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Mister S's Mystery Shop
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Um, we wanted to buy all the items on this list... |
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Ring up two cans of tuna while you're at it! |
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No, Grim! We're not here for tuna! |
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What's this? Cream and eggs and... Quite the sacchariferous list! I'll get everything for you. |
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Whoa... He really does stock that stuff, huh? |
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Here you go. It's pretty heavy… Are you sure you can carry this? Luckily for you, our 1/100th size flying saucers are 30% off today. Perfect for carrying groceries! |
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Ooh, lemme see! That sounds awesome! |
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We're fine, thank you. Let's go, Grim. |
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Myah! I didn't realize today was National No Fun Allowed Day! |
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Very well. Then until next time, my little imps. Do come again! Ciao! |
Main Street
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That store was amazing. |
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Yeah, and you're amazingly cheap. |
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Who are you calling cheap?! Hmph. [MC], looks like you got the bag with all the cans. That must be heavy. Let me take that one. I've got a little trick for carrying heavy bags. |
| You're quite the power shopper. | There's a trick for that? |
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Yeah. My mom always used to stock up at sales, and the bags would get ridiculously heavy. I was the only man in the house, so I got to do all the heavy lifting, and- Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to monopolize the conversation. |
| It's great that you helped out around the house. | Sounds like you took good care of your mom. |
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No, it wasn't like that at all. The truth is, I- Owww! |
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Myah! The eggs! |
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T-the carton of eggs is totally smashed! And now the bag's dripping egg good everywhere. |
Delinquent A |
Ouch! Why don't you watch where you're- Hey! You're the jerks who broke the egg yolk on my carbonara! |
Delinquent B |
I've had about enough of you punks. You need to learn your place! |
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...... You're the ones who darted out at us from around a corner! And you picked a fight with us at lunch over an egg that you were still totally able to eat! And now you've destroyed six of OUR eggs! |
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Yeah! He's right! |
Delinquent A |
So what? You sayin' that was our fault? |
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I am. Please reimburse us for the eggs. And then apologize to the chickens. |
Delinquent B |
Ooh, look who's got his big boy pants on. You sure are makin' a big deal outta some stupid eggs. |
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What? |
Delinquent A |
They haven't even touched the ground, so they're still edible. Quit whinin'. |
Delinquent B |
You should thank us for savin' ya the trouble of crackin' 'em! |
Delinquents |
Ah ha ha ha ha! |
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That ain't funny. |
Delinquent A |
Huh? |
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I said, THAT AIN'T FUNNY. You don't get to call my eggs stupid. You don't get to call ANY eggs stupid! Those eggs may not have gotten to be chicks, but they were gonna make some amazing tarts! Do you get it yet? DO YOU?! |
Delinquent B |
What is with this guy all of a sudden?! |
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You owe me six eggs. If ya ain't gonna pay me for em, then you're gettin' a bruise for each one! |
Delinquent A |
Are you serious right now?! |
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Buckle up, jerks! |
Battle!
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