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You're Dreamin' (Part One)

Hall of Mirrors

Put a sock in it already, ya little lambs. Stop fussin' and jump through the mirror to Savanaclaw.
One, two, three... All right, that's all of ‘em.

Excellent work, Leona. Man, this year's orientation sure was somethin' else.

You kiddin'? All that happened was some piddlin' monster ran amok and an herbivore showed without a lick of magic power. It was mind-numbing.

At least it shook things up a little.

It's over and done with, so whatever. We better get back to the dorm too. The sooner I can get outta these stuffy robes, the  better.

I was searching for you, Savanaclaw housewarden.

Huh? Wait, you're one of Malleus's guys.

I'm Silver from Diasomnia. I have a question for you.

You do, eh? Too bad for you, ‘cause I got nothin' to say to Malleus's cronies.

Worry not. I will be brief. Do you know where Malleus might be?

What am I, his keeper?

Well, you seem to speak with him frequently. Are you not friends?

Uh, not sure I would call that “speaking.” Try “clawing at each other's throats.”

You think we're FRIENDS? You're dreamin'. Come back and talk to me once you wake up. Or better yet, don't.

In fact, I am very much awake.

That's not what I--- You got a screw loose or something?

I HAVE heard that Silver can be a bit of a space case.
He and Kalim are pretty famous among us sophomores for their obliviousness.
We've taken to calling ‘em the “Facepalm Brigade.”
They're the last people you wanna run into when you're already in a mood.

Lilia is also searching for Malleus, but we cannot find him anywhere. Do you have any idea where he could be?

You're not gonna let this drop, huh? Ain't you got his phone number? Call him.

I've already tried a number of times, but he won't pick up. He may have broken all his devices with his lightning again.
He is doubtlessly agonized that he could not attend the ceremony today.

Hah. He ain't some newborn kitten with his eyes all crusted shut. Leave him be. You ‘n Lilia are way overprotective.
If you're that worried about keeping him in arms' reach, try a leash. Then you won't lose him in the first place.

......

......

......

Hey, what're you doin'? Get outta my way.

Please help me search for Malleus.

Buzz off! Why should I? I ain't responsible for him.

But Malleus is your schoolmate.

I'm tellin' ya, we ain't no kinda “-mates.” We're goin' back to our dorm, so get outta the way.

It would be faster if we split up to search for him.

Does everythin' go in one ear and out the other with you?

Leona, at this rate he'll follow us all the way back to the dorm even if we beat the tar outta him.

Tch. What a pain in the my tail.
Anyway, now that I think about it, pretty sure I saw Malleus near the greenhouse.

You did? Are you sure?

You're free to believe whatever you want.

The greenhouse, you say... I certainly haven't looked there yet. Thank you for the information. Goodbye.

I ain't ever said WHEN I saw him there.
Pretty easy to pull the wool over his eyes.

You're awful, Leona. Now I feel bad for Silver.

Then go on and help him yourself.

Yeaaah, no thanks. There's nothin' in it for me if I do.

Ha! Pot, meet kettle. Now who's heartless?
Ugh, I'm beat. I'm gonna head back and take a nap.

Oh, please don't toss your robes on the floor the instant you get back!

Tch... You're so fussy. This thing's way to tight on my head.

Hey, it's no better for me. But that doesn't mean you get to treat your space like some kind of...robe graveyard.
It take me forever to pick up all the stuff scattered around your room.

Yeah, yeah. All you gatta do is take ‘em to the cleaners.
Go ahead and throw in some of your own stuff, for all I care.

Whoa, seriously? Talk about a luck break! That'll save me some cleaning fees!

  • yaaawn*

You're Dreamin' (Part Two)

Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona's Room

Leona, your robes are back from cleaning. Should I put them in your closet?

......

What's with that look?

Hand ‘em over. I'm gonna wear ‘em.

What? But why? There's no reason to.

I got a letter from home. They want a pic of me in my ceremonial outfit.

You mean from Sunset Savanna's royal family?!

Who else would I be talkin' about?

You know, for being the second prince, you probably give ‘em a lot of grief by never getting in touch.
They just wanna make sure you're doin' well. I send pics to Grammy every once in a while, too.

They're so annoying. How long're they gonna hound my every step?

Anyway, it's not often that you actually do what they want. What's different today?

My brother's wife is the one who sent it.

But what does that have to... Ohhh, I get it. Because you're always extra nice to girls.

I ain't extra nothin' to nobody. As if they even need men fawning all over ‘em.
They're already way stronger than us. Goin' against them only brings more trouble.

True, the women of the Savanna have some serious brawn goin' on. More than half of the royal guard are women, right?
Every time I see ‘em training, I remind myself to never get on their bad side.
Guess if the queen wants you to do something, there's no way ‘round it. I'll try to get a cool pic for ya, at least!

Yeah, here.

You ready? C'mon, get that hood up too.

This good?

Whoa...!

What's up?

Nothing, it's just... Nah, forget it. Shyeheehee!

It clearly ain't nothin'. You keep smirkin' at me.

No, I really... Don't look this way. Pffft!

Wait. The fit of the hood feels...weird.
Move outta the way. I'm gonna look in a mirror.

Oh, I wouldn't recommend---

......
Hey, why're my ears rippin' outta my hood?

Well, it's less ripping and more like there are already holes in the hood right there.

Special robes with embroidered holes in the hood... Wait a minute! These belong to that horned jerk!

Your robes must've gotten mixed up with Malleus's. But I actually think...
You look cute movin' your ears around like that. Pffft!

You talk pretty big for the chump who's gonna pay the piper for messin' this up.

H-hey, it's not my fault!
The cleaners are the one who got it wrong! Your name's on the receipt and everythin'!

Yeah, but YOU didn't realize they'd been mixed up. Go get my robes back this instant.

I gotta get ‘em? From Malleus? D-don't be ridiculous. I can't do that!

What? You scared of a coddled prince like him?

Well, yeah! He's THE Malleus Draconia from Briar Valley!
No one's got a clue what goes on in his head, and if you so much as LOOK at him wrong...

Pathetic. And you call yourself a member of Savanaclaw.

The only reason you're not scared of him is ‘cause you're both housewardens. Most normal students like me are scared outta their wits!
Come with me, wouldja? I bet you'd have no trouble talkin' to him.
That's way better than me shakin' like a leaf in front of all of Diasomnia and disgracing the Savanaclaw name.

  • sigh* You and your silver tongue. My fault for havin' a scaredy-dog for an underling, I guess.
Diasomnia Dorm - Lounge

Yo. Is Malleus around?

Leona. What do you need with Malleus?

I wanna talk with him.

I see. Oh, incidentally, I went to the greenhouse the other day as you instructed, but Malleus was nowhere to be found.
Apparently, he had already vacated the area. I am sorry that I couldn't put the information you entrusted to me to better use.

There it is --- Silver's talent for always assuming the best of everyone! I swear, if you could get a direct line to his head, it'd just be a dial tone.

That's not what we came here for. I wanna talk with Malleus, so get him out here for me.

You are here to have a heart-to-heart with Malleus? So you are his friend after all.

I told you, We ain't friends! Don't make me say it again.
I just got somethin' to say to him, so hurry up and...

If Father---I mean, Lilia---were to learn that Malleus has made a friend, he'd be overjoyed.

Aaaaaagh! What's WITH this guy?! he doesn't listen to a word anyone says!
I'd much rather deal with Malleus. At least his ears ain't just for show!

I-I don't think I've seen Leona this mad. The Facepalm Brigade strikes again!

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