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Gonna Have My Fun (Part One)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Ace's Room

UUUGH, this ticks me off!
It really seemed like Riddle's mellowed out a little lately. So much for that, though.
"Attending school is a student's whole job! Such a dereliction of duty is beyong the pale!"
Why's he gotta be such a stick in the mud?!

  • sigh* I had all these fun plans, too. Shame SOMEONE had to ruin them.

Are you referring to me?

Well, I can't think of any other loudmouths who blabbed to the housewarden.

Oh, come on; he'd have found out anyway. Our school notifies housewardens and teachers when students are absents.
Besides, he did make a good point — skipping school isn't okay.

A "good point"? Did you actually think skipping school was normal until he got mad about it?
That'd explain why you brought it up to him like it was no big deal... *sigh*
Maybe it's my fault for confiding in a moron without a single thought in his head...

A moron? Oh, YEAH?!
Ack! Raising my voice isn't honor student behavior. I'm gonna step out and get some air.

What is WITH him? He had no right to get mad about that! Now I'm even more annoyed.
Ugh, what a mess... Guess I'd better get all my stuff together before he gets back.
Phone charger, tissue packet, mints...
Oh, my wallet... Wait, I won't need that if everything's gonna be free.
But there's one think I definitely shouldn't forget — my Playful Land ticket!

This should be enough. If I bring too much, that'll just be more stuff I'll have to stow when I go on rides.
Now all I have to do is get up and head to the meetup point before dawn! ...Man, I wish it was that easy.
Pretty sure the housewarden's gonna be keeping an extra close eye on me now that he knows I'm planning on skipping.
If I stayed at Ramshackle tonight, I'd have an easier time sneaking out...
But now that he's onto me, any funny business could mean off with [MC] and Grim's heads, not to mention everyone else's.
I told [MC] and Grim not to invite anyone and risk spilling the beans... so I can't afford to screw this up.
Either way, I'm all prepped for tomorrow. Guess I'll case the halls for an escape route!
Heartslabyul Dorm - Hallway
Heartslabyul Student A
Hey, did you hear about the housewarden? Ace got him royally ticked off.
Heartslabyul Student B
Again? That fresman never learns. What'd he do this time?
Heartslabyul Student C
I dunno the details. For now we probably just wanna be careful and avoid doing anything that could cost us our heads...

The upperclassman arre gossiping about what happened. I hope word about Playful Land isn't getting out...
I bet a lot of these guys would easily turn me in to spare themselves the housewarden's wrath.
I can't let anyone find out I'm gone in the morning. Better bribe my roommates with drinks to keep 'em from ratting me out.
Still... I never really paid attention to how much foot traffic this hallway gets before.
There's a non-zero chance someone will get up early and come this way in the morning... I should find another route.
Heartslabyul Dorm - Kitchen

Hmm. Kitchen seems pretty deserted...
All right, I think I've found my exit!
If I got out through that door there... nobody would notice me, right?
It's silly to get bent out of shape over skipping one day of class, and just as silly not to do something just 'coz the housewarden said no.
Well, I'M no airhead, unlike SOMEONE. I can make this work.
Who wants to follow rules it if means you miss out on cool stuff? I'm gonna have my fun, one way or another.

Gonna Have My Fun (Part Two)

Playful Land - Catch the Star
After the Playful Stage show...

All right, we're coming up on the ride Grim wanted to try!

Mrah?! Where is it? I wanna ride it right now!

This, right after all the dancing he did in the show... That spudling's got energy to spare.

Are you worn out already, Vil?

Who do you think you're talking to? I see this spudling has a distinct lack of manners.

This ride's no Whale Escape, but it seems pretty popular. There's a long line.

Hm? But look...

Hey, Ernesto. I said wanna go on a swing ride.
I don't think that's a swing ride...Those look more like umbrellas to me.

Why, such a lack of trust in me! That's one of our more popular attractions — the Umbrella Swing.

Huh, that's an interesting take on it? Why umbrellas, exactly?

Wasn't there a scene in Wish Upon a Star where the Wooden Puppet's mentor swung into a carriage with an umbrella?
In the version I read, his mentor was a tough-as-nails cricket who wasn't phased by the carriage lurching or the clouds of dust.

Just the erudition I'd expect from a scholar. Did you hear that concise, easy-to-understand explanation, Gino?

......

That reminds me: I did see a row of stuffed crickets dressed in gentlemanly attire back at the souvenir shop.
I take it that was the Wooden Puppet's mentor in toy form.

Oh, they had those? They might make good souvenirs for my little brother and sister; both of them have read the book, too.

Ooh. Specially themed merch for the Wish Upon the Star cricket, huh...
I'm curious about this cricket now.I want to see those plushies.

Yeah, huh? The wait to get on the ride seems kile it's gonna be a while, so we probably have time to go check out the goods.

Wait, you wanna go to the store? Now? We'll lose our spot in line.

Only if the whole group leaves. I'm sure one person can stay behing to hold our place.

On that note... Vil, could you please stand in line for us? We'll just be a few minutes!

What?! Are you seriously asking an upperclassman to stand in line for you?

Never! It's just, you sounded so worn out after the show, y'know?
And the end of the lin's in a shaded area. It's not too hot, and you could even sit by the flowers if you wanted...

The perfect spot for a nice rest, right? I'll even get you something to drink on our way back!

Hah hah hah! I see this scholar has thoroughly thought this through.

You are truly shameless, Ace.

You pick the oddest times to show your smarts and stand your ground. It's good to have conviction, I suppose...
Even if Trey did lend a hand, you must be quite the rogue to have slipped out of your dorm while Riddle had his eye on you.

It's a good thing Pomefiore didn't get any freshmen as wily and rambuctious as you.
Playful Land - Gentle Plaza

That swing ride was real fun!

It was a lot more thriling than it looked at first glance. And our quick shop run solved the mystery of the umbrella.
Jack and Vil moved on to look at other stuff. What should we do now?

Hey, I see the Friendly Fox and the Gentle Cat over there!

Oh yeah, you're right. they didn't show yp during the show, so I was startin' to think there weren't any costumed mascots around.
I want a closer look!We should take a picture with them.

Man, really? That isn't my thing at all. You don't care about mascots either, right, Grim?

I saw somethin' about takin' your picture with a big mascot when you come here! I wanna do that!

I'll pass. You guys have fun; I'll just go for another run on the rollercoaster.
Visitor A
I never dreamed I'd get to take a picture with the Friendly Fox and the Gentle Cat! What a great way to remember this trip.
Visitor B
Let's post it on Magicam right now! It'll be proof that we actually came to Playful Land!

Wait, on second thought...
Posting a picture of ourselves posing with some rare mascots could be the perfect way to brag about this trip!
You mean...?Are you gonna...?

Change of plans! I'm sure taking one picture won't take too long. Let's go.

Ooh, the fox and cat are coming our way. Huh?!
Friendly Fox
  • whistling*

What's with the outstretched arms? Guess we're being welcomed...?
Gentle Cat
!!!

It's pointing at us, shaking its hips, and moving its hands from side to side... Ooh.
Were you guys watching the show? Are you complimenting us on how good we did?

They're both noddin'. Heh, you guys have an eye for quality!

Yup. Now that I'm looking up close, the fox has really honest eyes. That's the look of a guy who'd never lie or cheat.

And the cat looks soft and fluffy, not to mention it's all smiles. This guy wouldn't hurt a fly!
I get the feeling these are two of the nicest guys you'll ever meet!

... Hm? The fox and the cat just started dancing.

That's the dance we did on the Playful Stage!

They seem so happy Grim started dancing with them. Wait, you guys want me to join in too?!
Yay!This is embarrassing...
Puppet
You All loOK incREdiblE! I'lL tAKe yOur PIcturE WhIle yo'RE sTrIkiNg a pOSE!

Hmm... No point in getting all hung up on my image now. I should just do the pose and own it.
Okay, here's my phone.
Puppet
I'lL tAKe gOod cAre Of It. GeT yoUR pOSEs reAdy, EveRyOnE... tHreE, tWo, OnE, CheEse!

Gonna Have My Fun (Part Three)

Playful Land - Bazaar

Ahh, we're finally coming up on Sage's Island!

Playful Land's had explosions going off everywhere, and I've been hearing some sounds that can"t possibly be good for a while now...
But at least the ship's in good enough shape to make it into Craneport, right?
The island might be a quiet, boring place, but it sure is gonna feel good to be back after this harrowing experience.

Seriously. It's kinda hard for Cay-Cay to hold his head high when underclassmen did all the heavy lifting, y'know?

Heh heh. I disagree! We wouldn't have gotten through this without you guys' help.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot! The wildest of wild things just happened...
Leona actually complimented me.

Really? That IS wild. It's not every day he says something nice about someone without it being some sort of backhanded jab.

Right?! Well, I dunno if I'd strictly describe it that way...

When I told him I'd thrown my fox tail with a magical boost to get rid of the puppets, he was all like...
"Huh, so the puppets were actually just pups. Real nice of you to throw 'em a toy."

That counts as a compliment, right? Now that I'm laying it out, I'm not as sure...

Yup, that was totes a compliment. Floyd nad nice things to say about you too, Acey.

Really? Him?!

And I quote: "I wasn't expectin' nothin' from that guy, but he sure took longer to get puppeted than I expected."

Uh, that sounds more like a dig than a compliment. But as long as he's not talking about squeezing me, I'll take what I can get...
Sooo, on that note, I've got a question...
Playful Land was committing terrible acts all over the world, and it was my efforts that put an end to that.
In light of that, you think there's any chance of Housewarden Riddle saying something positive like, I dunno, "Fine work, Ace"?
Nope. / None.

Tch. Oh well, worth a shot.

If we'd gotten back before nightfall, we might've managed to salvage this...
But we've been out of contact for a whole night now. I can easily picture Riddle pitching a fit of fury.

Same. I think we'd all better prepare for worse that the worst...

  • sigh* I'm already exhausted fro mall this work, and now I'm gonna have to endure the housearden on top of everything? This is so unfair...
???
Really? You get to go back to school, and now you're whining about it?

Oh, hey Vil! Are you here to compliment me on my heroic exploits?

No. You seemed troubled despite your show of shamelessness earlier, so I came to offer a word of advice.

Ooh, if you have some hot tips for calming Riddle's rage, I'm all ears!

It's nothing complicated. In fact, the key is actually quite simple.

Own up and apologize!
Any attempts at one of your trademark clever excuses will only serve to anger Riddle further.
The best way to earn Riddle's forgiveness is to accept his anger head-on.

Bwha?!

He's right. You're a smart guy and a fast talker, but in this case, I think a heartfelt apology will probably work best.

I'm sure Riddle's been worried sick about us. Once we get back, se should all apologize to him as a group.

At least the juniors have some proper situational awareness. Ace, accept the consequences of your actions with aplomb.

Do I have to?!

For as lively as you were last night, you sure seem pretty drained now.

Man... After everything I went through on this trip, I refuse to let it end on a sour note.

If that's how it's gonna be, I'm gonna brag to everyone when we get back about how fun the rides and the show were!

Wow, Acey. You're definitely...

... one determined guy.