TWO? You've only got a week to finish thirty pages' worth of questions, though. Better pick up the pace. If you show up to this weekend's unbirthday party without submitting your homework first, you know what Riddle's gonna do to you.
Hey, Cater. Since you're here, how would you feel about giving Deuce a little math tutoring? He's only solved two problems in two hours. Poor guy's in for a beheading at this rate.
Dang. I'm not exactly a math whiz myself, though. Then again, I guess it's an upperclassman's job to tutor his underclassmen. And Riddle does get mad when a dorm member flunks an assignment. I dunno how much I can help, but lay it on me!
Riddle's crazy strict when it comes to the Queen of Hearts's rules, but it's not like he gets mad over just any little thing. He's been a patient tutor with me, too!
Housewarden Rosehearts is intimidating, but he's honestly an incredible guy. He's at the top of the class in both scholarship and sorcery, and all while playing by the rules.
(I'm sure that back when I was skipping school and getting into trouble, Housewarden Rosehearts was studying diligently.) I'm going to devote myself to my coursework... ...and one day, I'll be an honors student just like Riddle!
Hey, could you at least put away the housewarden's reference book while we're painting the roses? You're gonna end up painting the leaves red too if you aren't paying attention! Today's our unbirthday party, and we're still not ready for the croquet game OR the tea party.
If you got a beef with the boss- *ahem* If you have an issue with the housewarden's methods, then issue him an open challenge. Gripin' and moanin' behind his back just makes you all sound like a buncha gutless cowards! ...In my opinion.
Heartslabyul Student A
Huh? You think you can strut on up to us and start telling us how to act, punk?
Heartslabyul Student B
Sounds like we gotta teach a snotty little underclassman a lesson in respectin' his seniors.
Ah... Yes, of course. Hedgehogs are very cautious creatures. Once one's dug a hole and hidden in it, finding it will prove immensely difficult. Queen forbid... What if we don't find them...?
So it's not just the hedgehogs? The flamingos got out too? Uh-oh. They're heading for the mirror that connects to the rest of the campus! I don't have time to think this over. I gotta follow those flamingos. Otherwise the unbirthday party's getting canceled!
Oho. Interesting. The Roi des Roses, hm... Flamingos possess a flock mentality. You should be able to get them in line by properly leading them with flight magic.
You work tirelessly and diligently to ensure that your master's reputation remains unblemished. Such pure devotion! What can that be called, if not beautiful? To extol the virtues of beauty and pursue aesthetic excellence is my very mission in life. Hence, Monsieur Spade, I shall lend you a modicum of assistance.
Y'know, I mighta let this slide if it was just a harmless prank, but you just HAD to drag the animals into it. There're some lines you don't ever cross!!
Heartslabyul Student A
Hey, watch how you talk to us, freshman.
Heartslabyul Student C
Don't go actin' like you're special. You're just lickin' Rosehearts' boots! How about I introduce you to mine instead?
Heartslabyul Student B
Hope you know enough magic to fix the teeth I'm about to knock outta ya, punk!
I follow the boss-uh, the housewarden's rules. I ain't here to fight my dormmates. So you'd better say uncle before I change my mind. And swear you'll never pull a stupid stunt like this again!
Heartslabyul Student B
Owww! My shoulder's gonna pop out! O-okay, uncle, uncle! It won't happen again.
