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So Heavyyy...
Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite

Day two of camp...
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Oh, crud! I spilled all the water I was carrying on our firewood! It's never gonna burn now. What do I do? I haven't seen Lilia around, and Cater's off foraging for food... |
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Is something the matter, Kalim? I heard a loud noise over here. |
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Azul! I just ruined most of our firewood stash. |
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How terrible. You'll have to gather more to replace it, won't you? I could help if you'd like. |
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Really? You'd do that? |
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Why, of course! Shouldn't we all be there for each other in times of need? Let's be off. |
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...Dude, did you see that? |
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Sure did. Azul, helping another club for free? At first I thought I was so tired I was seeing things... |
Dwarfs' Mine - Forest

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I'm not seeing much firewood. |
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It seems most of the readily fallen branches were snapped up the first day of camp. |
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Oh! In that case, could we just break off a few branches from the trees? Look, these branches are nice and slender. They'd probably burn well! |
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I'm afraid green wood is unsuitable for campfires. It has too much water in it. Even if you could get it to burn, it would produce a great deal of smoke. |
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Really? |
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Yes. Anyway, if there's no suitable wood in the forest, perhaps we could visit the river we passed on our way to the campgrounds? We might find some driftwood lying around the banks there. |
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But wouldn't driftwood also be too wet? |
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Surprisingly, no. Rocks strip away its bark as it floats downstream, so it dries out easily. Driftwood that's washed ashore would quickly lose its moisture. It should be perfect for firewood. |
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Ooh, I get it. Thanks for the tip! You really know your stuff, Azul. |
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Heh heh heh, I just learned that tidbit yesterday, as it happens. A certain "authority" on campfires lectured me at length. At any rate... Let's gather that wood, shall we? |
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Look at all the firewood we got! Your tip really paid off. All right, I'll get this back to our tents. |
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(I've left a favorable enough impression, but I may as well cement it.) Ah, Kalim, let me get the wood for you. |
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Are you sure? |
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Absolutely. I'll just tie it all together and load it up on my... back... |
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Augh, this weighs a ton. My muscles are screaming... It feels like it's going to flatten me! |
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Oh gosh, it's that heavy? Are you okay, Azul? Here, I can still help carry it. |
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No, I couldn't possibly ask you to do that. I offered, after all. I want to be a man of my word and help you, Kalim! |
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Azul... You are SUCH a nice guy! |
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(Now he's seen that I chose to help him with no regard for my own comfort. One more loud groan for good measure...) Aaaugh, so heavyyy... |
Dwarfs' Mine - Campsite

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Hey, Cater, I'm back! Did foraging go okay? |
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Yup, we got our greens, and now we're making dinner. Where were you, anyway...and why is Azul with you? |
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Oh, I needed to get more firewood, and Azul really helped me out! |
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He did? Please don't tell me he finagled some money or treasure out of you. |
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Please, you wound me. I was simply helping Kalim out of the goodness of my heart. |
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Uhhh... |
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Cater, could I beg a moment of your time? I'm having trouble finding this one particular tool... |
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Oh, sure, be right there. Take care of the campfire, will you, Kalim? |
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Sure! Azul, would you like to sit here for a bit? I'm sure you're tired after carrying all that heavy wood. |
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I gratefully accept your offer, thank you. |
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Whew... I've had to do many laborious tasks on this trip, but I've also had some wonderfully unique experiences. I'll have plenty of stories to tell my family the next time I'm home on break. |
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Yeah, for sure! I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad all about this the next time I visit! |
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Oh yeah, I'll tell them everything! They'll hear all about you, and Lilia, and Cater, and Jade... |
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...Huh? |
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I'm gonna tell them what a blast I had out here with you guys! |
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Ah, yes... You do that, Kalim. |
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