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You Have Plenty of Time (Part One)

Scarabia Dorm - Lounge

Welcome, new Scarabia students, and congrats on getting into Night Raven College! I'm your housewarden, Kalim Al-Asim. Nice to meet you.

And I am the vice housewarden, Jamil Viper. Welcome to Scarabia.
If you would bear with me, I will now explain the schedule we have for you today.
First, I would like to learn all your names and faces. Please split yourselves by class and introduce yourselves in order of your seat number.
Once that is over, we will have a welcome party. For that, I will ask you to wait here for further instruction.

And that's what's up! Now go and do what he said!
Scarabia Students
Yes, sir!

......

Hm? Excuse me, Kalim. Do you have a moment?
See the man with green hair standing by the entrance? The one who's a head taller than the others and looks impressively poised?
I do not recall him being among those who were placed into Scarabia this year.

Huh? Oh, that guy! Yeah, he's huge.
I don't remember him either.

Orientation presents a perfect opportunity for outsiders to sneak inside the school. Be careful, Kalim. He could be an assassin.

What? Normally you try to blend in if you're an assassin, not stand around in plain sight with hair louder than one of Crowley's whipcracks.

It may be a plot to get you to lower your guard. Just in case, I would advise caution, lest—

I'm gonna go ask him!

No, wait!

Heeey, tall guy in the back! Are you really a Scarabia freshman?

Fool! Don't just saunter on up to him!

Scarabia? No, I am a new member of the exalted Diasomnia!

Then what are you doing here in Scarabia?

I lost sight of my upperclassmen en route to my dorm. I thought I had finally caught up, but...
Apparently, you are from another dorm. Why must everyone wear the exact same robes? It's terribly confusing!

So you "mistakenly" followed the Scarabia students instead of your own? A likely story.

Do not glare at me so suspiciously. I am not some shady trespasser!
My name is Sebek Zigvolt, and I am a faithful attendant of Housewarden Malleus of Diasomnia.

Oh, you're an acquaintance of Malleus?
Wait, so does that mean you know Silver, too?

I was taught by Lilia, alongside Silver. As loath as I am to admit it, he is my fellow pupil.

Nice! Silver and I are in the same class. You and I should be friends, too!

  • sigh*
    I have just now verified that Sebek's magical pen appears to be genuine.
    He has been chosen by the Dark Mirror. I suppose that makes him trustworthy.

I've been saying as much this entire time! You're a distrustful one, aren't you?

Everything's fine, then. Nice to meet you, Sebek!

Hold on a moment, Kalim. This is far from "fine." When will you learn to be more cautious?
I keep telling you not to trust new people so easily.

Aw, don't be such a worrywart.

As an attendant of the Asim household, it is my duty to protect you. You make my job unnecessarily difficult when you act so recklessly.

C'mon, it's fine! Sebek wasn't even a spy.

We got lucky this time. Next time, we may not.

Your name is Jamil, correct? Are you Kalim's bodyguard?

Something like that, yes.

Then you are the same as me! Now I understand why you were so suspicious.
We bodyguards must be ever vigilant if we are to keep who we serve safe!

I think it would be better for you to get back to your dorm rather than stand around here waxing poetic on the duties of bodyguards.

Did I not tell you that I don't know where my dorm is? I would not be here if I was capable of returning on my own.

Hopeless, this one. Utterly hopeless.
Very well. Would someone please bring him back to Diasomnia?
Scarabia Student A
No way! I'm not setting foot anywhere NEAR that place!
Scarabia Student B
What if we run into THE Malleus Draconia and wind up... Ugh. No. I won't even entertain the thought.

There's no need to be frightened. He doesn't bite. *sigh* It's no use. They won't listen to me.

Why's no one volunteering?
I can walk you back, then. We schoolmates gotta help each other out when we're in need!

Oh, no you don't. We cannot proceed with the welcome party if our housewarden is gone.

But we can't just let him wander around. Oh, hey! YOU should walk him back, then!

He doesn't even belong to our dorm. Why must I—

Who cares which dorm he's from? We know his name and we've chatted. That makes us friends!
And friends help each other out. If you won't go, then I will.

Ugh... You aren't going to budge on this, are you?
Fine. Then let's get this over with. Come, Sebek.

Thank you very much!

You Have Plenty of Time (Part Two)

Scarabia Dorm

Could you walk a little faster, Sebek? At this rate, we'll never reach the exit mirror.

My apologies. The palace is so beautiful that I couldn't help but stare.

Hm? You suddenly seem a whole lot more relaxed.

Yes. And...sorry. I lost my temper when you treated me like some miscreant. That was imprudent of me.
Now that I know what position you're in, I understand completely! It was a natural reaction.

Natural, you say... Kalim always laughs it off and says I worry too much.

It is an attendant's duty to remain vigilant. Your discretion is admirable, really.
You even immediately thought to verify my magical pen! I could learn a thing or two from you.

If you want to learn anything, I suggest you start by familiarizing yourself with our campus.

Ngh...

If you were separated from your group, you can only blame your own inattentiveness.

Rrrgh...

And even if you accidentally joined the crowd of Scarabia students, you should have realized it as soon as you stepped through the mirror.

......
I cannot argue with that.

I'm not saying this to dishearten you.

No, you are entirely correct. Vice Housewarden Lilia has often told me the same thing—that I should be more alert.
But as I was heading to the dorm, I thought I glimpsed Malleus outside, and I was so happy that, well...
Argh. Lilia is sure to scold me for this.
And moreover, Malleus will also...! WOE IS MEEEE!

Do not yell so loudly! And get those feet moving already. Don't you want to get back to your dorm?

But how will I explain this to Malleus and the others?

I find it hard to believe that either of them would fly into a rage over someone getting lost.

You think so?

So long as you regret what you've done and vow to do better, you'll be fine. ...Unlike a certain someone.

What was that?

Nothing.
You are a freshman, after all. Just be careful from now on and aim to improve yourself.
If you respect them, then learn from them. You have plenty of time until graduation.

Yes. I'll do just that.
Interior Hallway

Diasomnia is ahead.

Ah! I do remember coming this way! I suspect I can take it from here.

Are you certain? Ah, excuse me. Old habits. You're not a child. Of course you'll be fine.
Do be careful not to get lost again, Sebek.

Thank you again for your kindness! Let us both do everything in our power to help our masters succeed this year!
Farewell!

Ugh... Finally done babysitting.
I should hurry back to Scarabia. Who knows what Kalim is up to by himself?

I'm right here!

I must be more tired than I thought. I was sure I just heard—
Wait, KALIM? What are you doing here?! You're supposed to be waiting back at the dorm.

I was worried you two might not be getting along. Y'know, since I basically forced you to walk him back and all.
Looks like my worries were unfounded! He looked really encouraged.

That was hardly my goal.

Oh, come on, giving great advice like that to someone you just met? You're amazing!

Where is this coming from?

Nowhere, really. I'm always impressed by you.
I was shocked when I was chosen to be housewarden, but I knew I'd be fine with you by my side.
Thanks for always being there to lift me up. Let's give this school year everything we've got!

Ah! Why do you always...?

Huh? Why'd you pull your hood up all of a sudden? Can't see your face that way, buddy.

No reason. You don't need to see me anyway.

Maybe not, but you're liable to trip with it obscuring your vision that much. C'mon. Off with it.

A-a valid point, but... Rrgh! NOW you're considering consequences? I'll be fine!

No, you really should take it off. You can't even see where you're walking.

I said I'm fine!

Awww. I'm just worried about you, okay?

  • sigh* You are truly unpredicta— Hm?
    Wait a moment. If you're here, then what are our freshmen doing?

Oh, right. I guess I left without saying anything. Whoopsie-doodles.

You left the freshmen alone on their first day here?!

Aha ha! You're such a worrywart. I'm sure they're fiiine.

Don't "aha ha" me! We must return at once!

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