*sigh* Orientation's about to start... And I've got serious cold feet. I've also got tons of butterflies in my stomach, like something bad's just bound to happen. Why do they even make housewardens greet the new students, anyway? I bet the newbies don't appreciate some rando rollin' up all like, "Grats on getting in!" Most people'd just be like, "Uh, do I know you?"
(Malleus Draconia... The crown prince of Briar Valley and Diasomnia's housewarden!) (He's totally an ultra SSR character who should be headlining the orientation! So what's he doing here?!)
Yeah, though the one I had was a later gen with a color LCD screen. That one's an ORIGINAL! It's incredible that it still runs, much less that someone still plays it!
Oh, it's broken down a few times. But I always get it repaired. I don't plan on neglecting it in the future, either. I'm going to take very good care of this little fellow...forever and ever.
We're done with orientation and dorm assignments? All right, new students—let me be clear. At Heartslabyul House, I am the law. Break the rules, and it's off with your head!
New students! Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your achievement. As dorm leader of Octavinelle House, I am honored to have the opportunity to support you in what I hope will be a fulfilling campus experience.
(For as worked up as I got about this, it turned out to be underwhelmingly straightforward.) (Not that I mind, of course. Nothing happening is the ideal scenario.)
You scared me before with all those stories about how awful it was your freshman year rooming with three other people and having zero privacy. I was a little worried when I heard they had a similar dorm situation at this school too... But I think I'm gonna get along great with my roommates. I had fun talking about video games and sports with them.
Yeah, well, you're an extrovert, unlike me. The students at Royal Sword Academy are known for being all friendly and outgoing. It's no wonder you got an admissions letter from them. ...I'm happy for you. It's nice to hear you're making new friends.
*sigh* Welp, we've officially started a new school year... ............ I don't get it. I keep getting this feeling like I'm forgetting something super important... ...Eh, whatever.
