Well, you see... There have been a bunch of viral videos showing cats pawing and pouncing at the Hydra gameplay screen. Feline fanatics would record their cats, then tag the videos with #CatVsHydra. Later, a researcher saw those videos. That person ran an experiment to see if lions would react the same way to The Hydra Strikes Back. They put some game footage on a screen, and sure enough... The lions watched with interest, and pawed and pounced just like the housecats did! According to the Styx database... You are a beastman with lion genes, Leona Kingscholar. So I predicted that if you played this game, you'd enjoy it and not get tired of it.
Oh-hoh-ho, lawl. He's got a point. You might've acted disinterested, but that's a pretty high score. Did you feel compelled to keep chasing the Hydras?
...... *SIIIGH* Sorry, kiddo. They're absolutely right. I'm beholden to my feline nature, so I get REAL sleepy during the day. I'd love to play more, but I know I'd conk out before long. Go ahead and let someone else play.
I don't normally play, you know. It won't make for the most entertaining watch. But I suppose I was getting a tad bored just spectating. I might as well give it a go. Is there anything you would recommend, Ortho?
I was hoping you'd ask! There's one game you MUST play, Vil Schoenheit! For a global supermodel and shining star, I present... Star Rogue: A Hero's Dawn!
OUR LEGEND! POP OOOFFF! This is the story of how one man became a hero. The year: Stellaris 1997. The Chronos Force invaded from the Titan Nebula, conquering the Planet Gaia and plunging it into chaos. The Gaia Dynasty was thought to have been wiped out in the invasion. However! One of their princes was raised in secrecy, his origin concealed from the Chronos Force! When his adoptive parents told him the truth about where he came from... He set forth on a journey to bring back his birth parents and restore peace to Gaia! DA-DA-DA-DAAA!
...Erk! Uh, sorry, got carried away there... The game's a shoot-em-up, but the story's just so thrilling... Anyway, uh, you're welcome to play it if you like...
