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Happy Birthday! (Part One)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Ooh, it's almost time for my interview.
Wonder who the ol' Magic Pendulum chose for me.
*footsteps*
???
Wonder no more!

Hey, I know that voice...

I'm your interviewer. Happy birthday, Ace!

Epel! Thanks so much!
I was worried it'd be someone who'd want to grill me. But now we can just have a nice talk!

Yeah—I can't wait!
So let's get right to the first question...
Do you consider flight magic one of your strong suits or weak points?

I JUST started school here. I'm not good at anything yet!

Really? But you seem so agile, I'd figured you for a great flier.

Oh, I'm agile as all get out, but I'm still a step behind when it comes to flying.
You know how in the first day of flying class they make you just float the broom off the ground? That took me forever...
And the other day, when we had to fly along a white line on the ground? That was WAY harder than it looked.

Seriously. Most of the students in my class struggled with that as well.

Really? Guess it's rough for all the freshmen.
In my class, most of us ended up swerving from side to side like we were the world's most uncoordinated snakes.
That said I DO think I'm pretty much getting the hang of it now.
I'm a fast learner, so if I buckle down and bang out some good practice, I bet I'll master flying in no time.

Ahaha, such confidence!

How'd you do, anyway? Did you stay straight along the line?

Heh heh, well, if you must know... I got the top grade in my class!

Wait, REALLY?! Wow! So you're good at flying?

On a broom, at least. I used flight magic all the time on the farm back home to reach apples high up in the trees.

Whoa... Can you show me the ropes sometime?

You want ME to teach you?

Yeah! I mean, it's way easier to ask you all my questions than some upperclassman.

Can't say I have much confidence in my teaching abilities, but if you're all right with that, I'll give it a shot!

Awesome! You're the best, Epel! Let's figure out a good study time once the interview's over.

Sure thing. Heh heh, despite not having the hang of it yet, you sure seem to like flying.

I guess... It sure beats having to sit still behind a desk, you know?
Plus all the turns and somersaults and advanced stuff the upperclassmen get to do looks so cool!
Once I get to that level, I bet I'll absolutely LOVE flying!

Happy Birthday! (Part Two)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Let's see, the next question is...
What's your best subject in school?

Best subject, huh? I dunno, actually... Maybe magic analysis?

Really? Magic analysis?! That's impressive. I find that really hard.

Yeaaah, a lot of people struggle with it. And I get why.
At the start I had no clue how to handle problems like "express the force of this fire spell in an equation" or whatever.
But then things kinda started clicking into place once I memorized the basic formulas. Like...
"Express phenomenon A as a spellscript" or "derive the strength of spell B using this method" SOUNDS complicated...
But knowing there's only one correct answer kinda takes the pressure off, you know?

The thing is, I never know what formula to use just by looking at the problem.

Really? Well, just write down the ones you can remember, and try plugging in numbers.
You might not get full marks, but you'll get SOMe points at least. Can't say that about any of the other subjects.

That's true. Partial credit is definitely better than nothing.

Yeah, it's nice that you can scrape by if you just memorize the formulas. In History of Magic, you gotta memorize EVERYTHING!

Do you have trouble with that subject, Ace?

I've got trouble with anything that's straight up rote memorization. Boring stuff falls right out of my head.
I mean if you want a good grade in History of Magic, you gotta commit the ENTIRE textbook to memory. All those dates and everything.
They say writing it down helps you retain it, but that doesn't work for me at all. I'm not good at slow and steady.

But don't you have to memorize lots of rules when you're in Heartslabyul?

Yep. Like...so many. On top of schoolwork.
*sigh* Can't do anything about that, but I wish my classes could give me a break. Forget studying, let's DO things.
I think I'd learn a lot more USING magic than trying to cram a bunch of theory into my head.

I might agree with you on that point.

Oh, so you don't like being behind a desk either, huh? I bet you hate having to just sit there and be quiet.
I mean, same here. Maaan, I can't wait to get to do the fun classes the upperclassmen get to do.

Happy Birthday! (Part Three)

Heartslabyul Dorm - Lounge

Okay, last question.
How do you spend your days off?
I'm curious about this myself. What DO you get up to, Ace?

I mean, nothing much?
If I stay in the dorm, I usually play games in my room or read some manga I borrowed.
'Course, just stayin' in my room gets boring, so sometimes I'll head into town.
The last day off we had, I went around noon and kicked around until the evening.

Doing what?

You know, just...hanging out. Shopping, I guess you could say.
But actually, something really lucky happened!
I scored this limited-edition parka from one of my favorite brands. It's totally sold out online!
I guess since we're so remote, no one came to buy it up here. Worked out for me.
It's nice how many stores there are on Sage's Island that cater to students.
'Course, restocks take a while compared to the city, and there's less selection too.

There is?! I'm amazed by how many different stores there are here!

If this place amazes you, kinda makes me wonder what sorta town you grew up in...

Uh, well... Never mind that—this is YOUR interview! So was shopping all you did?

Hm... I guess I also grabbed a burger for lunch.
The chain I used to go to back home has a shop here too. Soon as I saw the sign, I got hungry.
But even though it was the same burger, the special sauce didn't taste quite right. Maybe it's a regional difference thing.
I wanna try something else on the menu next time. You know what—we should go together!

That sounds fun! Though I wouldn't be able to tell if the sauce or anything like that tastes different here...

No? Are you not that interested in food?

Hah hah, that's not what I mean. It's just there weren't any burger places in my village.
I'd eat at one every once in a while when we drove into town, but that's it. Don't remember anything about the sauce.

Really? Your hometown didn't have a shop? But that chain is EVERYWHERE.
Weird... But now I get why you'd be impressed by the town here.
That does it—I gotta take you there. I can give you some pointers on what to order.

Okay, Ace. Our interview is over.

Which means now I gotta take my birthday flight on a broom, right?

Yep. Speaking of brooms—here. This one was made especially for you.

Whoa! I've never seen one where the head's a bouquet before.

All those red flowers really make it pop. You'll be easy to see in the sky.
Good luck, Ace. Be sure to look your best.

Don't worry 'bout that. I never fail to deliver in the moment.
*footsteps*


Okay... Time to make an entrance everyone'll talk about for years to come!
*wind wooshes*

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