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A Package Deal (Part One)

Ramshackle Dorm - Lounge

Mya-hah! Our dorm is all decked out!
It really feels like Founding Day now that the lounge's all prettied up.
It was so nice of them to decorate it for us.

For sure! I didn't expect the sophomores would do that.
It was a lotta work, and all for our benefit! Myahahah!
Oh, but I put up the biggest balloon bunch over the window there. Slick, ain't it?

Silver offered to help, so I used his shoulders as a footstool.
Silver's a quiet guy, and it's hard to tell what he's thinkin' sometimes, but he's handy to have around.
Still, his shoulders were stiff 'cuz he's all muscley, so it was hard to stand on 'em...
Not to mention he dozed off while I was workin' on the balloons. I freaked out when my stool started wobblin'!
Then I fell off... If Kalim and his magic carpet hadn't caught me, I mighta gotten hurt.
We should make it up to him.

Make it up? Eh, you know how Kalim is. He just started goin' on about puttin' gems everywhere after that.
He's all about fancy stuff, and he never listens to a word people say. He's shoved crackers in my mouth more than once, too...
Wait, I get it now! He's tryin' to convince me to join Scarabia, isn't he?
Myahahah. I bet that's why Silver's bein' all nice too. Boy, it ain't easy bein' popular!
Do you want to transfer out of Ramshackle?

Are you kiddin'? Ramshackle's the best dorm there is. After all, I run it!
Then again, decoratin' the walls with gold would brighten up the joint. Ruggie liked the idea too.
He told me the big trend right now is makin garlands outta thaumarks. But that can't be true...
If I know that guy, he was just plannin' to swipe some of the thaumarks for himself.

I remember this one time I ran into him while I was carryin' some tuna cans. It was scary how he followed me around...
That guy never misses an opportunity, even on Founding Day. I gotta learn to be greedier like him!
Too bad Jamil put a stop to that whole idea, or we woulda been rolling in thaumarks.
Stupid Jamil. He then left a buncha treats on the table and said that's all we needed.
...Though now that I'm lookin' at 'em, he might be right. Those look mighty tasty! Myahahah.
Sounds like treats ARE all you need.

Why're you laughin', [MC]? C'mon, you gotta admit those sweets Jamil made look real good!
It's like Azul said...
"The key to having a good party is pleasing the guest of honor."
"It seems food is a better fit for you than money or treasures."
...Hey, wait a minute. Was he makin' fun of me?
What do you think? Was he?!
We can ask him the next time we see him.

Mrr... Yeah, I think I will!


A Package Deal (Part Two)

Ramshackle Dorm - Lounge

Y'know what surprised me the most, though? When Floyd tried to change all the balloon colors right in the middle of puttin' 'em up.
He was all like, "Pink's borin'," when at first he was happy and talkin' about how cute the color was. Sheesh!
His moods swing around so fast, I get whiplash.
He was throwin' out so much color-changin' magic, my tail turned green at one point!

Jade went over to speak to him, and I thought he'd talk some sense into the guy...
But instead he was like, "This would look better with purple polka dots." I couldn't believe my ears!
Jade's always smilin', but sometimes he says even more ridiculous stuff than Floyd. You gotta watch out for that guy.
If Riddle hadn't stepped in, you and I both would be green with purple polka dots right now.
Talk about a close call.

But then Riddle got all hung up on his dorm rules 'cuz we're havin' a non-birthday-related party with no black tea...
The rest of us tried to get him to stop fussin' about it, and a whole fight broke out.
Boy, was it rough gettin' all these decorations put up!
Still, at least they're gonna help us with our alchemy lessons to make up for it.
They ARE our upperclassmen, and a lot of 'em are pretty competent...
Which means we've got a real shot at gettin' full marks on our next exam. Myahahah, I'd call that a win!
Do you find alchemy class fun?

It's okay!
Okay, huh?

Well, I'm pretty mature, y'know. I've gotten better at stickin' it out through boring classes.
Crewel and Trein get on my case if I cut class, and I AM gonna be a great mage one of these days...
And more than anything else, I gotta look after you!
Considerin' how much trouble my hench-human is, one of us has gotta have their head on straight. Right?
Thanks for everything you do.If anyone here is trouble, it's you, Grim.

Cans of tuna make for great tokens of gratitude, y'know!
I can take my hench-human under my wing, no sweat. Just come find me if you're ever havin' trouble.

Excuse me?! When have I ever caused you a lick of trouble?!
I only forgot about our homework today 'cuz I was playin' video games with you last night. That means it's your fault!

We're a package deal, remember?
So we gotta keep at it, together, forever! You get me, right?
For sure!

Glad to hear it!
Ah! That must be the sophomores. I better go get dressed.
Let's have ourselves a blast this Founding Day, [MC]!


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