RIGHT?! That's the normal reaction! When Rook came flying up to the island on that broom... He held out those bottles and was like, "You must give these to Vil!" And I swear every Styx staffer there just froze in place.
Aha...AHAHAHAHAHA! I could hug and kiss all of them right now. Then I'd slap them in the face. I thought I was used to Rook's antics, but this truly takes the cake. And then there's Epel and [MC]! I explicitly told them not to get involved. They just never listen. I must give them a stern talking-to once we get back. They need to understand how foolish this was. But since they were kind enough to bring it all, I'll gladly take it. Hm? This serum...
Oh, no, not really. This isn't what I normally use. It's a high-end product imbued with a special cantrip. After seeing how violently the Charon troops dragged me off... Rook must've feared I was in dire straits.
Heh. Rook can certainly be eccentric, but once you get used to it, you see he's quite affable and honest. Honest to fault sometimes, and utterly devoid of tact… But regardless, he's ensured I'll be in top form for my photo shoot next week. I imagine not every subject is allowed to receive care packages from the outside. Thank you, Boss.
Acting Director, I have a status report on the River Lethe for Case LOD-627. It's 88% charged and should be ready tonight at 2000 hours... ...to use on Subjects A through E, all of Sage's Island, and other related parties. The Mnemosyne info-scrubbing team is handling the information that was disseminated online.
Got it. Oh yeah... Malleus Draconia, Briar Valley's heir apparent, is a student at Night Raven College. Lethe works differently on fae. Make sure you adjust accordingly. You wouldn't wanna erase info that someone with his long life span would be expected to know.
Yup. Not even Styx tech can turn back time. So we use Lethe to rewrite a few discreet memories that won't cause any inconsistencies. Subjects A through E will think they got a special request from a university hospital in the Kingdom of Heroes… ...and that they agreed to help them with a study on blot. People say that mages don't come back from the Island of Woe. And of course they don't. In their minds, they were never there to begin with.
Absolutely. They won't remember me being the acting director here, either. I'll just be the same ol' gloomy, nerdy shut-in to them. Then again, that's what they'd think even if they did remember this. Whee hee!
You seem a bit off. Are you feeling okay? Maybe your technomantic circuits are out of whack, or something's up with your reactor. Want me to run maintenance, just in case?
No, that's okay! Nothing's wrong with my body. Your work is as flawless as ever. Maybe I'm just still processing the memories from all these unusual experiences.