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You Are the Fairest One of All (Part One)

Laboratory

Now for the last step in the lab exercise: adding the chamomile. That should finish the potion!
Wha?! Did I mess it up again?

Man, you're still working? Class is wrapping up, y'know.

I-I know that! This recipe just never works right...

Hmmm. Did you try putting in mustard? Or maybe some butter or sugar?

Those are cooking ingredients, not potion components! I'm not stupid! Okay, THIS time I've got it.
W-wait... Am I out of components?

Geez, how many supplies have you burned through?

Deuce Spade— put away your lab tools.
Come back after school lets out for a remedial lesson. After all, it's my job to train pups.

Yikes. Sucks to be you, dude.

Wow, really, Teach?! I'd be happy to!

Whoa, are you for real?

Gather a supply of chamomile from the garden and come to the lab room after school. Is that clear?

Crystal clear, Teach! I'll be there!
Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

I think I'll get my gathering done during break so I won't be late for the remedial class.
...Say, I wonder what happened to the bean sprouts I planted in class before.
They said the groundskeeper would take care of them, but are they ready to harvest yet? I think I'll check 'em out while I'm here.

I think the plot was right around here...
Ah, here we go. This is it.
Hm. I coulda sworn they were a lot greener back when they were seedlings. Now they look all washed out.
And they seem a little... I dunno, under the weather? Are they getting proper care or not?

What sort of botanical buffoonery is afoot here?!

Oh, you're...Vil Schoenheit. Is something wrong?

Something most certainly IS wrong! The herbs I planted here for my beauty cream are all drooping!

Huh... So it's not just my plants that aren't doing so hot.

Even if there IS a groundskeeper, I see I was a fool to leave the welfare of my precious herbs in the hands of another. Silly me.
None of them look afflicted with any sickness, so they should spring back with diligent watering.
For the extra-parched ones, I'll need to prune the withered leaves and move them to a planter, then fertilize them, then...

Hey, uh, would doing that same stuff help with these bean sprouts I planted in class?

Don't go looking to others for help right from the outset. Try to figure it out for yourself first.
Should your wisdom prove lacking, I suggest you start with some encouraging words or the like.

Uh, encouraging words? I'm sorry, but, uh, could you maybe elaborate, or...?

The arnica seems...more or less fine. As for the geraniums... Hm. These might need individually compounded fertilizers...

Something tells me he's not up for more conversation.
So he thinks I should give my plants a pep talk, huh?
You know, I heard somewhere once that beautiful music helps plants grow. Maybe whoever said that was on to something?

  • ahem* Hello, um, bean sprouts.
    I like your leaves, and your stalks are all strong and healthy.
    I'm sure you'll be even prettier when you come into full bloom. Wait, no, that makes it sound like you're not good enough now! I meant, uh…

Oh, hey, Deuce. Perfect timing, actually—

You are the fairest one of all!

Whoa, what did I just walk in on?

R-Ruggie Bucchi?! It's... It's not what you think! Mr. Schoenheit said plants get better when you're nice to them, so I was—

Wow... Confessin' your love to a plant, huh? I always knew you were weird, but DANG.

It's not like that!

Look at you, Deuce, red as a tomato! Shyeheehee!

Would you two kindly pipe down? SOME of us are trying to actually tend to their work.

Sorry, sir!
I was just trying to follow Mr. Schoenheit's advice, and now I've gone and made him mad.

You just can't catch a break, huh, Deuce?

You Are the Fairest One of All (Part Two)

Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

Ah, now I see why you two were raising such a Fuss.
Deuce, right? How peabrained can you possibly be?

So when you said kind words could make plants better, that was a lie?!

Well, duh? I'm kinda shocked you actually believed it. Shyeheehee.

Urgh...

While earnestness alone won't carry you through life, it IS a virtue all the same.

True. And that lack of guile is quite the rare commodity on this campus.

Why does that not feel like a compliment whatsoever?

Regardless, all the flowerbeds across the garden have damaged plants. Is the groundskeeper asleep at the proverbial reins?
Judging by the condition of the leaves, I'd say these plants haven't been watered in around three days.

Th-three days, you say...?

Is the groundskeeper on vacation, do you think?

If they were, there would be a substitute groundskeeper to do the work in their stead.
This is a cultivation spot for many rare and valuable herbs and flowers used in potionology.
Whoever is in charge here ought to be sacked. I cannot excuse such flimsy work ethic.

Why don't we visit the groundskeeper's office, then? Maybe they'll do better with a quick reminder.

This does merit an in-person conversation, I agree.

Uh, I dunno if that's the best idea, guys...

Do you know something about this, Ruggie?

Only that I have a bad feeling about where this is headed.

Ah. I can fill in the blanks here. I take it that Leona's involved.

Wait, where does Mr. Kingscholar come into this?

Deuce, try adding two and two together.

Uh...

Okay, okay, I'll spell it out in crayon for Deuce's sake.
Your guess was right: the groundskeeper's been on vacation for three days.

So the substitute groundskeeper's been slacking?

There, that wasn't so hard! See? You can do basic math after all, Deuce!

I'm still not feeling complimented here!
Oh, so that means the substitute groundskeeper is—

Yes. Leona Kingscholar, housewarden of the Savanaclaw Dorm.

I knew he had to water the garden as punishment for skippin' class, but...
If Leona's not here in the garden, well...

That means he also skipped out on his punishment. Typical.

So we should be taking our complaints up with Leona, right?

Goodness me. You're not intimidated by him?

It don't matter who you're talkin' to. You always gotta be straight.
If you wuss out and don't say what needs sayin', what's that make you? A chicken, that's what.

Hoo boy. This guy wouldn't last five minutes in the Savanna...

I take it back. You're not earnest; you're rash. It is not brave to challenge someone without a grasp of their capabilities. It's reckless.

Ouch... I-I guess when you put it that way...

That said, you're still a far sight better in my eyes than a scheming slacker like Leona.
As for you, Ruggie—take me wherever you think Leona would be.
I would prefer to address this matter with him in person.

I'll go with you.

Suit yourself, I suppose. Now, where is Leona?

Hey, I never agreed to take you to him? This sounds like a giant mess in the making.

A mess of his own making, I might remind you. You reap what you sow.

Uh, look, man, I don't know where Leona is anyway. Gotta go! Bye!

Hold it, Ruggie! Don't you dare run away!

Hey, wait!
...And now they're both out of sight. Geez, that was quick.
How can they weave through a garden with all these trees in it so fast? Magic?
Oh well. Guess I'll do some watering before I go looking for Leona.

Am I really as dense as all that, though...?
Ace gets on my case like that a lot, too...
Now I feel dumb for taking Vil at face value and complimenting plants.

You can't just blindly trust people, Deuce!
Man, first it was talking to plants, now I'm talking out loud to myself.
We'll just call today a...learning experience.

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