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Chapter 27 Book 4 • Chapter 28 Chapter 29
The skies are so dark and ominous…


Aladdin
Genie, stop!
Genie
Sorry, kid. I've got a new master now.
lago
Kneel and pay tribute to the great sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar
Now where were we? Ah, yes-abject humiliation!
Jafar
He is no prince, and that's a fact.
Jafar
Now that he's unmasked, do you recognize your prince? It's Aladdin! His punishment?
Jafar
Eternal banishment…..from this life!
Jafar
Farewell, "Prince Ali"!
A genie...?He made himself the ruler?

[MC]. Grim. It's time to wake up.
Scarabia Dorm - Vacant Room

Myah... Are we marchin' to the oasis?

No, we're waking up early precisely to avoid that. Come along, now.
Scarabia Dorm - Kalim's Room

Good morning, Kalim.

Mm... Izzat you, Jamil? Morning...

No, it's Jade. Though our names do sound a bit similar. Heh.

Wait... What? What are you all doing here?

I've brought some tea to wake you up and a change of clothes. Now rise and come with me, if you please.

Huh? Wha? What's going on? Where's Jamil?

Don't worry. We're perfectly capable of helping you get dressed without him.
  • Knock knock*
    *Click*

Kalim, it's time to...what?!
Azul? Jade? Grim...and [MC]?! What are you doing in Kalim's room?!

Ah, good morning, Jamil!
You're welcome to sleep in today. In fact, I encourage it.
We'll be taking care of Kalim starting now until the end of break.

What?!

After our chat last night, I realized something.
Who's the busiest guy in this dorm? It's you, Jamil!

We've been taking advantage of Scarabia's hospitality during our stay, you see.
So we'd like to pay it back somehow.

You can call us the Jamil Support Squad!

O-of all the ridiculous... I mean, no, I couldn't possibly ask you to–

Oh... Ooh... OOOH! That's BRILLIANT!
I've been thinking for ages about how I wish I could make Jamil's job easier!

Your compassion is a touching thing to behold, Kalim.
Would that Azul could take a page from your book.

Ha ha ha. You just had to get in a dig, didn't you, Jade?
Anyway, allow us to handle matters here. You can kick back and take it easy, Jamil.

By all means, take them up on it, Jamil! This is great for you!

Run along now, Jamil. Go back to your room and catch up on your sleep.
  • Creak*
    *Shut*

What in the world is going on here?
I can't just rest. I'd better at least see to breakfast...
Scarabia Dorm - Lounge

Hey, minnow. That ain't been seasoned yet, so don't run it out.
Scarabia Student A
S-sorry, sir!
Scarabia Student B
The vegetables in the oven are done.

Those are already dressed, so plate 'em and get 'em on the table.

B-breakfast is already made?! Did you do this, Floyd?

G'morning, Sea Snake! Yup, me 'n the minnows took care of it.
Azul was goin' on about how much he wanted to help you.

But... But I can't put our guests to work.

We ain't exactly guests, remember? We're trainin' buddies.

But Kalim can only eat food prepared by me. It could be poisoned.

Ha! That's an even more unbalanced diet than what I eat. And I ain't poisoned anything here, by the way.
If you don't trust me, test it yourself. If it gets Jamil's Poison-Free Seal of Approval, I'm sure Sea Otter will eat it right up.

You have a point, but still...
Scarabia Student A
Vice Housewarden, could you taste-test these grilled vegetables?
Scarabia Student B
I think this soup came out nicely. What do you think, sir?

Rgh... Fine. I'll test them all myself.
Actually, are we prepared for our morning oasis trek? Usually, breakfast comes AFTER the march.

Ah, about that. As housewarden of Octavinelle...
I've given my fellow housewarden Kalim an alternate proposal.

Wh... What?! You can't just do that!

Rather than aerobic exercise like long-range walking...
You'll see far greater gains in strength and stamina from proper indoor weight training.
Scarabia's desert is a terribly hot place, you know. We wouldn't want to risk anyone getting heatstroke.

In fact, there's a huge fountain in the courtyard. If you wanna build stamina, how about swimmin' in that? It'd be more fun, too.

Agreed. I can tell you from experience that swimming is a far better way to burn fat than walking.
Scarabia Student A
So... We don't have to go on those marches anymore?
Scarabia Student B
We're safe, Vice Housewarden!

It's also worth mentioning that skipping breakfast can make you more easily fatigued and distracted. Not that overeating helps either, of course.

Good morning. Ooh, breakfast is done already?

Hot diggity! That looks delish!

Floyd's in fine form today. It comes out considerably worse when he's not in the mood...

And Sea Snake's already poison-tested your portions, Sea Otter. Go on and dig in!
Bon appetit!

Ooh, this is wonderful soup!

Ain't it? That's a Coral Sea staple. It's packed to the gills (heh) with seafood.

......

First, the key to ancient incantations is memorizing vocabulary.

I'm aaawful at memorization. It puts me to sleep.

Then I've got the perfect study method for you: recitation while walking.

It's a good study method for people with shorter attention spans.

Sounds like it'd be just as great for me!

All right, let's all try it together, guys.
Scarabia Students
Yes, sir!
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