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Disc-OUT

Interior Hallway
  • thud*
Ahh!

Sorry for running into you! I was in a rush and... You’re Sebek from Class D, right? Did I hurt you?

Not at all. If you don’t mind stepping aside, however, I have business at the campus store.

Could you be here for the special sale, too?

No...? Lilia asked to purchase some high-quality, limited-quantity puddings.

Those would be the highlight of today’s sale.
The owner ended up ordering too many on accident, so he’s putting them up for a steep discount once it hits five o’clock.
They usually cost ten thaumarks each, but tonight? You can get them for a tenth that price!
I thought, there’s no better day to finally try one for myself than today!

Ah. I did notice an influx of people dashing toward the store, but I hadn’t realized why.

Yeah! You don’t get a chance like this every day!
I bet it’ll be a free-for-all in there, but no way anyone’s stopping me from getting my hands on one of those puddings!

Excuse me? A free-for-all? For a mere commodity?

“Mere”? “MERE”? You’ve clearly never experienced the chaos of a special sale.
If a discount goes higher than forty percent, what was once a humble store becomes a warzone. Discount the discount, and you’ll be disc-OUT.

Hmph. Such a flair for the dramatic.
Mister S's Mystery Shop

This line is massive! You mean to tell me all of these students have gathered here just to get a single serving of pudding?!

Man... I should’ve gotten here earlier.

Hey, hey, my little imps! Are you ready for the start of my super pudding sale?!
And pudding’s not all! I’ve got a wide variety of scintillating products on sale as well, so why not take a look?

Urgh! There’s even MORE stuff up for grabs! I can’t stay here! I’ve got to break through the crowd and get up front!
Good luck, Sebek. May we both survive this battle and live to see another sale.

So dramatic. And don’t tell me he’s wearing his gym uniform to boost his mobility?
Ha. No. No, that’s silly.
Heartslabyul Student
Hey! You! I touched that pudding first!
Savanaclaw Student
Who cares?! It’s in my basket now!

Whew... The battle begins. But I WILL prevail! I’ll buy every last thing on my list if it’s the last thing I do!
Sam, I’m ready to che---

Aaauuugh! I-I’m being crushed!

...! Was that scream...?

Look at you! Five minutes into the sale and your basket’s overflowing!
You’re a force to be reckoned with, my little imp! Will you be paying with cash?

Actually... Sorry. I just remembered another thing I wanted to get, so do you mind checking me out in a bit?
Sebek seem like he’s having a rough go of it... I don’t think he’s braved a special sale before.
Mmmgh... Okay! I’m doing this! FOR MY COMRADE!
Interior Hallway

Hah... Hah...

We’re finally out of the shop... How’re you doing, Sebek?

Much better, thanks to you. Had you not pulled me out that stampede, who knows how I would have fared?
Bah... I was too naive.
Attending the sale in your gym uniform is a stroke of genius. It truly is a battlefield.
I was so tossed about by the crowd that I failed to purchase the vice housewarden’s pudding. I’m a failure...

Umm... About that... Here.

Oh! Oh, my!
It’s the pudding Lilia wanted!

I managed to get twenty, so you’re welcome to have one.

How did you acquire that many in the midst of all that chaos?!

Back home, it was just me and my mom. She’d often let me tag along on her shopping trips.
The special sales we went to sometimes had a one-per-person limit.
I can’t tell you how many times I was barreled down over a single carton of eggs... *sigh*

Ahh. So you’re a veteran of this particular battlefield.
Is it right for you to give me of your hard-earned goods, though?

I didn’t say I’d giving it to you for free. You can help me carry my bags back to the dorm.

That’s all? What a small price to pay in exchange for the vice housewarden’s pudding!

Is it? Okay, then. You can take all the bags here, too.

A-all the ones at your feet?! I thought someone else had set them there! You have eight bags?!

I wasn’t just shopping for me. I was picking up ingredients for Trey and whatever else everyone wanted.

You even managed to fulfill their requests amidst that chaos... You are a gifted human indeed.

Ha... Well, now you know. I don’t ever want to see you underestimating a special sale again, comrade.

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