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Will That Be All? (Part One)

Main Street

JACK! Your timing could NOT be more PERFECT!

Pipe down, Sebek. Sheesh. Ever heard of using your indoor voice?

I'm looking to create the ultimate shaved ice experience for Malleus! I figured you'd have a tip or two, your snowy origins considered.
Wait. What's that little pot you're carrying so carefully?

Sorry, but I'm busy in the greenhouse today. I'm spendin' my day off giving the cactus a sunbath.

Is...that a thing?

I've got this stump that just won't grow, so I figure some sunlight and warm air oughta do the trick.
I can give you a lecture on ice some other time, but not today, okay? See ya!

I never knew he was into gardening. That's...surprisingly diligent of him.
Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

Lessee. Where's a good spot for a cactus? Ah, here we go.
This black cloth here should be a fine place to set it. It looks warm, and it's right in the sun. Now to put this down, and— Whoa!
Ew, this cloth is soaking wet! And there's some damp, rotten-looking log beneath it...
Who left this trash out? *grumble* Fine. I'll just clean it up myself.

There. This is lookin' much better with all that junk gone. Now for my cactus...

What's this?

Huh?

Goodness gracious. Was this your doing, Jack?

Oh, you mean the cleaning? I was just pickin' up some trash.

Wow, Sea Urchin, now you're calling Jade's treasure "trash"? That's messed up!

I think he actually threw it—literally. The log's split. Property damage is an actionable offense, I'll have you know.

Oh great, the full Octavinelle rogues' gallery...
And what do you mean, "actionable offense"? I was just cleanin' up a rotten log someone abandoned in the greenhouse.
Do you have a problem with me picking up litter?

What you called "trash" and so wantonly discarded was a log for wood ear mushrooms that I was tending quite carefully to.

Wood ear...mushrooms? What are those, mushrooms with ears?

They're edible mushrooms you can find out in the East. I don't know much more about 'em, myself.

Huh... Wait, you're telling me that rotted-out log was a bed for mushrooms?!

In a word: yes. I was casing them.

What's that mean?

It's the term for when you get hyphae to take root in the log where you start the mushroom colony.

Nope, still lost.

I had a perfect setup to avoid the mushroom's natural enemies: sunlight and dryness. All I had to do was sit back and wait for my crop to grow...
And now, not only have you exposed the log to direct sunlight, but you've broken it beyond any hope of salvaging.

You see that? Now Jade's crying. Shame on you.

Aww, poor Jade. Are you okay, bro?

  • sniffle, sniffle*

He is NOT crying! He's clearly puttin' on a show!

Egads! What a thing to say! Have you no HEART, sir?!

Erk... I mean, I DID trash someone else's stuff without askin', so I guess I don't have much of a leg to stand on here...

So? How do you intend to take responsibility for this?

What would you say to helping out around the Mostro Lounge in return for your misdeeds?

Hey, there's an idea! Putting in a week's worth of work oughta cheer Jade right up!

  • sniff* I suppose it would...

......
Y'know what? You're right. I had no business disposin' of something left out in a shared area without checking with anyone first.

Owning right up to your mistake, eh? Impressive.

I don't like putting myself in anyone's debt. I'll make this right.
Startin' tomorrow, I'll work a week in this Mostro Lounge place!
But what would I be doin' there? I've never cooked a day in my life.

Relax. You'll just be a waiter in the main hall. That should be far easier than cooking, I'd hope.

Hm. Can't say I've ever waited tables either. Is there anything I should do to prepare?

Let's see... The main thing is to always look neat and tidy when on the clock.

After all, the Mostro Lounge is a dining establishment.

Neat and tidy, huh? You're the boss, Boss.

Will That Be All? (Part Two)

Mostro Lounge

Sea Urchin's working for us starting today, right? I'ma squeeze him good if he isn't useful.

To think my Mostro Lounge will benefit from a whole week's worth of free labor from Jack...
I have to hand it to you, Jade. Sometimes your hobbies pay off in spades.

It's still not even close to the value of the wood ear mushrooms I lost before they could grow, though.

Hey, guys. I'm here.

Ah, and there's Jack now. Please, come in, come in.

Thanks. I'll be working here for a week, so let's make it a good one.
......

...Uh. Why are you in labwear?

You said you wanted me dressed neat and tidy.

Did it never occur to you how odd that would look?

OH MAN! I can't even! Sea Urchin's cracking me up!

The Mostro Lounge is a restaurant. We wanted you to wear an apron to give you a neat and tidy look.
I apologize. I should have outlined it to you in clearer terms that you would understand. That was on me for misjudging you.

Why do I feel somehow insulted by this apology?
Anyway, I don't even own an apron! Why would I keep one'a those around?

Well, we don't have any aprons that would suit your...rugged...appearance, so I suppose you'll have to work in what you're wearing now.

Are you sure about this?

If we spin things so as to feature him as an attraction of sorts, it might work out.

Okay, Sea Urchin. I'm gonna show you aaall the ropes today, so pay close attention.

I don't care for your tone, but it's true that I've got no restaurant experience.
I'll try to make myself useful. Thanks for having me!
  • murmur, murmur*

It's a pretty packed house tonight. Is Jack going to be okay handling this on his first day?

Considering that he came to work at a restaurant wearing a LAB COAT, I'm not expecting much.

I'll go check and see how he's holding up.
Heartslabyul Student A
Excuse me!

Coming.
Heartslabyul Student B
Hi, we'd like to order. I'll have this, this, and uh, hm, I dunno, I'm thinking maybe this and this...

They're talking faster than Jack can write it all down. Will he be able to remember all that?

Will that be all? All right, let me repeat that back for you.
One Beach Cake combo with the seasonal black tea, one starfish parfait with extra whipped cream, a la carte...
One hot cafe au lait with vanilla syrup and one plain iced cafe au lait. Did I miss anything?
Heartslabyul Student A
No, that's it.

I'll put those orders in now, then.

Well, I'll be. He repeated it back perfectly without any mistakes. Who knew Jack had such a good memory?

Real real. Sea Urchin soaked up everything I taught him about waiting tables in no time flat. It was no fun after all.

What are those, water bottles? If it's too heavy, let me carry it to the kitchen for you.
Octavinelle Student A
Whoa! You just hefted a box with 48 liters worth of water one-handed!

What can I say? I'm a strong guy. Come find me if you need help lifting anything.
...Hey, wait.
I think that order was for a regular iced tea, not a lemon iced tea, right?
Octavinelle Student B
Oh, the order I just took? I can't believe you heard that from halfway across the restaurant.

Yeah, I've got pretty good hearing.
Octavinelle Student B
You were right. I just went back and checked, and it was a regular tea. Thanks for catching that before I brought out the wrong thing.

Sure thing.

Well, well...
Octavinelle Student C
I need a runner! The cake combo for table 5 is ready!

Got it. *sniff* Hey, is this the special black tea in this cup?
Octavinelle Student C
Yeah, that's a special seasonal blend that's pricier than a regular black tea.

Are you sure? It smells the same as all the other black teas to me.
Octavinelle Student C
Come on, that's not... Wait, you're right! The label on the tin doesn't match the label on the lid!
Who mixed these up? The housewarden's gonna hang us out to dry! Hold on while I brew the right tea!

Sure.

Not bad at all, Jack.

Whoa! Geez, you startled me. What's not bad, now?

I was worried about you at first, but you're proving to be quite the asset. I've struck gold here.
You've got an excellent work ethic, the brains to memorize things immediately, and the brawn to do whatever is required of you.

You also owned up to ruining the wood ear mushroom log without any fuss. You know, there's something charming about an earnest guy.

Ha ha, who's a good boy? You are! You are!

Hey, stop that! No headpats!
Quit messin' up my hair! And hands off the ears!

Hey, Azul! Can we keep him? Huh? Can we?

We'll take full responsibility for him. Pretty please?

You know, he COULD make for a fine guard dog. What do you say, Jack?
You could stick around the Lounge after your week is up as a waiter/delivery boy/floor manager/guard dog and—

Count me out!
I swear, you guys just love squeezin' blood from a turnip... I'm gonna wrap this shift up and go back to my dorm.
I'm a man of my word, but don't expect me to— oh, I'll take table 3's order, hold on!

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