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I'm a New Person Now!

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Ugh. Having fun on Halloween is all well and good, but some of this year's visitors are taking it way too far.
Bad boy A
Whoa, no way! Do I see who I think I see?

And these are even more raucous than the rest.
I'll have to step in if anything happens, but I'd rather not get involved if I can help it.
I'll hide in those bushes and see what happens.
Bad boy A
Hey, you're Deuce, yeah? Cauldron man! It's been a minute.

What are you all doing here?!
Bad boy A
This school's going viral on Magicam, so we figured we'd come and see what all the hype's about.
Man, we hardly recognized you at first with that new hair color. Haven't seen you since middle school!
How've you been? Bet you're top dog around here, too, yeah?

Absolutely not. There are plenty of people here way stronger than me.
If anyone rules this turf, it sure ain't me.
Bad boy B
Ha ha. Yeah, as if. No way does a thug like you roll over for anyone.

(That's Deuce... Is he acquainted with those ruffians?)
(He never struck me as one to hang out with hoodlums. What's the story there?)
Bad boy A
That reminds me—we used to have a blast smashing pumpkins this time of year!
Bad boy B
Hey, this school's famous, right? I bet it's fulla prissy rich kids.
I bet if we ask 'em real nice like...
They'll pony up plenty of "treats"!
Bad boy A
This guy has the right idea! What's Halloween without some tricks, right?
Bad boy B
Right! Ha ha ha!

Hold it right there. That sounds...
...like a blast.
Count me in! It's been a while since I let loose.

(What?! Is he serious?)
Bad boy B
There it is. I knew you hadn't changed a bit.
Bad boy A
That's our Deuce! We wouldn't have you any other way. Now let's get this show on the road!

I know where we can find some easy marks. C'mon.
Bad boy A & B
You got it!

  • Sigh* I guess I'll have to step in after all.
    I should report this to Cater—actually, no, there's no time for that.
    If this ends up damaging the school's reputation, it will reflect badly on me as well.
    I have no choice but to intervene directly.
Woods Behind Campus
Bad boy A
Hey, Deuce. This really the place? I don't see anyone around.

Duh. If there WAS anyone, they'd tattle to the drill sergeants we call teachers around here.
Bad boy B
Goootcha. That's legit. So, Deuce, I bet you got at least thirty enforcers at this school, yeah?
You gotta introduce us to 'em later.

Yeah, I'd say I've got at least...
None whatsoever, bricks for brains!
GET 'EM, CAULDRON!
Bad boy A & B
Owww!
Bad boy A
You jerk! What's the big idea?!

Wanna run that by me again?!
Bad boy A & B
Eek!

You were done for the second you decided to wreak havoc on my turf.
When're you two gonna grow up?!
Listen up! Halloween is supposed to be a time when everyone can have fun.
Bad boy A
Who are you and what have you done with Deuce?

Shut it! The past's in the past!
I'm a new person now. No way am I gonna throw down with my own classmates!
Now eat some candy and quit blowin' hot air!
Bad boy A
Ow! That really hurt!
Bad boy B
Hey, this is just regular old candy! Talk about a nasty throwing arm…

Listen up, hotheads. If you really wanna step to someone, then hey, I'm game.
But if you do anything to harm the school, next time it won't be candy I chuck at you.
Well?! You got that?!
Bad boy A
Eek! Y-yeah! We won't do anything! We promise!
Bad boy B
Dude, c'mon. We gotta cheese it!

I don't wanna see your sorry faces here ever again!

What did I just witness?
Well, at least nothing came of it.
Still, I had no idea Deuce could get that rough.
There's clearly more to him than meets the eye.

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