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Caught Red-Handed!

Cafeteria

The cafeteria's pretty crowded. It'll probably take the whole lunch break just to get through the line.
Might be better if I start cookin' for myself and eating in the classr... Huh?
*sniff* *sniff*
Where's that rotten smell coming from?! It's all over the cafeteria!
A beastman's nose like mine is better than most, but I can't be only one smellin' this.
If some kinda dangerous potion's at work here, the school'll be up in a panic in no time.

And then I won't be able to practice today!
I gotta find the source and take care of it before anyone else notices.
Hmm... I bet I could hunt it down quickly enough with my signature spell, but I can't use it in a place like this.
Time to follow my nose. *sniff* *sniiiff*
...Wait a sec. Is it coming from that seat in the righthand corner?!

Oooh! How's it floatin', Sea Urchin?

If is isn't Jack Howl. Come to join us for lunch, by any chance?

Not exactly. I got a question for you two.
Mind showing what's in that briefcase you got down there?

Now, now. We're in the cafeteria. If you're in the mood for business, I'll have to ask that you meet with us in Mostro Lounge after class.

'Sides, if you're itchin' to see what's inside, then you gotta make nice and pay the price.

You're up to something shady again, aren't you?! Now hand it over!

What was that? You wanna throw down?

You heard me! Lemme see what's inside! NOW!

Ah! No! Don't force it open!

Blegh!
Ick! What?! What kinda weird liquid IS this?!
This isn't even what I was smellin' before. It's more of an ocean smell...

It happens to be the latest beauty lotion we've developed. We were planning to hand this to our client, but now...

Huh. So it wasn't anything dangerous after all. Sorry for jumping to conclusions... I'll pay you back—...?!
There's that smell again... Two seats over to the left! That's it!
You've gotta be kiddin' me. YOU'RE the culprit?!

Culprit? Er... Hello, Jack. Do you need something?

Grrr... Okay! Come clean, Epel! Show me what it is you're hiding!

I-I... I was just enjoying some vichyssoise and risotto. Really!

You can't fool my nose! You're about to be caught red-handed!
*sniff* *sniiiff*

Could you stop sniffing like that? Umm, please?

Got it! It's coming from your coat pocket!

Eeek! Wait!

Is this a...food container? Well, time for the big reveal...
EeeeaaaAAAUUUGH!
It's... It's packed with onions!

That's right. Slices onions, chopped onions, shredded onions... Oh! And onion oil as well.

I hate onions! Why do you even have these in your pocket in the first place?!

Umm... Well, my housewarden said that I needed to focus on eating full course meals with impeccable manners this week.
But they've all been rather lacking in flavor, so I've gotten into the habit of sprinkling onions on my food when no one's looking.
Now, I hope you have something you'd like to say to me?

Yeah, uh... I'm sorry for suspecting you. And for messing up your lunch. I apologize.

I'll forgive you if you eat every last one of the onions in here.

No! Anything but THAT!

Kidding. I wouldn't do that to someone who knows how to give a proper apology.
Say! Since you're here, how would you like to join me for lunch?

Uh... Sure. I guess it's about time. We're in the same class, but we've barely talked to each other before now.
Just...please, keep those onions as far away from me as possible?

Heh heh heh...

Erk...

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