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Chapter 7 Book 3 • Chapter 8 Chapter 9
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Is it just my imagination, or is someone looking a bit dour today?

Oh, y'know, we're just coming to terms with being ordered around by a trio of tyrants.

Aha ha! Isn't that cute? The sea anemone that breached its contract is talking!
You guys know you're in no position to complain. So shut your traps.

Eeep! Not the squeeze!

Allow me to clarify: I wasn't talking to the sea anemones. I was specifically addressing you...
...[MC], prefect of Ramshackle Dorm.
Yes?! A-are you gonna squeeze me?!

Awww, look at you, scurrying backwards like a shrimp afraid of being someone's lunch!
And on that note... You're so teeny, I'ma call you "Little Shrimpy" from now on!

I think most students on campus would be small compared to you two.

Yeah, and having two guys this big standing together is a special kind of imposing.

I understand that you were playing little spy games with Riddle and others just recently, [MC].
You may know who we are already, but I've always been a stickler for formal introductions.
I am Jade Leech, and this is my twin brother Floyd.

Heya. I'm Floyd. Nice to meetcha, Little Shrimpy.

Now, where was I? Ah, yes...
Allow me to infer what troubles you, [MC].
Could your anxiety perhaps stem from these three anemone stooges?

"Perhaps"? Listen to you, acting all coy.

What's your problem? You're as prickly as a sea urchin.

Wh—I'm a WOLF, not a sea urchin!

If the source of your troubles does in fact lie with these sea anemones...
...I believe you would be well-served discussing the matter with Azul in person, [MC].

Wait, what?

You will find Azul to be as benevolent as the Sea Witch, one of the Great Seven.
I have no doubt he would treat your misgivings with all due gravity.

Yeah! Azul's a real problem-solver. For example...
He could set these sea anemones free if you asked him to.
Everyone
Really?!

Absolutely. Just remember: you can't get something for nothing.

Tch. So that's your angle. You wanna rope [MC] into one of his contracts.

Please, there's no need to bare your fangs at me. Goodness, you land mammals are so belligerent.

We're just passin' on a hot tip outta the goodness of our hearts. Ain't that right, Jade?

Exactly, Floyd. We wouldn't dream of leaving a poor, unfortunate soul by the wayside.
Heh heh heh... Hee hee hee...

If your interest is piqued, feel free to visit the Mostro Lounge sometime after nine tonight.
We'll have some piquant tea ready for you upon your arrival.

We'll be waiting, Little Shrimpy!

Wait, so, uh...

If [MC] makes a contract with Azul and meets his conditions, whatever they are...

...we could be freed from this?!
Everyone
Please, Prefect! You gotta beat him for us!

You guys are shameless, you know that?

You don't have an anemone on your head! You've got no idea how miserable this is!

Maybe you shoulda thought of that before trying to coast through a test.

Look, I've already learned my lesson, okay?!

Yeah, I'll never do this again for sure. I'll take my results like a man,even if that means failing.

You're supposed to say you'll work hard to ensure you stop failin' altogether.
Well? What's your call, [MC]? You gonna take them up on their invitation?
If all he wants to do is talk... This could be our chance.

Y'know, for the first time, I think I'm ready to recognize you as our prefect!

Tch. Fine.
I'm goin' with you, though. You seem like you'd get yourself into trouble otherwise.

Dang, Jack! You're a big softie!

D-don't get me wrong, okay?! I just don't like Azul's scheming.
I can't stand the thought of losin' to guys who profited off of someone else's hard work.
  • Squeak, squeak*

So much for chatting. My sea anemone's tugging at me again!

Ow, ow, ow! C'mon, at least let me have my lunch break in peace!

I'm countin' on you, Prefect!
Everyone
WOE IS ANEMONEEEEE!

Yeesh... Hopeless, the whole lot of 'em.
Anyway, I guess we're goin' to the Mostro Lounge tonight.
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