Sigh* Maybe don't fly indoors at all. [MC], would you mind letting me share Kalim's room or take a room adjacent to his? This dorm is less secure than Scarabia, since you don't have to pass through a mirror to get here.
It's a homemade chocolate cake and some apple pie, courtesy of Trey. He said if we were imposing on another dorm's hospitality, we should at least bring gifts. What is he, our mom? We can split it with everybody later.
Gracious. Trey never changes, does he? He's the type of man one must truly watch himself around—the kind who spoils people rotten under the guise of knowing what's best.
Are you gonna make up some nonsense about rules and throw out perfectly good food like Riddle?! Because I got some choice words for anybody that lets food go to waste!
Pardon? I never said anything about throwing it out. Anyway, all of you are to take your luggage and gather in the lounge. I have an important matter to discuss before we start.
...I knew it. Spudlings One and Two—would you care to explain these stashes of junk food and carbonated beverages? I see cookies, sugary candy, and chocolate bars.
Yup! These are fried dough balls and a pastry called kanafeh. I had Jamil make them for me. They go great with nuts, cheese, and cream on top. I was going to share them with the group!
It's a set of potions and medicinal herbs, so that I can formulate antidotes in the event of an emergency. I'm sure you've got that covered with your mastery of potionology, but one can never be too careful with these things.
Nuts and dried fruits are acceptable in moderation. Lastly, Rook... I trust you. Really, I do. But your luggage consists of a single photo album—a thick tome, at that. Care to explain?
Ha ha. This is but a record of my life's work. I prefer to keep it close. It's a bit private. Opening it in front of everyone would be quite embarrassing...
I beg your pardon, then. Far be it from me to impinge upon someone else's privacy. Now then, with that out of the way... I hereby confiscate every sugar- and flour-based snack and drink present!
Again with the ghastly suggestions from the Scarabia duo! That is completely irrelevant here. What do you think this training camp is for? Your minds and bodies must all be polished to a mirror sheen for SDC. And mirrors must be unclouded, devoid of blemishes. Monosaccharides and oligosaccharides contribute to lethargy, while fats and spices can incite acneic breakouts. For the next four weeks, from now until the show, I am banning all snacks that detract from an optimum nutritional intake!
Is that a fact? I grew to 183 centimeters without any late-night snacking. What matters most for growth is a balanced diet and proper sleep. It is certainly not about snacking your way to an uneven complexion. Do try to remember the difference.
Hah hah hah! This won't be so bad, really. Vil isn't going to be putting any of you on hard diets. He simply believes that eating right is a vital part of getting you all into competitive shape in the most efficient manner possible.
Heh. You think THIS is serious business? Please. I am only laying down a foundation. Now, all of you put your things in your rooms and come back down. We're starting rehearsals right away.
