Ahhh! These have to be from Meemaw—ah, that is, from my grandmother. I've told her so many times over the phone that she doesn't have to send this stuff.
Oh, there's a letter in one of the boxes. Let's see… "We had some unsold stock near its sell-by date. You can share it with your friends at school." Fer cryin' out loud! Don't push yer stinkin' overstock on me, Meemaw! A-ahem. I mean, I can't believe they have so much they didn't sell.
N-not at all, honest! Everyone's welcome to have some. It's 100% apple juice, no preservatives. It's loaded with vitamins, and Vil...probably won't yell at you for drinking it. Tastes real good, too!
I appreciate all of you helping with those boxes. Thanks, uh...very much. Why don't we open one up and quench our thirst? The citric acid and polyphenol in apples works wonders for fatigue. It should be the perfect drink after a hard day of dancing and singing rehearsal...I think.
It's not too sweet and not too tart. It goes down like a pleasant breeze blowing through an orchard—refreshing to the extreme! I'd go so far as to call this beverage a masterpiece that was clearly made with love.
Isn't it? It's made from a blend of several different types of apples. It's the pride of our hometown! And it's soothing for the throat when you add in a little honey. It could be great to drink after vocal practice! Ooh, and the apples themselves are delicious, even before they're turned into juice!
