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Mind if I Tag In? (Part One)

Savanaclaw Dorm - Spelldrive Stadium
Savanaclaw Student A
Are you guys even taking this seriously? Or do you WANT to look like fools again in the next interdorm match?
Savanaclaw Student B
Savanaclaw doesn't lose to other dorms in Spelldrive, period. I wanna see some hustle out there, underclassmen!
Savanaclaw Students
Yeah!

Yeeaah. Rah-rah, go team.
You guys keep fightin' the good fight. I'll be overseeing from here. *yawn*
Savanaclaw Student A
What's your problem, buddy?! Get your hand off my shoulder. Now.
???
I don't think so. This hand's staying right where it is until you apologize.

Man, who's makin' all that noise? Can't a guy catch some z's in peace?

It's against the playbook to cast spells directly on an opposing player in Spelldrive.
I saw what you upperclassmen did. You fired off your spells at me, not at the disc.
That, and you keep purposely running into me and trippin' me up. You're skirting the rules, hard.
Savanaclaw Student A
Hey, c'mon, Jack. The ref didn't call foul, so what's the problem? Heh heh heh.
Savanaclaw Student B
Besides, you ain't even been in school a month. A little pup like you has no right talking back to his upperclassmen.

Pfft. Let's be real: I'm better at Spelldrive than either of you.
I don't care if you're older than me. I'm not takin' orders from guys who can't even play on my level!
Savanaclaw Student B
Oh yeah?! Sounds like someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'!

Oh, you wanna try me? Go ahead!

Okay, guys, knock it off.
Savanaclaw Student A
H-Housewarden Leona!
Savanaclaw Student B
This freshman Jack is trying to boss us around.

Uh-huh. You're Jack Howl, right? Just joined my dorm this year?

......

I've heard about you. Rumors say you're a real promising athlete, even as a freshman.
And I hear that in our dorm Spelldrive practice, you easily trounce the sophomores and juniors. Even the ones who fancy themselves tough guys.

You're making your upperclassmen look bad.

...I play fair.
But they don't. They know they can't take me in a fair fight, so they're hitting below the belt.
Cowards, the lot of 'em.

I fail to see the problem. Playing smart to win a game is just common sense.

What? Housewarden, you're really gonna let these dirty cheaters off the hook?!

You said they were "skirting the rules," which means they're still legal. There's nothin' cowardly about it. That's a legit tactic.
Rule-wise, they're not causing any problems. YOU, on the other hand, are being disruptive to the team. That's a problem for the dorm.

Argh...

If you get what I'm saying, then go warm the bench and think about how you're actin'.

......
...I'm going back to practice.

Tch. Yappy little puppy, ain't he?
Savanaclaw Student A
Yeah, seriously! Where does that rookie get off?
Savanaclaw Student B
Someone oughta teach that guy a lesson. Heh heh heh.

...Hey. Don't even think about doin' anything stupid.
We ain't got much time before the next interdorm Spelldrive match. Don't you guys have better things to do than playing alpha?
You know what'll happen if you lose at the interdorms like we did last year, right?
Savanaclaw Student B
S-sorry, sir...

And while I'm at it, don't get all huffy just 'cause you're losin' to a frosh.
It's embarrassing to watch.
Savanaclaw Student A
What? B-but that was...

Stuff it. I don't care. Now get back to practice, and don't you dare make me clean up after you again.
Savanaclaw Students
...Fine.
Savanaclaw Student A
Tch, what was that about?
Savanaclaw Student B
That ain't right, man...

For cryin' out loud... These chumps are running me ragged.

Mind if I Tag In? (Part Two)

Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

Ah, there you are, Leona! I was lookin' for you.

Oh, hey, Ruggie. Don't bother me right now. I'm tryin' to focus.

Workin' on another chess problem? What's so fun about solitaire chess?

I spend my free time how I want. Why, did YOU wanna play me instead?

Nah, I'm good. I don't fight battles I can't win.
Anyway, Trein was gettin' on my case about you needing to show up to class.

What's his problem? I show up for test days, don't I?

You can tell that to the professor yourself. I don't need another earful from that guy.
In fact, it was just as bad with Vargas-

Shhh.

What? Don't glower at me for stating facts-

Just pipe down, would you?
???
Blast it all...

Hm?
Savanaclaw Student A
Jack made a clown outta me in Spelldrive practice. AGAIN. How can a freshman be so dang ripped?
Savanaclaw Student B
Real talk, I've got no idea what they're gonna do for the starting roster at the next interdorm game.
Savanaclaw Student A
I'm not giving up my spot for a freshman. No way, no how.

Those are the guys who picked a fight yesterday. They're just not lettin' the Jack thing go, are they?

Ah, you mean the sophomores who're jealous of all the attention Jack's getting for his athletic skills?
The jealousy's sad enough, but Jack's attitude sure ain't helping.
The world's not black and white. Not everything can be categorized as "right" or "wrong."
Too bad he can't be more flexible, huh?

Ha ha! What, like you? Don't I wish.
It'd sure save me a lot of effort.

Shyeheehee.
Savanaclaw Student A
Housewarden Leona said not to start any trouble, but I'm still mad. Let's knock Jack down a peg.
So what if he's a tough guy? He's still a freshman. He can't use magic worth a flip.
Savanaclaw Student B
Yeah, and he's made plenty of enemies. If we come out in force... Heh heh heh.

  • sigh* I'm so sick of morons who can't follow basic instructions.
    And seriously, who hatches a scheme like that out in broad daylight for everyone to hear? It's like, try using your brain for once.

Meh, I'm not gonna blame 'em for not accounting for our preternatural sense of hearing.
So, what's our move here?
If you ask me, it probably wouldn't hurt to let 'em put a little fear into Jack and teach him to respect the rest of his dorm.

Hmmm...
Savanaclaw Dorm - Spelldrive Stadium
Savanaclaw Student A
Hey. Jack. I got a little favor to ask. You'll listen to your upperclassman and do as I say if you know what's good for you.
Savanaclaw Student A
Should be easy for you, too: never play Spelldrive for Savanaclaw again. Got it? Now gimme your word. Pronto!
Savanaclaw Student B
Yeah, you wouldn't wanna go straight from your new school to the hospital. Heh heh heh.

"Little favor," my tail.
You said you wanted to talk alone, and yet I see a whole pack nipping at your heels. You're a sniveling coward!
Savanaclaw Student A
You're the idiot here for not having a little healthy skepticism. Who marches straight into battle without a plan?
Savanaclaw Student B
You can't do much all by your lonesome against nearly thirty of us, can you? Now, here's a little present for ya: a knuckle sandwich!

In your dreams! HRAGH!
Savanaclaw Student A
Hah! You're a musclehead, all right. But what're you gonna do against magic? YAH!

M-magic?! But it's against the rules to use magic in fights... AAAGH!
And these clowns just keep coming, no matter how many I beat down... Urgh... GAAAH!
Savanaclaw Student B
Here! THIS oughta make you stay down!

Rgh...
???
Seriously? Who closes their eyes in the middle of a throwdown?
Savanaclaw Student A
Y-you're...

Housewarden...!

You look like you're havin' a grand old time. Mind if I tag in?

Mind if I Tag In? (Part Three)

Savanaclaw Dorm - Spelldrive Stadium

Housewarden? What are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you guys not to start any trouble? Maybe my words don't carry the weight they oughta.
Savanaclaw Student A
S-sir, it's not what you think!
Savanaclaw Student B
We were trying to teach Jack the ropes in Spelldrive.

Ah, of course. Musta been a real hands-on lesson, judging by how ruffled Jack's fur is.
Savanaclaw Student B
I-I mean, what's Spelldrive without a little roughhousing, right?
Savanaclaw Student A
We're doin' like you said, Leona. Teachin' him how to play "smart."

You bunch of little-

Playing smart, huh? Look, I turned a blind eye while you guys were playing Spelldrive, but...
Using magic in a brawl is a foul, full stop.
If all you were doing was roughing Jack up, I was gonna write it off as rough play and let it go.
But you guys don't have guts OR brains. That's why you're goin' to all this trouble just to take down one lousy pup.
Savanaclaw Student A
Rgh...

You've got a whole squad here and you STILL came out lookin' like fools. None of you have what it takes to lead a pack.
Savanaclaw Student A
Okay then, wise guy...
Are you sayin' YOU'VE got what it takes to lead us? 'Cause I don't think you do!
Savanaclaw Student B
Y-YEAH! What he said! All you do is slack off during practice anyway. Who're you to lord anything over us
Makes a guy wonder if you're fit to be our housewarden at all!
Savanaclaw Student A
There're thirty of us, and two of you. You may be good, but clearly you can't do simple math. Thirty beats two every time.
Savanaclaw Student B
You can talk the talk. Now let's see if you can walk the walk!

Wh-whoa, hold on here. Housewarden, this ain't your-

Get back, Jack.
You guys think you got numbers on your side? Thirty mice still ain't a match for one lion.
Savanaclaw Student A
Get him, boys!
Urgh!

Leona deflected every magic shot...!
Savanaclaw Student B
No way! We can't possibly be this outmatched!

I'm gettin' bored. Mind if I have some fun, too?

I am the one who hungers. I am the one who thirsts.
Savanaclaw Student A
Oh no... Is that incantation what I think it is?
  • rumble*
Savanaclaw Student A
What's going on? Why's the ground shaking?!
Savanaclaw Student B
The very earth is shifting... What's happening here?
  • rumble, crack*

Are those...fissures?!
The Spelldrive field is huge, yet the whole thing is turning to sand...
(This is Leona's magical might? It's in a league of its own!)

I am the one to rob you of your future-

Leona, STOP!

...Huh?

This is overkill! The sophomores have already passed out from sheer terror!
Savanaclaw Students
......

Man, really? I hadn't even gotten started yet. Some guys don't know how to put up a fight.

I mean, seein' you bust out your full power woulda been cool and all, but that woulda landed each and every one of us in hot water.

Tch.

I don't get it.

You don't get what?

Why you came to my rescue.

Babysitting a pup that ain't even opened its eyes yet is part of the housewarden job description.

So you think I'm a puppy, huh?

That's exactly what you are: a brat who doesn't follow orders and runs off half-cocked.

Rgh...

But at least you're not so thick as to fail to learn something from this. At least I hope not.

...Sorry for the trouble, sir. And, uh, thanks for helping me!

Well, I'll be. You're taking this like a man. I was expecting more lip from you.

I've learned some valuable things today.
Like that I'm still green in so many ways... And that we have one incredible housewarden.

Hah. Y'know, guys who own up to their mistakes are all right in my book. Keep at it and model that behavior for the rest of Savanaclaw, wouldja?

Yes, sir!
Housewarden Leona... He's the real deal after all. I knew he wouldn't let me down!
One day, I want to fight him at his strongest!
Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona's Room

Geez, Leona. You were the one goin' on about how fighting with magic was against the rules, and then you went and used your own!

I used magic as a last resort to stop a dorm brawl. That falls under legit self-defense.

Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. You brought some rebellious dorm kids in line and put a promising freshman in your debt.
Real "last resort" material right there, huh?

Well, sure. How could I ignore a poor little freshman getting bullied by his seniors?
I'm the housewarden of Savanaclaw. It's all part of the job description, bucko.

Shyeheehee! You're strong, smart, AND you cover your bases.
Savanaclaw couldn't ask for a better pack leader!

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