!

Ooh, looks like our boiz are up!
Botanical Garden - Runway
Kalim and Jamil are tearing up the runway with those dance moves! Wish I could've gotten a vid for Magicam.
You're on fire, Jamil! Keep it up!
Fairy Emcee
The fairy in the center has a confident air all their own.

......
There's Leona!
Fairy Emcee
His verdant eyes shine as brightly as a grassy plain on a spring day! His lustrous dark hair falls in artfully rugged locks!
His powerful frame cloaked in pure white robes evokes the image of wings! Truly, he embodies the theme of "windswept"!
Fairy A
His motions are languid, yet his steps remain perfectly poised. Who IS this fairy on the runway?
Fairy B
Between that air of nobility and those fancy garments, he must surely be a fairy of renown!

They're already eating it up.
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Fairy Emcee
He's finally reached the end of the runway. What manner of pose will this new entrant show us today?

As galling as this is, I'll show 'em the dramatic pose that Vil told me to keep in my pocket.
This should ensure success for Operation Steal the Show!
Fairy Emcee
What in the world?!
Fairy Emcee
... ......
My word!
This fairy was giving off an aloof and ephemeral air before...
...but now he's flipped up his heavy cape and made a mighty turn with a wide sweep of his legs!
He retains his prior air of ennui, but what a dynamic way to show it.
Never have I seen a fairy strike such a bold and powerful pose!
The whole venue's eyes are glued to the runway now!
Oh, yooooo!

I remember that move!
That was him pulling his blanket over himself!

Ooh, of course! A blanket...
Wait, what? I'm lost. A blanket?

Precisely!

Erk! More people crowding in here!

Oh, hey, Vil. Hey, Professor Crewel.

When Leona curled up to sulk in bed, he swept his blanket over himself in a very pointed, aggressive way.
That gesture inspired me.
One of Leona's precious few fortes is the sheer power of his presence.
That's what Leona's pose was missing previously: his intensity.

......
Fairy A
Such rugged yet beautiful movement... I wish I could be one of the stray locks adorning his face.
Fairy B
His eyes are narrowed, and he's furrowed his brow like he's challenging someone! It's as if he's standing in defiance of the very wind itself.

Hey, you. Fairies up front. How about you stop whispering among yourselves...
...and start singing my praises loud enough for everyone can hear?
Fairies
SQUEEE!
Fairy A
Please, could you sprinkle some of your dust on me?!
Fairy B
Give us a good shake!

Oh, I'll dust ya, all right. You asked for it!
Fairies
SQUEEEEE!!!

That's a very good boy, Kingscholar. You see? It's not so hard when you apply yourself.
His sweeping motions are making his outfit shine. It makes all the time I spent putting it together more worthwhile.

Whoa, everybody in the whole place is staring at him. Just imagining being the center of attention like that is enough to make me wanna hurl.

For all Leona's whining and "psh, I don't wanna"- ing, he's got the whole Fairy Gala captivated.
Props to him. MAD props.
Fairy Emcee
Let's give them one last big round of applause!

Nicely done, Leona.

That cheering was so loud, my ears are ringing. I'm gonna get some air.

What? But we have to wait for Ruggie's group at the greenhouse entrance!

I'll get to it when I get to it.
The show's over. I'm doin' what I want from here on out.

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