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Chapter 7 Book 1 • Chapter 8 Chapter 9
Cafeteria

So what are the other dorms like, then?

As Cater mentioned earlier, the dorms of this school are themed after the Great Seven.
We have our dorm, Heartslabyul, modeled after the strictness of the Queen of Hearts.
To run down the rest of them for you, we have...
Savanaclaw, based on the persistent spirit of the King of Beasts.
Octavinelle, based on the benevolent heart of the Sea Witch.
Scarabia, based on the mindful personality of the Sorcerer of the Sands.
Pomefiore, based on the tenacity of the Fairest Queen.
Ignihyde, based on the diligence of the king of the underworld.
And finally...
Diasomnia, based on the noble spirit of the Thorn Fairy.
That's a lot to take in. No way am I ever going to remember all that.

All those names are way too long! How's anyone supposed to remember 'em?

Ah ha ha! Well, you get the idea. Want to or not, you'll learn them soon enough.

At orientation, the Dark Mirror picks a dorm for you based on the essence of your being.
As a result, each dorm ends up with a distinct sort of... flavor, we'll call it.

That is sooo true. I totes see it.

"Flavor," huh...?

For example, look at that guy.
He has dog ears?! Muscly dog man, sure why not.

That rough-and-tumble vibe he's got has Savanaclaw House written all over it.

No doubt. That dorm is full of scrappy guys who are into, like, working out and fighting.
How should I describe the vibe...? Macho dudes? Gruff big brothers? Something along those lines. The black and gold armband is another giveaway.

Huh. All right, so what about that guy with the grey and purple cord wrapped around his arm?

He's gotta be from Octavinelle House.
And the student sitting at the table in front of him has a red and gold armband—Scarabia colors.

Those dorms are for the smart students. They're always neck-and-neck in the academic rankings.
Ah, but the current housewarden of Scarabia doesn't seem to be all that great of a student...

And here Cater goes, off on some tangent.

Ha. You learn fast. Let's get back on topic.
You see the flashy one with the purple and red armband? Those are Pomefiore colors.

Whoa! The girl with the potion books, I really like her!

What's she doing in a boys' school?!

You two are such morons. There aren't girls officially enrolled here.
WHAAAT?!

...?

Speaking of girls, there's a portrait in the west hall who's a real beauty. Name's Rosaria.
If you'd like to meet her, I'd be happy to introduce you. Maybe we can set something up?

A painting? Hard pass! I don't care how cute she is if she's two-dimensional!

Come on, man. Who cares how many dimensions
she's got! Anyway, they take vanity pretty seriously at Pomefiore. It's basically a dorm full of models.
Their housewarden has 5,000,000 followers on Magicam.

Hey now, they're not all just pretty faces.
The students at Pomefiore are among the best at potions and casting curses.

Heh heh. True dat.
Next, we have Ignihyde... Their armbands are blue and black, but I don't see any around here.
They tend not to be the most outgoing of students. Even I don't have a single friend from that dorm.
They're kind of the polar opposite of us sunny, fun-loving Heartslabyuls.

So they're gloomy and miserable?

Hey, no need to put it like that! They just have a reputation for being quiet and serious, is all.
That dorm tends to attract magical-energy engineers and students who are good with tech.

And that just leaves... Diahonyalara, was it?

You were off to a good start, and then you rammed right into the guardrails. It's "Diasomnia."

I know that! I just misspoke, all right?

Diasomnia House is, hm... Ah, look over there. Those guys in the special seating area.
You can tell from the neon green and black armbands. They're basically campus celebrities.
The vibe they give off makes it real hard for regular schmucks like us to even approach them.
And their housewarden is that times a thousand.

There's a little kid in that group!

Ah, we do get some child prodigies here.
But that guy there is no kid. He's a junior like us. Name's-

Lilia. Lilia Vanrouge
Everyone
BWAH?!

H-he just teleported!

I understand my apparent age interests you? As this bespectacled fellow accurately noted...
Despite my fresh-faced, boyish good looks, it would be inaccurate to call me a "child."

"Fresh-faced," he says...

You need not gawk at us from afar. You may feel free to speak with us directly.
We are schoolmates, are we not? All of us at Diasomnia House welcome you without reservation.

......

......

And yet, those guys over there aren't exactly rolling out the red carpet in terms of approachability...

  • Chuckle* Forgive me for appearing above you during your meal. I do hope we can speak again.

Their table has got to be over twenty yards away from ours. And they overheard our conversation?
That's WAY creepy!

Well... Diasomnia House does have a bit of a reputation for having lots of special students.
Some of them are extremely talented at magic.
Their housewarden, Malleus Draconia, is considered to be one of the five best mages in the world.

Malleus is reeeeeal bad news. Though I suppose the same could be said of our own dear housewarden.

No kidding! He collared me for eating one slice of tart! All his rule obsession is outta control!

My "rule obsession" is "outta control," is it?

You bet it is. Riddle's just a petty tyrant who leans into the whole "rules" schtick as a pretext to keep everyone under his puny thumb!

Ace! Behind you!

Bwah?! Housewarden!
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