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Coral Sea - Sunken Ship

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Your mention of people getting "suckered by Azul" is concerning, but otherwise, this sounds like perfectly smooth sailing. What exactly is the problem? |
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Ain't it obvious? It's just boring. I got usually checked out. So like, I left to take a solo trip around the world or whatever... |
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Oh, that sounds like a good decision. I've seen data suggesting a vacation is a optimal way to lift your spirits. Where'd you go? |
FLASHBACK

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*Applause and joyful shouts* |
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I thought it sounded cool, so I did it. And after it was over, the dude was like... "Hey, what do you think about signing an exclusive contract with our brand?" |
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Interesting. I could see you getting popular as a model, Floyd. |
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But if I went exclusive, I'd only be able to wear their brand, right? Which is boring, so I turned him down. |
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Boring? Is that a concern? |
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Sure it is. Anyway I bought so much stuff in the Shaftlands, I went broke. So I figured I'd hit up the Sunshine Lands for some part-time gigs. |
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Whoa... Manual labor? That's something I'd prefer to steer clear of forever... |
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What a strange detail for a dream to be realistic about. |
FLASHBACK

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If it was good enough for people to line up for, I wanna try it! What was it? |
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I forget. |
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Mrah?! |
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Man, what a waste! If your work at a fancy restaurant, you get all the tasty staff meals you can eat! |
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What where you looking for in the Scalding Sands? |
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Horses with bumps? Are you referring to camels? |
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Yeah, those dudes. So I was ridin' one of those across the desert, and I found this cave... |
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*Footsteps on the sand* |
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I explored inside 'cuz it too looked neat, and I found this shiny black teapot. |
A teapot? Wait, you don't mean... |
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It seemed like it'd be a good one for a Jade to use, so I figured I'd take it back with me. Then when I brushed the sand off... This big red ghost-lookin' guy came out. |
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I knew it! That's the legendary lamp that the genie was trapped in! |
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Yeah, that's when it hit me this must be the dude I learned about in Professor Red Squid's class. |
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Happening upon that magic lamp is an unbelievable stroke of good fortune. Did the genie offer to grant you three whises? |
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You squandered your wishes on such childish requests?! |
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This is the Genie of the Lamp that dwells in the desert of the Scalding Sands we're talking about. Isn't he so powerful, he can transform a street thief into a genuine royal prince?! |
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Huh? Look, it was hot, and I was hungry. |
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Mraaah! What a waste! |
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This is all beyond impulsive... |
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After that I went to the Sunset Savanna, the Queendom of Roses, and Briar Valley... But everyone there seemed so weak, it was just boring, y'know...? |
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Huh? Dude, a rando plebe like me can't just walk up and meet royalty. |
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What? |
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And who'd just rock up to the castle gates and demand a fight? Weirdos, that's who. Are you stupid or what? |
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Why are you suddenly thinking rationally?! |
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So you flipped our boat purely for your own entertainment?! Have you no regard for others?! |
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Maaaaaan... Can't somethin' interesting happen for once...? |
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Hey, don't ignore me! |
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