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Chapter 12 Book 3 • Chapter 13 Chapter 14
Savanaclaw Dorm - Lounge

Not a chance.

You didn't even pause before answering...

No pets allowed in the dorm. They shed all over the place.

First of all, I AIN'T NO PET. Second of all, I DO NOT!
Aren't you guys, like, a billion times furrier than me?!

This is about you, not us.

For one thing...
Our empty rooms haven't been cleaned in months. Dorm students use 'em as a dumping ground for their junk.
Where are we supposed to put up two extra freeloaders?

Ooh, I know!
Why don't you just bunk with 'em in your room, Leona?
Everyone
What?!

Ruggie, if you keep flapping your lips, you're about to find 'em sewn shut.

Think of it this way, Leona. You're used to havin' people do everything for ya, right?
What if we put 'em in charge of serving you instead of charging for room and board? Seems like a win-win to me.

Grr... Ruggie, you little...

Hey, I still ain't fully healed up from the interdorm Spelldrive tournament, y'know?
I dunno if it was that major magic I chugged a whole potion to use or what, but hard work's been wearin' me down more than ever lately.
And if I might remind you, Leona, I busted my tail for you.
So I'm thinkin' I'd heal a whole lot faster if I had these guys waiting on you for a while!

Tch. You're a regular mercenary sometimes.

Hey now, I haven't said a single dishonest word! Shyeheehee.

Maybe, but I don't let just anyone cozy up to me like that.
Hey, boys! C'mere a sec!
Savanaclaw Student A
Yes, sir! You called, Housewarden?
Savanaclaw Student B
Oh, hey, it's the schmucks who spied on Savanaclaw before the Spelldrive tournament.
Savanaclaw Student C
Ain't every day an escaped quarry comes back to us! Heh heh heh!

Fight my dorm's students. If you win, I'll let you stick around as gophers.
I don't care if it IS just for three days. Savanaclaw's got no use for dead weight, no matter how short or long your stay.
Bring it on!Please be gentle!
Battle!

Savanaclaw Dorm - Lounge

How could you lose to some puny little herbivores that fast? You're givin' me a bad name over here.
Savanaclaw Student A
Yipe! Sorry, sir!

Okay, a deal's a deal! I want that three-day stay and I want it now!

Grrr...
Tch. Just remember, even the slightest bit of trouble from you and you'll be out the door faster than you can say "tuna casserole."
You hear me?
Y-yes, sir!Maybe Ace and Deuce's room would be better for our mental health...

Phew. At least now we don't gotta sleep outside.

All right. Jack, bring some spare bedding to Leona's room.

Will do.

Shyeheehee! Lucky me! I get to coast down easy street for three whole days!

I heard that, you know. You're in for it later.
Okay, herbivores. Get the lead out and follow me.
Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona's Room

Daaang! Now this is a wild man's room!

Quit yer gawkin'.
I'm goin' to bed now, and if you disturb my sleep, I'll turn you into shag carpet. Grrr...
Zzz...

He was out in literally three seconds!
Keep it down. We don't want to wake him.Please let me live to see tomorrow...
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