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I'm Being Rude

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How long do you intend to keep me waiting?
The photographer is surely wondering what's become of us. Come! We mustn't dawdle.

I already told you: I ain't going.
Why in the world would I have my picture taken with you just for some measly school paper?

Why? Because you and I are housewardens, and the next feature is intended to acquaint new students to our dorms.
Thus I am obliged to place all alluring assets of Pomefiore on display for their viewing pleasure.
Housewardens are the face of the dorm, as it were.

There's nothin' you can say that'd talk me into gettin' prettied up over a school paper. Why not just write some spiel about us instead?

A professional never cuts corners, and never would there be a truer tragedy than a "spiel" without an accompanying visual. You're coming. That is final.

  • sigh* May as well be arguin' with a wall...
    Let's get this over with.

Wait. Have you failed to notice that the button on your vest is loose?

Who cares? It still does what it's supposed to.

Ah-ah! This won't do at all. The way it dangles makes you look no better than a common pauper.

A what?!

This is why I detest Savanaclaw. Each and every one of you is only more boorish and uncouth than the next. How I pity your poor uniforms.
I will safely assume you don't carry a sewing kit with you, as a proper gentleman of your age would.
Do I rightly assume that as a prince, you've been taught that an inability to attend to yourself is somehow acceptable?

...

Ugh. It's unbelievable that you and I both rank as housewardens.
As I've no other choice, I shall deign to grant you use of my sewing kit. Now fix that button at once.

...

Erm... Whyever are you taking off your vest?

Sorry, I'm being rude.
But it would do me well for a dignified gentleman like you to show me how it's done.

Why do I have to fix YOUR button?!

Well, you don't HAVE to. I'm perfectly fine going like this. But is this how you want me to look on such an important occasion?

I...

"There he is! Vil Schoenheit, known through all of Twisted Wonderland as the fairest of them all!"
"Still, he must be awfully full of himself to not even spare a passing glance at who's standing next to him."
I imagine that's what people'll think, seeing me like this next to you. But heck if I care.

...

Heh. Go on. Show me how it's done, since I'm so—what was it again—boorish and uncouth?

You smirk right now is utterly appalling... Give me your vest, and be quick about it.

Ha! Singing a new tune now, ain'tcha.

You are little more than a fine prop to decorate my stage, and a professional always looks after his props.

I'm one heck of a pricey prop though. Better show some gratitude.

Have you no shred of dignity? If it weren't for this photoshoot, this vest would... Hmm?

What is it?

This button is similar to the others but clearly different. This isn't one of the originals.
You DO know how to sew.
Terrible slipshod work, of course. You could have tried to use a matching button.

Who cares when you can barely notice it?

Bah. To think you tricked me into fixing it for you.

It wouldn't have mattered if you did or didn't, you know. Buttons always come back.

Excuse me? Buttons...come back?

Every time one of 'em comes off, I just hang my stuff in my room and the button's suddenly back on again.
So there's never any point in puttin' in the time to fix it. It's funny, though. Can't say I recall ever casting a spell like that.

That would be because you clearly never did.
Someone is fixing them for you. Ruggie, I'm sure.

So?
Magic, Ruggie... It fixes itself either way.

Aaagh! You are repugnant! The only thing you have going for you is a handsome face.

What was that?!

This is why I hate spoiled princelings!

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