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Cafeteria

Ha! Guess who scored the last deluxe grilled cheese sandwich? This guy. That's why they call me Grim the Great!
Myahahaha! I also snagged a bear claw AND a cronut!

Grim, you need to learn some restraint! I'm really sorry, guys.

Yo, Pops, gimme one of those roast beef sandwiches.

Hey! You're cutting in line too!

Rats. Looks like I'm late for the monthly bakery battle royale.
And now they're sold out of the grilled cheese Leona sent me to buy for him.

Myahahaha! I'm gonna savor the flavor of this victory!

Pardon me, friend. I see you were able to get your hands on the highly-prized deluxe cheese sandwich. Incredible!

Hm? Who're you and whaddaya want with my meat?

Oh, I'm just a guy who really, really wanted to buy that sandwich you've got there, but arrived a smidge too late.
Speaking of which, here's a proposition for you...
Might you be willing to trade your deluxe grilled cheese for this very exciting hot dog bun?

Whaaat?! You must be outta your mind, dude!

Oh, come now. Let's not be like that. Here, have the hot dog bun. I insist.

Myah? What in the name of tuna...?! My paws are movin' on their own!
You're actually going to trade?! It doesn't even have a hot dog in it! Now I fully expect to see pigs take flight.

Sounds like we have ourselves a deal! Shyeheehee!
What luck that I found a kind soul willing to trade. You enjoy that hot dog bun, I do hope you can find something to fill it with.
Maybe a squirt of ketchup would imitate the real thing? Anyway, nice doing business with you. Toodles!

M... M... Myaaaaaaah! My deluxe grilled cheeeeeeese!
Aw, maaan... *sniff* This is *munch* the worst day *munch* of my pathetic life!
I can barely *munch* choke down my lunch!

You just ate three pastries in ten seconds.

I still don't get why you even traded at all.

I didn't! It's like, when he put out his hand, my paw just shot out—like it was copyin' his!
It all happened so fast...

Like a deer caught in the sandwich-stealing headlights.

Nah, it wasn't like that at all. But I...I don't know how to explain it!
Ugh, this stinks. I need to eat my feelings, stat! Deuce, gimme a bite of your pasta.

No way! You made your "bread," now lie in it!

Oh, by the way, guys—the headmage said he had something he wanted to tell us after class.
No clue what it could be, though.

It probably has something to do with what happened to Housewarden Rosehearts a few days ago.

When he went all berserker mode on us? Yeah, I bet you're right.

Maybe he wants to lavish me with a smorgasbord of succulent fish for all of my hard work that day!

Yeah, dream on, furball.
You know, that guy who came by earlier... I feel like we've seen him somewhere before. That guy earlier... There's something about him.
Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone

Leooona! Lunch is served, my friend!

...Is it noon already?

Don't tell me you've been asleep all morning! You're going to fail more of your core classes!

  • sniff* *sniff* Smells like you actually got what I asked ya for!

Barely! Must you always request the most popular item on bakery day?
Anyway, here: one deluxe grilled cheese and an iced tea.

Are ya braindead? The fact that it's hard to get is exactly what makes me want it so bad!

Me, I'll eat anything, so long as it isn't moldy.
But as a prince, I doubt you could relate, Your Highness.

Hmph.
It ain't like I'm first in line for succession. I'm second, so I probably won't ever be king. I'm practically a commoner, really.

That reminds me of the time you mistook a picture of my family's home for a doghouse.

Did I...really do that?

You really did. I wish my perspective was so warped from a life of luxury.

Nah, the royal life stinks, honestly.
All that matters is the order of your birth. Hard work and talent basically mean nothin'.

Hmmm... I guess I could see that being a drag.
Oh, by the way, there's a housewarden meeting after school today about the Spelldrive tournament. Please try to actually show up.

Ugh. What a headache.

As the housewarden, you get the biggest room in the dorm. You could at least make a token effort to do the corresponding job.

All right already. Fine. Stop whinin'.
Ahhh... Now that my belly's full, I'm ready for another snooze. Wake me after lunch break is over.

I'm not your alarm clock, Leona! You know I have my own—ah, he's already out.
*sigh*
Anyway, that weasel in the cafeteria and his freshman friends... Where have I seen them before?
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