Oh hey, it's coming up on interview time. One last check to make sure my hat's at just the right angle... There, perf. Our interviewer gets selected by the Magical Pendulum, right? Wonder who it's gonna be this year.
No limits, huh... In that case, I'd wanna check out this waterfall that's been trending on Magicam lately. The water turns to mist as it cascades down and makes a rainbow when the light hits just right. If you're REALLY lucky, there'll be multiple rainbows at once. It's super pretty. A bunch of posts tagged at this waterfall have tens of thousands of likes. If I could get some pics or video of it, I'd go viral for sure!
Astute observation, Floyd! I've taken that into account, of course. To be clear, the waterfall I'm talking about can't be reached at all on foot. You have to book a pricy helicopter tour if you want to snap photos of it. The drawback is the helicopter follows one set route and can't get too close, so a lot of shots come out kinda the same. But a broom's way more maneuverable, which opens up a bunch more possible flight paths.
Exactly! On a broom, I could fly behind the waterfall, or over the basin... If I could get video of flying under a rainbow or places the helicopter can't reach, I'd rake in the engagement!
I'm always researching 'Cammable hotspots and thinking about how I'd record them if I could get there. But it's easier said than done. In the time it takes to plan an itinerary, Magicam has generally moved on to the next big thing.
Huh. So you don't actually care where you go, as long as you can get a buncha likes? In that case, I could take you to the Coral Sea and show you awesome spots land peeps have never heard of.
Okay, deal. You're gonna have a blast. Oh yeah, I should probably warn you that you gotta look out for shark attacks on the way. But hey, if you get there in one piece, you're pretty much guaranteed to go viral.
Ahaha, it can be pretty complicated. It's basically fortunetelling, after all. Lots of people use it to try and predict the future based on the positions of celestial objects in the past.
Yeah, exactly. When you first meet someone, you don't know their vibe or what they're into, right? Sooo... "Hey, this mag's got some cool fortunetelling. What's your birthday?" Bam, instant conversation material. Once you make that initial inroad, you can pan out from there, like... "Hey, that's close to my birthday!" or "It says your lucky charm is black tea. Oh, you prefer coffee?"
Well that just means you were never interested in having a conversation in the first place! Hmm... With someone like you, I'd probably take a different approach. Fortunetelling's one of many tools in a conversationalist's arsenal.
Hmm... Well, there's a lot of places I'd like to visit and things I'd want to do... A year's a long time... Ooh, I know. I wanna try a bunch of different hairstyles. I do a few different things with my hair as it is—letting my bangs down, putting them up in a pompadour... But I haven't done any like, bold hairstyles that would change my whole vibe. Birthdays are a great excuse to try out something new... And who knows? I might discover some style that's flown under my radar and turns out perfect for me.
A slicked-back look might work with my current length. I could see a side part working great there, too. Or I could ask my stylist to give me a wolf cut. Who knows? It could give me a whole Bad Boy Cay-Cay vibe.
That ain't much different from what you've got right now. If you really wanna shake things up, how 'bout an undercut? Put on a button-up shirt and a fitted jacket with some leather shoes, and you'd look like a whole different guy.
Y'know, maybe I shouldn't have assumed I'd stick with my usual ensemble for a new hairstyle. I'd like to try that out! If we're talking a total fashion makeover, growing out my hair's an option too. Or wearing a wig. I could put on a Pop Music Club show in a punk ensemble and get people going, "Who's that?!" That'd be so hype!
A bright bouquet makes the outfit pop more, right? That's on-brand for you, Seabream. Anyway, have fun up there. You'd better not put on a borin' show on a broom that awesome.
Way to raise the bar. I got this, though. Get your oohs and aahs ready! Let's see, how's my broom angle...? There, perfecto. Now to show everyone what I can do!
