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Quality Mountain Time (Part 1)

Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite

It seems our two clubs will be teaming up. I look forward to working with you, gentlemen.

Welcome aboard, Jade!

Wait, there are three of us in our club, and we're teaming up with just one other person? That's not a whole lot.

No kidding. It'll be rough going with our grand total of...four people.

Mm. This will require some serious elbow grease on our parts, or we'll fall behind the other teams.

Very true. I assure you that I will give this endeavor my full effort.
I believe the first order of business was to set up the tents. Let's get to it, shall we?
SFX
  • mechanical clinks*
Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite

...There. That's enough tents for all of us.
So fast!

Wow, Jade. You helped us get all our tents set up in no time!

I'm happy to be of service. I've done a decent amount of camping, after all.

Wonderful! And here we were worried about being shorthandedd.
Kalim and Cater don't have any experience camping in the wilderness...
And while I know a fair bit about survival, I wasn't sure how to go about explaining things to them.
Perhaps Vargas paired us with a veteran camper as a way to throw us a bone.
Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite

Yo, Jade! Grats on your cool MVP camping threads!

Why, thank you.

You know, camping's pretty popular right now...
Say, Jade! How's about giving me some sweet wilderness tips?
I try to stay on top of trends. It could be time for Cay-Cay's grand camping debut!



I'd be delighted. It would be a good opportunity to illustrate the beauty of the mountains.
First, let's start with building a campfire.



Roger! We don't have any matches, lighters, or starting fluid, but we do have flint.
Apparently the sports clubs didn't even get any flint. They had to use rocks and tools and stuff. Tough times!



Oh, really? I eschew starting fluid as a matter of principle, but I don't use flint or any other tools either. You can start a fire like so...
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  • sounds of wood dropping*
...He's spinning a wooden stick on a board!

You don't think that's a little TOO primitive?

Heh heh, it's more fun when it takes a while to start the fire.
The technique I'm using is called a hand drill.
I spin the rod between my palms and exert downward pressure on the board, which generates frictional heat...
SFX
  • wood rubbing*

Et voilà, we have a fire.
SO FAST AGAIN!

Then you place pine straw and dry leaves over the fire, blow gently...and it grows like so.
Then you add some fatwood—that is, pinewood with lots of resin—and you'll have a roaring campfire in no time.
There, done.

That was incredible, Jade! If I posted a video of that online, you'd go viral for sure!

That was the bare minimum any self-respecting mountain lover should be able to do.
We already have our campfire, but would you care to try starting a fire yourself, Cater?

Sure, why not! Seems simple enough.
SFX
  • wood rubbing*
One hour later...
SFX
  • wood rubbing*

  • huff, huff* It's just not catching...

It's easy once you get the hang of it. Give it another hour of practice.

I'm not sure that's gonna help...

This might be a bit too difficult for a first-timer. And we have other challenges to do.

True. Then let's head to the lake and secure ourselves some food.

Ooo, yeah, it's fishin' time!

Indeed. I'll also collect some drinking water while we're at it.

Why? They already gave us a bunch of bottled water.

Yes, but wouldn't it be nicer to drink water straight from the source?
The lake water is perfectly potable so long as we filter it through coal, rocks, or sand, and then boil it to sterilize it.

Oh, I see...

As a merman, I can drink it as is, but it tastes so much better when it's been filtered.

...Wouldn't the bottled water taste best then, since it's super clean?

Not at all. Since you're interested in the outdoors, you should really try the lake water.

Hoo boy...

Now let's get going, shall we? I wouldn't want to waste a minute of quality mountain time.

Quality Mountain Time (Part 2)

Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite
Lilia & Kalim
  • glug* *gulp*

Mmm, delicious! Even simple bottled water is delightfully refreshing when you're camping.

Yeah, I'd take that any day. The lake water Jade got kinda scares me...

All right, Cater, are you ready to forage for some food?

What? But we just got done fishing. I thought we caught enough.

Fish by itself is hardly a proper meal. We need to supplement it with some edible wild plants.

Khee hee hee. Isn't it nice getting all these hands-on lessons, Cater?

Be careful out there!

Uh, yeah, see you soon...
Dwarfs' Mine - Forest Road

Ooh, would you look at that? Asparagus! And I spy some wild garlic and nettles as well.

  • huff, huff* Are you ready to go back yet, Jade? We've been hiking for over an hour.

Oh, we're not even close to being done. Come along now, no time for breaks.
Dwarfs' Mine - Forest

  • pant* *wheeze*
    The mountains are so hard to navigate... I'm totally pooped. Okay, let's see, wild plants...
    How about this mushroom? Looks pretty tasty.

DON'T TOUCH IT!!!

Whoa, geez, you scared me!
Oh, I get it. Poisonous, huh?
And here I almost picked it. Thanks, Jade, you're a lifesaver—literally!

Actually, it's harmless and quite delicious.

Huh? Then why'd you stop me?

That variety of mushroom is in sharp decline in this area. We must take care to preserve it.

Oh. So you were worried about the mushroom, not Cay-Cay.

Let's move on, shall we?

Okaaay...
SFX
  • crack*

Cater! Be careful not to bump against any trees or break any sticks.
The twigs and stems are all valuable parts of the greater ecosystem.
You should also take care to not step on any insects or plant life while you're walking.

Roger that! I'll watch my step.

Ah, mind where you're backing up! There's moss growing on that rock!

Oh, moss? Sorry, I didn't notice.

SHH! QUIET!

Huh?!
SFX
  • birds chirping*
Cater & Jade
......

What's going on, Jade?

Listen closely. I hear chirping.

You do?
Well, now that you mention it... I can just barely hear some faint chirping in the distance.

That's the call of a migratory bird. They shouldn't be around the mine at this time of year.
Maybe it's a lone bird that happened to fall behind in its migration. Heh heh... We've truly lucked out.
What a lovely sound. Wouldn't you agree, Cater?



Uh... Sure, totes.
(WHO CARES?!)
(Does Jade always get like this over mountains?!)
(I was ready for some outdoor chillaxing, but he's downright obsessed...)
(I can't even with this guy!)

Well, shall we forage some more?

Ah... Ahaha... Say, shouldn't we be getting back to the campsite? We don't exactly have all day...

Yes, you have a point.
But why go back the way we came when we could take another route?
And if we're going to take a rockier trail back, it would be prudent to get started sooner rather than later.
What a sharp observation, Cater.

Huh?! Wait, that's not what I meant! I just want to rest and take it easy!

Come along, this way. Heh heh heh, isn't this wonderful?

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