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Mrgh, so noisy... Who izzit? |
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Ah, you finally picked up! Good morning! |
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You're kidding, right? Have you forgotten your little brother? It's me. Ortho. |
Ignihyde Dorm - Idia's Room
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Oh, right... It was a dream. |
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Heh... Hee hee... Ehehehehehee! |
Ortho? |
What's the matter, Idy? |
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All those rare drops in my MMO... Pulling the triple SSR of my fave... |
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Muscle Red never retiring from gaming, me attending orientation in person... It was all a dream!
Everything from start to finish was what I wished for! Classic otaku fantasy! |
Ortho? |
Huh? Wha? What are you talking about? |
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Excuse me? I should be asking YOU that.
In what world would my little brother EVER attend Royal Sword Academy?
He wouldn't go to some bright, wholesome school full of guys so extroverted they make my stomach tie in knots. |
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There's the humanoid Ortho, enrolled with me in Night Raven College, the school chock-full of SSR Epic Troublemakers.
And then there's Phantom Ortho, down in the dark, gloomy Underworld. |
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Those are the only two brothers I have! |
Ortho? |
Ah... Idy, wait! Listen to me! |
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Ah-ah-ah, sorry. |
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I'm not into getting called cutesy pet names by anyone who's not a video game or anime character.
And you aren't either of those things, so who ARE you? Who's showing me this messed-up dream? |
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Is it illusion magic? Or some evil syndicate's brainwashing headset? Either way, your whole narrative sucks.
If I can't have a happy ending, you just hit reset? "Yes, please meddle more!" said literally no one, ever.
Regardless of what the outcome is... |
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Whether it counts as a happy ending is for ME to decide! |
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I'll be submitting some very in-depth feedback to your customer support! |
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GOODBYE, SIR. |
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